Dear Salman,
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“Tarzan is an Indian concept, a synthesis of two words Taad and Jan. Taad means tree and Jan is a man. Tarzan is nothing but Taadjan, man of trees.”
– B. Subhash, Director Tarzan.
Dear Salman,
I myself Pankaj. Since I don’t have your phone number, neither your email ID, I’m posting this letter here, hope someone at PFC will draw your attention to it.
Salmanji, few years ago I had made a series called Toofan TV for Channel V, one of the episodes was on desi Tarzan films of the delicious kind.
Recently, while searching on the Internet for Tarzan clips, I came upon this article – “Mumbai, Oct. 29, 2007: Salman Khan seems to have taken his bare-chested image to the next level… … Salman has just signed on a film called Tarzan, set in the jungles. Sallu and Tarzan both have a huge following among kids and Salman is keen to reach out to them with this movie.”
That was one and a half years ago, nothing came out of that announcement. Are you still interested in making the film?
If so, here’s a story for your perusal – -
RAMGADH ZOO (1988) – The Bear eavesdrops on a conversation between the Zoo Vet and a Security guard. He passes the message to the Tiger in his neighboring cage, who in turn, passes the message to the Donkey in his adjoining cage and so on and so forth, till the message reaches Mr. and Mrs. Chimpanzee, the occupants of the last cage. The message being, according to the Vet’s medical report Mr. and Mrs. Chimpanzee can never have a baby. Mrs. Chimpanzee breaks down.
A MATERNITY WARD – MUMBAI (same day, same time) – NURSE Minnie Pillai informs Seth DHANILAL, “Your wife has given birth to a baby and a baba.” She leads him to his wife GARBHAVATI’s room. An overjoyed Dhanilal takes out his camera and asks a ward boy to take a picture of him with his wife, kids and Nurse Pillai.
Sound of a vehicle screeching to halt. INCOME TAX OFFICIALS! Dhanilal escapes from the back-door of the hospital with his wife & babies (who are wrapped in bundles) and takes off in his twin-seater plane. Mid-air, one of the engines conks off. The plane nosedives. Dhanilal and his wife dump the excess baggage but the plane continues to drop.
Dhanilal screams: ” We’ve got to dump at least seven more pounds or else we will crash.”
Garbhawati: ” But we’ve dumped everything!”
Dhanilal: ” What about one of the babies?!”
Garbhawati: ” No way!”
Dhanilal: ” That’s the only chance we’ve got.”
Garbhawati: ” Okay, which one goes down?”
Dhanilal: ” The baby-girl, of course.”
With tears in her eyes, Garbhawati drops one bundle. The plane steadies itself, phew safe at last. A moment later, Garbhawati shrieks in despair when she realizes that by mistake, she has thrown the baby-boy instead of the girl.
RAMGADH ZOO – The roof of the cage caves in and Seth Dhanilal’s baby-boy falls into Mrs. Chimpanzee’s outstretched hands. The Chimpanzee couple decides to adopt the baby. Afraid that the zoo officials won’t let them keep the human baby, Mrs. Chimpanzee plucks out hair from her body and sticks it all over the boy with some glue conveniently lying outside their cage. Now the baby looks more or less like a Chimpu. They christen him ‘TAADJAN’.
Time flies. Taadjan grows up into a handsome young Chimpu.
MUMBAI/2009 – MADARI and JAMOORA are performing a show with their monkey when the activists of ‘ANIMALS IN DIRE STRAITS’ barge in and take away their pet.
They lament the loss of their only means of livelihood. They desperately need another monkey. Madari’s attention is drawn to an article in the newspaper from which they’re eating bhajiyas, about a good-looking chimpanzee at Ramgadh Zoo – Taadjan. Madari decides to kidnap the Chimpanzee. Jamoora comes up with a plan. Madari is so impressed, that he decides to marry off his daughter JANE to Jamoora after the job.
Late in the night Madari, Jamoora and the buxom Jane sneak into Ramgadh zoo. The very hairy TAADJAN gets excited when he sees the sexy Jane. His foster parents try to calm him down, but Taadjan is hot.
P.S.: The loin-cloth that Taadjan wears, is the same cloth with which, his mother had wrapped him, when he was a baby.
Jane belly dances in her itsy bitsy costume. Taadjan can’t control himself; he tears off his cell door. Madari and Jamoora drop a fishing net on Taadjan.
RAMGADH CAVES – Madaari and Jamoora tie Taadjan with heavy chains to a boulder. Taadjan BITES Madari. Jamoora clubs Taadjan unconscious. Jamoora takes Madari to a hospital for first-aid and anti-rabies shots, leaving Jane alone with Taadjan.
Taadjan wakes up. He sees Jane swimming in a stream. He breaks free and rushes towards Jane, his eyes full of lust. Jane screams and retreats. Taadjan lunges at her. Jane grabs the hair on his chest and yanks. She is surprised to see that the hair comes off rather easily. Taadjan is flummoxed as well. Jane pulls some more hair from his body, and then some more, till Taadjan is stripped off all the hair.
Jane likes what she sees underneath all that chimp fur. She gives Taadjan a bath. They eat bananas together and then she teaches him English.
Jane: ” A for Amitabh Bachchan…”
Taadjan repeats it with great difficulty.
Jane: ” B for Bobby Deol…”
Taadjan repeats, falteringly.
Jane: ” C for Chunky Pandey…”
Taadjan repeats, he seems to be getting better.
Jane: ” S for Shahrukh Khan.”
Taadjan: ” No, S for SEX!!!”
He pulls her to him.
She screams.
Birds fly off branches.
The sun sets.
A wolf howls somewhere.
And then, a shot rings out…
Salmanji, how did you like it so far? I will send you the rest of it if the answer is yes, or better still, narrate it to you. Actually it is the story of a film-within-a-film, part of my script of ‘Mr. Multiplex’, but since that movie is stuck, I thought I’ll expand it into a feature length movie for you.
By the way, I’ve just completed ‘Sankat City’. It’s a small film with a big heart. After its release, as per the norms, I want to make a big film with a small heart and that’s where you come in.
Eagerly awaiting a positive reply,
Regards,
Pankaj
PS – The other episodes of Toofan TV were about desi Spy films, Horror, Dacoit, Sex, Naag-Naagin, Mythologicals etc. If you’re not interested in doing Tarzan, please choose one of the above genres, I’m a versatile filmmaker.
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Check out these clips -
- Toofani Tarzan
- Tarzan comes to Delhi
- Tarzan and King Kong
- Jungle Hero
- Jungle Queen
- Jungle Queen (action scene)
- B Subhash’s Tarzan
- Another jungle queen
- Tarzan and Cobra
- Tarzan sundari
- Tarzan Love in the jungle
- Jungle ki sherni
- Tarzan goes to India
Anurag Kashyap
Abhay Deol
Dibakar Banerjee
Hansal Mehta
Khalid Mohamed
Kundan Shah
Anish Kuruvilla
Jaideep Verma
Manish Gupta
Navdeep Singh
Bhavani Iyer
D. Santosh
Onir
Ashvin Kumar
Ramu Ramanathan
Sudhir Mishra
Pankaj Advani
Revathy
Saurabh Shukla
Shilpa Shukla
Sujoy Ghosh
Suparn Verma
Santosh Sivan
Shashank Ghosh
Shivajee
Pavan Kaul
Partho Sen-Gupta
Prroshant Naryannan
Sam Langoria
Satish Kasetty
Officially including this post in Torture Series Part 8
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Pankaj bhai – I’m speechless, this is probably one of the most howlarious posts ever on PFC.
ROFL – please come up with more gems often!!!
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Yaar my day has been made, two back to back howlarious posts one from u and another from Vasan. ROFLMAO.
BTW wud Taadzan and Jane, have a Shaadi/Mangni song also replete with “Shaava” and “Mahiya”, i mean dream sequence wonly.
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Please make it non-linear. I so want to see a mind-fuck existential b-grade/porn!
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awesome…………
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“I’ve just completed ‘Sankat City’. It’s a small film with a big heart. After its release, as per the norms, I want to make a big film with a small heart”
Hahaha But who will cast as Jane?????
My south indian friends has a suggestion
“Someone who has claws, da and also who can work with ciesles (chisels he meant)”
Does any one know a good actress with these skill sets???
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This is SO funny, thanks!! total success on your part in Indianizing the story so I am sure Salman will come round.
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Also thanks for the mini-library of Tarzans. I may have to find Tarzan Comes to Delhi just to see Helen and Laxmi Chayya. Too bad you did not get this off the ground sooner, either one would make a great Jane (since both can dance).
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superb A++ grade write up for a B grade film.Gimme more!!!
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Wah,Wah,Wah!!!! Too Good!! Too Good!!!
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The story is pretty waterproof. But there are some small issues with the script which can be easily rectified.
1)Why should a (fake) chimpanzee wear loin cloth? It would unnecessary raise suspicion among zoo officials.
2)If two chimpanzees use their fur to cover a full grown human being (that too Salman Khan), they would become too ‘bald’ to escape notice.
3)’Taadjan is stripped off all the hair.’ Atleast she should leave the scalp hair alone. I cant imagine a bald tarzan.
4)Tarzan as a baby is too passive a character. You cannot let things happen to a main character. He should make things happen. My suggestion is, why dont he ask mother to drop him off the plane? And then he can use his loin cloth as a parachute, look below, see the chimpanzees and decide that he will live with them for the time being. Salman Khan may also like this change better.
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Oh my God that was freakin funny!
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“RAMGADH ZOO – The roof of the cage caves in and Seth Dhanilal’s baby-boy falls into Mrs. Chimpanzee’s outstretched hands.”
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LOL! Great stuff Pankaj!
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PS – scriptlarva, love the last change, esp:
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“My suggestion is, why dont he ask mother to drop him off the plane? And then he can use his loin cloth as a parachute, look below, see the chimpanzees and decide that he will live with them for the time being.”
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LOL! Shit, I’m laughing so hard I just woke the wife in the other room!..
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Dammit guys, I’m sorry for the double post, but I just had the strangest visual of a baby (or “mini”) Salman Khan using a loin cloth as a parachute! LMAO!
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best post on pfc in a long time
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Charan Sparsh mere B-Grade Daata, khuda, parmeshwar…..
Agar koi coaching classes appne khol rakhi hai to please….mera admissin faram sab se pehle accept kijiyega.
Complete Dharashahi, aapka kayal,
Van ka Bala (Vasanbala)
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fkin awesome tarzan links :P
check the bappi lahiri techno track in jungle queen .. wow
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Pretty serious stuff. Mr.B.Subash can analyze and theorize on it further, maybe work towards a Phd on the underlying semantics of this profound script.
Pankaj keep these howlarious write ups coming. I am loving it!!
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@PA
“B for Bobby Deol” Haa haa…of all things, somehow I found that the funniest as Bobby seems like a B-overload…i mean, it’s like C for Cincinnati or F for Foofa ji. Aptness pierces the night like Hemant Birje’s intensity.
@Vasanbala
Van ka bala…haa haa…Van ke Son ka bala is more apt.
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amazingly hilarious screenplay befitting sallu bhai.. ans scriptlarva’s suggestions are noteworthy as well…
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keep the bakchodi alive n kicking…
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Disappointed with all the comments received so far (except the one from scriptlarva) for having misconstrued my ’social drama’ letter and ‘jungle adventure’ story as a ‘comedy’.
@PFC – please delete my post.
@scriptlarva – thanks for the comments. i’m going back to the drawing board. PS – liked your ‘parachute suggestion’. not confident about indian stunt babies, so making queries with hollywood and hongkong companies. an aussie company has already sent feelers, but i’ve politely declined due to obvious reasons.
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@ Pankaj- itni si baat pe naarazgi, not done sirji.chalo here are is something that I hope you’d like -
1. Salman would awaken the entire zoo every morning by singing -” ek garam chai ki pyali ho” but of course only the animals & zoo keeper would hear this
2. Salman should not wear a loincloth, he should infact wear Rupa/Lux ka underwear this way you’ll get brand endorsement too.
3. When Salman meets Jane for the 1st time, he should first sing-” pehla pehla pyar hain,pehli pehli baar hai”
4. Since Jane wouldnt get impressed- Salman then sings- ” tu mere dil mein bas jaa, tu mere dil mein bas jaa, mujhko fasala le ya fans jaa”
5. And yes Jane would ultimately give in- aakhir Salman would be anyway shirtless as it is right?
6. When Jane is upset with Salman/taadjan he sings-” tujhe jungle ki sair kara doon, aa chalti kya?”
7. and yes when Jane tells Salman/taadjan that she doesnt like his name, she will definitely rename him as “Prem”
Pls revert on these suggestions/points so that I can come up with more
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Hey dude, the chimpanzees in the zoo can cover up the baby with hair, but not a full grown man. therefore Madari and Jamoora have to kidnap the baby, and maybe one of the parent chimpanzees. Then the parent chimpanzee would help the baby escape the jamoora and madari (apni jaan pe khel kar and with a help from baby jane). He is then raised by the chimps in the jungle (Salman is the only one who will fit the role). So the film can be a combo of mowgli and tarzan. FUSION stuff boss!
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Ya know what. It could be some movie, if a full grown man from the jungle accidentally boards a jungle safari bus and comes to the city. A man who can speak animal languages. City Jane helps tarzan to speak hindi. Tarzan then helps vets. Beats up rowdies who terrorise women. helps police catch criminals who ride off zooming bikes, by climbing buildings and taking short cuts. Then city Jane takes him to watch a movie (Sankat City). Tarzan is disturbed and heads of to jungle forever.
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Pankaj, PFC don’t deserve your calibre!!
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This is the purest form of bakchodi….!
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Bakchodi amar rahe !!! ……
What if dhanilal’s wife gives birth to two girls …… the movie could be called TARZENA (u can explain TARZENA is nothing but TAAD-JANANI, woman of trees) …… JANE could be her twin sister or she could be her lost sisters lover who is amazed to see the wild version of her gf and then ……
shit !!! i forgot about salman ….. LOL
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What about Rakhi Sawant as Jane?We can have 2-3 items songs for free!!!!And Rakhee teaching Salman English would provide the audience the necessary comic relief.
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Arrey PFC, tumhare server time ka kuch karo. We certainly have not posted our comments at 12:49 am on June 1st. Looks like your server time is approx 14 hours behind.
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@ Pankaj Advani
Regarding the parachute scene, have you considered doing it entirely with computer graphics? There can be many advantages. You can morph some facial features of Salman Khan on to the baby.
And the logistic issues are profound in originally shooting it. These baby stunt stars are very finicky on sets. They are very particular about breast milk and infinite supply of diapers. They are so obsessive about relieving themselves all the time that you will have to arrange floating loos while shooting in the stratosphere. Otherwise people below may have objections.
Ego hassles can also be tricky. They are pretty notorious for disrespecting the directors. Can you believe it? They even ignore the producers!
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U made Toofan TV??? That was my favorite series!!!
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Cannot open links (Tarzan comes to delhi, jungle queen, etc) Koi madat karo
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Bakchodi baba ki Jaiiiiiii !!!!
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solid post bawa, really enjoied it.
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@Setu – getting ‘fresh’ songs composed-all original.
@Scriptlarva – will you consider being my co-writer (with credit) and co-director (without credit but with due respect)?
@all who made script suggestions – kindly address them to scriptlarva.
@Anindya – what’s wrong with rakhi’s english?
@Manish – yeah right!
@Vinay – Dost, is duniya mein koi kissi ki madad naheen karta hai.
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pankaj bhai-
chalo theek hai.original gaane hi sahi.
kam se kam 2-3 gaane likhne ka mauka mujhe bhi de
dijiye.and dont worry, original likh doonga.
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Actually the post is boaring rather childish – i dont understand why commentators are parising it
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So you are responsible for mind-fucking with me with Toofan TV? Thanks for spoiling my life!
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Pankaj bhai – I have a 5 year old at home who I am willing to loan you to play the role of “baby/baba Tarzaan”!
All I ask is you continue to post whatever twisted “social drama” you have ever written
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Dear Pankaj,
I myself Magik. Having read this post yesterday, i was consumed by the ‘gravity’ of this potentially big film with a big heart (hey why not?)… So much so that i was at a lack of words (occupational hazard for a writer) to post a comment. Everything was hunky-dory and I was generally brooding endlessly about Taadjan. Cut to last night, entry of ‘The old monk with a pair of withered wings’.
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We spoke at large about this venture which could change the very way movies of this type are mocked / sneered at. I mean we could create something that talks about gender bias, urban-rural divide, about safe sex, about ethical treatment to animals, about literacy and so many other burning issues which are gnawing away at the very fabric of our society and country at large.
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I dunno why you are particular about Salman, but if you still insist, Taadjan’s folks will have to be Patrick Lobo & Melanie Lobo. You see that will explain the weird accent that Salman speaks. But I would recommend that you take Irrfan Khan for the title role. He may have to hit the gym, but being the passionate actor that he is, he will leave no muscle unflexed (whatever that means). Tabu can be Jane. Getting the drift… we can actually pull it off… socially relevant, yet thoroughly entertaining!
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Eagerly awaiting a positive reply,
Regards,
Magik
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PS – If you’re not interested in doing Taadjan, as my version of a socially relevant yet entertaining film, please choose from any of these subjects: AIDS / GAY RIGHTS / MAHILA SHASHAKTIKARAN / CANCER AWARENESS / STOP GANPATI VISARJAN IN SEAS / SAVE THE WHALE etc etc, I’m a versatile writer you see. :-)
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@ pankaj advani
No need for either credit or respect. I will consider it my service to society. A mental electrocution of the zombified.
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How about having a Bhojpuri Rock? Think about it.
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@ Tunal: kickass idea oye! guest appearance of ravi kishen on a bhains with a guitar & the band on other carts! freaking mad!
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@Pankaj- This is serious stuff. I read it twice. Very promising.
Scriptlarva’s (10) addition alterations are also notable. Anindya’s suggestion about Jane (26) is worth pondering. But Rakhi will be too big & heavy for Taadjaan (Salman). Remember Taadjaan will have to lift Jane and run for miles.
My two cents-
The backdrop is year 1988. To note that our leggy Jiah Khan, Sonia Mehra and Prachi Desai were all born on 1988, Any one of them could be the Jane. I would prefer Jiah Khan as she has an affinity towards hairy males and water, both qualities mandatory to enact Jane. She carries translucent white tops with ease too.
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To Scriplarva (Co-writer): Dhanilal & Garbhawati: -the names sounds little comical. As this is a serious movie, so we should have more practical names. Dhanilal can still go, but Garbhawati must be changed to something like ‘Ratikriya’ or ‘Rosemaria’.
The first sex encounter of Taadjaan & Jane need to be fine tuned a bit.
The Birds fly off branches/ The sun sets/ A wolf howls somewhere is little outdated considering the year would be at least 2009 (1988+21 assuming Taadjan’s age). Instead we can symbolically show two mobile shifting towards each other on vibrating mode and then as the music builds up, hot-chocolate sauce dripping on ice-cream and overflowing a glass bowl or something subtle. We can also use IPL Cheer leader’s footages to help Taadjan discover his adolescence.
The show must go on.
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@Migak: Cart bolne se kaam nai chalega. Humre Bihar okar ko Bailgaadi bolte hain bhaiya!
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tumra bihar? i thought govinda ne shilpa shetty ko de diya tha ek chumme ke badle mein!
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@ ~uh~: coup de grace. ovation!
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Is Pankaj Advani trying to hint Salman something about his acting career ? Because, 1988 was the year of Salman Khan’s debut as an actor in Biwi ho to Aisi.
1988 was also the release of Tezaab,QSQT and Khoon Bhari Maang, Shahenshah, Pyar Ki Mandir- some milestone films of Bollywood.
To make it authentic ‘period’ film while Taadjaan and his twin sister are born, we can have the famous ek-do-teen number or being played on Minnie Pillai’s tape recorder. Similarly during the IT raid- ‘Jhopad Patti Zindabad’ can be played.
‘Main Teri Hoon Jaanam’ can be played at background during the love making scenes of the chimp couples.
One request can we get Mohd Aziz to sing for this film ?
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@ magik: Quid pro quo
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@ ~uh~: u missed the comment:
getting ‘fresh’ songs composed-all original.
Mohd Aziz… hmmm…
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@Magik: Not really. I am only suggesting to use few 1988 songs to capture the ‘periodicity’ in the movie. Note the scenes I have mentioned. Once the movie progresses ahead for next 21 years, freshly (de)composed songs would be used
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Dear Pankaj da
This is undoubtedly a stupendous story, but there’s a major basic flaw with the plot. Let me elaborate.
The ‘original’ Tarzan grew in a jungle amidst a platoon of apes. In order to survive, he climbed rocks, jumped across high branches, hung from coconut trees, swam miles in croc infested waters (sometimes even without his loincloth), chased boars, got chased by panthers, fondled/made passes at female gorillas and probably got chased by them too, hunted rabbits, made ropes out of pythons and generally spent the day doing a lot of other very tiring cardio workouts. In all likelihood, he ate well too, his diet probably consisting of 16 crocodile egg whites, 2.5 kg duck breast, 25 frog legs, fresh female gorilla milk and a lot of protein shakes (honey and red ant)with liberal helpings of fresh passion fruit and peaches thrown in between. Therefore, over the years, the combination of diet and workout molded Tarzan into a fine sculpture of muscle and sinew, with sizeable 8 packs and all.
Now, consider the choices before our very own RAMGADH ZOO ka Tarzan. No cardio, no weight training, no calorie counting…just making obscene gestures at visiting nymphets and fooling around with fellow monkeys. HOW THE FK is our Ramgadh ka ape going to look like a real Tarzan?
But then, this is Bollywood ;-)
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@Savio – it would be damn difficult to pass off a five year old as a new born baby. Why don’t you try loaning ‘it’ to Danny Boyle instead?
@Aseem – I agree.
@Rofl Indian – Ramgadh zoo has a gym.
@Uh – sound designer’s post is vacant. Loved your vibrating cellphones idea, will discuss with scriptlarva. Jiah it is!
@kk – sorry for having spoilt your life.
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@Magik – your mail has been delivered by mistake to me. i’m the recepient’s snooker playing namesake. couldn’t help but read it’s contents. irrfan khan in a loincloth?! not a good idea.
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Didn’t your momma teach you that when someone says thanks, you were supposed to say you are welcome? Your show was/is as good an excuse as any.
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@Pankaj – Disappointed and hurt. A film Maker of your status shud not be writing such post. Its for a very immature and undeveloped blogger who has just started blogging and cudnt think more than this.
~Ashu Bhai
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@ ashu bhai MAPRAM wale: why so serious? loosen up a bit buddy. i guess, sense of humor isn’t up ur alley… when did you last laugh? mmmmmm… remember kal ho na ho? ;-)
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@ Venky : Its not about the humor. Thr are n number of posts on PFC of such sort. I think, PFC needs more meaningful posts. Its easy for a iview author to write such article, but we are expecting more from people like Pankaj, Anurag Kashyap, etc.
Anyways, it was my take on the article, doesnt want to hurt anybody in any manner whatsoever. My expectations were higher from Pankaj so i spoke my heart. If he is happy in making fun of his profession, its fine.
Cheers !!
~Ashu Bhai
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I enjoyed the article very much, but it could have been more enjoyable if you had not mention Salman’s name.
Why take names of people unnecessarily.
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Superb post bhayya..Let me use a malayalam word,i cant help it.. KIDILOLKIDILAN..(means superosuper :D)
I read it with a smile thruout..
One minor suggestion, instead of the name Salman..u cud hav used a name which wouldnt directly refer to him :D
Veiled pokes are always better na. ;)
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@ashubhai – sorry to have disappointed you. Will try and be less immature henceforth. Though, please try and not have too many expectations of me.
@cinemausher – point noted.
@Veiled_Rahul – KIDILOLKIDILAN… cool word! has anyone made a film called that?
@Shailesh Lodha – you overestimate me, my astrologer has already predicted that my fan base will never cross 9, 20 to bahut door ki baat hai. Me malign? Naah, never. I really do want to make ‘Taadjan’ with Salman.
@PFC – kindly change the name of my new article from ‘Dear Aamir’ to ‘Deer Hunter’.
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ha ha
this post and comments
reminds me of “Ram Gopal Varma ka Blog”!!!!
ha ha
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Aha! this post looks complete now. What’s the fun in being humorous if it doesn’t offend anyone?
Pankaj, please tell me if you find this review offensive.
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hehehe good one
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hats off Pankaj Sir…. you should seriously think of making nice hilarious full length spoofs .. I observed that the acronym of “Animals in Dire Straits” is AIDS … u purposely did that or is it just a co-incidence … I don’t know about a film but at least a great n funny Animation film could certainly be made out of this creative piece of writing … great post , just loved it !!!
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@Uh – super ‘review’… downright offensive, but supremely funny!
@ all those who liked it – thanks
@ all those who didn’t like it – dil pe mat lo yaaron.
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@Pankaj – No matter what, i will always have expectations from you. Havent commented on your post for you to feel sorry about. I just spoke my heart.
I admire you as a film maker n wil always look forward for your posts.
Cheers !!
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@ Pankaj
Grt post .. had a grt laugh after a long time ..thanks to u
all the very for sankat city
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The imagery! Mrs Chimpanzee being taunted by the other women inmates of the zoo as being a ‘baanj’!! Mrs Chimpanzee going to the mandir, hanging for dear life on the temple bells while they ring non stop, questioning God- ‘aaj khush to bahut hongey tum’!! And viola, a baby lands in her outstreched arms!! Zyaada ho gaya? What to do- the human imagination knows no bounds!
One of my favourite posts..
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An amazingly hilarious script! I salute the sincere ignorance you add in your script. The making of this high profile movie would be much more funny then the movie itself. I suggest some names for your B-grade movie:
1)Kyunki Salman bhi kabhi Tarzan Tha(Serial type)
2)Ramgarh ka Tarzan(Filmi Type)
3)Tarzan chale pardes(Bhojpuri Style)
Salman, I swear read the script once for a hearty laugh.
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you are super hilarious!:)
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What kind of bullshit is this? How did this third rate waste of time got published on PFC. I think PFC members have gone mad since no new films are releasing. By the way, you can cast John Abraham in this shit film of yours. He is more suitable for this role. Nobody can match his one expression act. That would really suit Tarzan’s character.
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Dhulai!! BABY! Did you forget to take your medicines today?? Remember what the doctor said? There could be a relapse if you miss your medication. I see signs…HURRY, pop those pills in!
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