Diary of Amir Khan
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This is a fictionalized account of some tidbits from the torn pages of Amir Khan’s diary, found in the trash can outside his Bandra apartment. Any similarity with real diary is only coincidental. Some of the dates might have been mixed up as the pages were not in order.
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First page of the diary,
Dear Diary, if I am the genius they say I am, I better start writing my own diary. Who knows, may be one day, the pages of my diary will be recovered and sold in auction just like other geniuses such as Isaac Newton or Leonardo Da Vinci.
The Day Lagan became a success
Finally, I showed how to make good world-class movies to the idiots in Bollywood. When I announced my one film at a time policy, some of the folks in the industry were bitching that I was doing it to avoid competition with SRK. Well, I didn’t care back then and I don’t care now. In my own mind, I was number one and will always be the king. Let the media go worship SRK, one-day they’ll realize who the real bad shah of Bollywood is. Will they dear diary? Will I be still alive by then….sigh! Enough self pity. Anyway, I feel vindicated that I supported such a difficult subject, made a period film and went out of my way to support Ashutosh, the director. All those stories planed in the media about how I almost refused Lagan before deciding to produce it, man those worked or what! I am slowly starting to get the hang of marketing. Will beat SRK at his own game some day @#***. Isn’t that guy all about marketing and hype? Sigh! Why do I always get started on this SRK hangover every time I decide to pen down my thoughts?
Anyway, the fact is that Lagan was a great success. I feel so special and my ego seems to have grown about 10 times. I mean, how many actors before me can claim to have made a world class film, a period film, a film on freedom struggle, a film on villagers and still make it a hit. The only spoiler, that idiot Anil Sharma, he had to make another period film and then release it on the same day as Lagan? He stole so much of my thunder. I don’t consider Sunny Deol my competition, he’s all Deol and I am all brain ha-ha! Lagan became such a big success, yet some pathetic critics insist that it’s one of my worst performances acting wise. I should stop listening to these losers and stop calling them my friends. They are complaining about diction and how I didn’t really sound like a villager? What is that? Didn’t I use ‘Kahe’ so much instead of kisliye or kyon or why, but who can explain to these morons? Did I look like a villager at all? Well I didn’t, but is that my fault? I am after all the hero, the Amir Khan, I was supposed to look heroic and I did. Forget Raghuveer Yadav and gang, they look like shabby villagers in real-life, so what can I do if they looked more like a villager than I. Look, the film worked because of me not because of some Raghuveer Yadav.
Day after DCH was released
Dear Diary, did you feel my one two punch. Most of my fans and devotees in the media were already getting tired of showering me with praises after praises for Lagan and didn’t know what I was doing in DCH. So how does it feel? I am starting to feel like king now. I got lots of fan mail for it, mostly from girls. Many of you are pointing out that I proved with this film that I am as versatile as SRK or that I can do ultra urban, jerk type characters that he plays all the time or that I can do romantic comedy. Well, I pity you all for pointing that out. I mean you really like that idiot from Delhi. He can’t even speak a dialogue without stuttering or complete a scene without overacting. And, you are comparing him to a genius like me. Isn’t the ugly looking compared to my chocolate, ideal hero type face? With those looks, he deserves to be a superstar in Bhojpuri cinema not in Bollywood. But what I can say, the dude has luck and chamchagiri skills to charm old people like Yash Chopra and Rakesh Roshan and Subhash Ghai. Poor YC doesn’t even know that he is being fooled.
The Day after Lagan made it to top 5 for Oscar
I just feel like I got my due after all. For years, these idiots in Bollywood ignored me and instead gave all the awards to ham artist SRK. I mean come on, how can any sensible person ignore Rangeela’s munna for DDLJ’s Raj when it comes to best actor? What’s wrong with these guys? And then, as if as a consolation, they give me the award for one of my worst films – Raja Hindustani. What is wrong with these people? Anyway, now I’ll show these guys how I am better than them all. You wait and watch, after I win Oscar for Lagan, they’ll fall over each other for giving me an award for Lagan. Keep it you morons and shove it up **$*, I don’t need it.
Lagan keeps winning and winning
Didn’t I tell you they’ll fall over each other to give awards to Lagan. I watched filmfare on my tv at home and loved the jealousy on SRK’s face. Man, do I want to beat this guy &****. Some of them are giving the award to Sunny Deol, for Gadar. I don’t really mind. I think Sunny Deol is a great actor, better than SRK anyway. Seriously, Best actor for a Deol haha!
Lagan out of Oscars
I feel so bad, couldn’t sleep for last 5 nights. Once, for once, I wanted to show these Bollywood wallas that I am so different, superior to them all, but my luck didn’t allow me. But now I am out of self-pity and more determined than ever that I am going to make movies only for Oscars and will show these Mumbaikers what Amir Khan is made up of. I have been listening to Ketan Mehta’s next on Mangal Pandey. Yesterday the poor fellow was back with his 5th re-write after I told him to add a chapter on a nachnewali bai, to be played by Aishwarya Rai. (He was protesting that how can a hard core religious Pandit like Mangal Pandey would go to Kothas- but I pursuaded him. Who knows the business better- KM or I? Who made Lagan?). He kept complaining that critics will pan the film for irregularities like this or some historians will raise objections. Poor Ketan Maya Memsab Mehta, doesn’t know what marketing really is.
Anyway, I will write more about MP in the future. I am telling you when it comes out, this film will be the biggest hit in world cinema. It will not only win Oscars in foreign film category, but they might be forced to consider it for best film category overall. If required, we would dub it in English for them and tell them it was a bi-lingual. Anything for awards, I mean Oscars man!
Asoka for Oscars
What the f***? SRK, the buffoon is at it again. Now he wants to match Lagan. First he makes a periodic film and then he wants to take it to Oscars. Abe ja, Delhi ke Dariyaganj mein munh dho ke a pahle! Sorry for swearing guys but. Some of my friends suggested that copying is the best form of flattery. That’s fine, but what if those idiots in Hollywood, actually give this shameful piece in the name of a movie an Oscar. All my effort and my hatkegiri will be waste. Ultimately, just like Bollywood, even Hollywood is rules by idiots, only difference being they are Jews there and we are khans and Punjabis here. Now, you would say, why attend Oscars then if you don’t believe in awards. Well, have you heard about flanking strategy? It’s when you can’t take something head on, you flank them from a side and take the upper hand. Oscars and one film at a time policy are parts of my flanking strategy. All the big directors, production banners and award shows are in SRK’s pockets, the only way for me to win would be to flank him with an Oscars. Now you get it?
Have been reading all the film magazines (don’t have much to do while I grow my beard for MP) and they are all full of SRK interviews. This guy will do anything to sell himself and his movies, what an exhibitionist. Now that idiot says he knew that Asoka won’t work at box office. Yeah right, you put crores in it, just like that. Wait a minute; he also announces that he’ll only do 1-2 films a year. Now that is called copying. But aja beta, now you are in my territory.
(Confession: I did take the hatke, one movie at a time because I couldn’t compete with SRK’s bloody kismat and uncanny ability to churn out hits after hits. One movie at a time made me above competition and cooled down some of my SRK fixation. I thought I’ll become the Kamal Hasan of Hindi films while this guy rots as Rajnikant. No harm admitting to my diary. But now every buffoon seems to fall for my trick and is announcing that he’ll do only one film at a time. Even this new kid on the block Hritik announced that, only after giving 5 flops in a row. Welcome to the club of flankers, buddy)
Fast Forward>>>>>>Many pages missing, some have only scribbles.
Day after Signing up Fanaa
Best day of my life! (Ab aya oont pahad ke niche!) Feels like Indian team has beaten West Indies in West Indies, yes the mighty WI of yore. I mean come on; YRF comes to my door step, and brings Kajol along, what a bonus. Well, yes I don’t like her much, thought she is very nakchidi during the making of Ishq, but can compromise with that, no problem. (Well, to be frank my real problem with her was the same that Ajay Devgan had with her- why would she give hits after hits with SRK and made this buffoon the superstar). You know why? I wonder how SRK must be feeling, this must really hurt. Well, he needs to feel some of it. After all, where would he be if I hadn’t left Darr for him or that retarded muscleman Salman Khan hadn’t left Bazigar. He would still be doing his circus act on TV.
Anyway, this feels great! Now I’ll show him who real superstar is. Kunal Kohli has promised me to circulate a story that I’ll be getting 7 crores for Fanna, making me the highest paid actor ever in India. LOL! 7 crores, what a joke, only if people knew what YRF pays the actors! Whisper in your ears, Kunal also told me what YRF had been paying SRK all these years. No wonder, the poor boy from Delhi is busy dancing at wedding parties and selling chaddi baniyan on TV.
Anyway, it’s great to have a fan and devotee turned filmmaker. In case, you didn’t know, Kunal used to run a show Chalo Cinema on Zee TV where he used to smash SRK and praise Kajol and me, even when we were not in the same movie. Well, he gets to make a movie with us now. The script is stupid and full of loop holes, but Aditya Chopra and YRF have promised me that they’ll promote the heck out of it, so will likely be a huge hit. Some of you fans will be disappointed, but have done enough for you with RDB. If get disappointed with Fanaa, you can always catch Andaz Apna Apna on DVD.
YRF, Kajol, 7 crores, believe ne you don’t want to be SRK today!
During the Making of TZP
Dear Diary, started writing my blog so may have to abandon you very soon. Even with my one film at a time commitment, I am still not getting time. My fans out there expect a lot out of me; well you see I am the God for them I cannot afford to let them down. Of course my dream is to be the GOD of Indian film industry and I am close to it. Man, do I feel the pressure.
TZP is shaping up very well. I can see another Black in the making already. No I don’t believe that Black was a great movies, in fact I believe that it was a piece of shit, but what matters in our show business is not the reality, but what people perceive to be the reality. The success of Black was in forcing everyone inside and some people outside (20 people in every theatre, enough so that they can claim it’s a hit) to praise the film. It became a self fulfilling prophecy and every one was afraid to call the emperor Nanga. Of course SLB, being the idiot he is, took all the praise to heart and started believing that it’s Oscar material.
Enough about Black. But with TZP, I see a similar potential. I have even worked out the marketing strategy for it. We’ll pay most of the reviewers and show them the film in advance, have stories in most publications about what a master piece I have made and bam! On top of that it’ll be promoted as a genuine children film. Who can dare to call it a bad film after that?
During the Making of TZP
Well, I had to take over the direction of the film. Not that Amul Gupte was doing a bad job, but he wanted me to play a seedha saadha teacher Nikumbh ji, and keep the focus on the kid during the entire movie. Come on man! I know that the film should be centered around the kid, but my character has to have some coolness to it, otherwise who will go to theatres to watch Darsheel Safri. Anyway, I had to give Amol ideas at every step anyway, so why not take the credit also. After all, he should be grateful that I agreed to make his wafer thin story into a film.
During the Making of TZP
Amol has been sulking for few days. These write types $#&**. These idiots are so sensitive. Tere ko kya chahiye aur bol, your script is being made into a film by the biggest superstar in Hindi cinema. As Akshay Kumar would say “Aur kya bachhe ki jan lega?”
So what if I had to extend my role in the second half and there wasn’t much of Darsheel there, but who cares, people want to see Amir Khan. We have show enough of child psychology in the first half, ab fil ko flop karne ka hai kay? Tujha Ayla. Don’t worry Amol, people would call it a master piece after it releases.
During the Making of TZP
Have been listening to the script of Gazini or is it Ghazini, some Tamil film. The writer director is so damdn serious and passionate about it. The story is idiotic, short term memory loss and all. I wanted to suggest changes to make it more real, but it seems to have more box office potential with all the flaws in it.
After Signing Gazini
Not sure if I did the right thing. One of my friends pointed out that the film steals concepts and scenes from a film called Memento. I watched that film and kind of feel guilty about signing Gazini now. It not only steals the plot from Memento, it totally butchers it. Plus, I have an image of a perfectionist who doesn’t plagiarize, a superstar who is strictly against piracy. First I wanted to argue it out with Murugadoss but then I decided not to. The film has huge box office potential. We would promote it as the hatke film to illiterate Indian masses, the plot has all the masala, song and dance, an idiotic love story. I can also go for the Surya style hair cut that will further enhance my super star image. People would say what a dedication man. Man, I finally seem to have figured out this marketing funda now. Now when I first sign a film, I first think of how I’ll market it.
TZP is a success
Have you heard about perfect marketing strategy? Even MBAs from Harvard or Lalu Yadav wouldn’t be able to come up with a better marketing strategy. I still remember when we planned it in at 2 pm in my Bandra house – I’ll first go after Black in public, will also make indirect remarks about Mr. Bachchan’s acting in Black. That would infuriate Mr. Bachchan and SLB and all the rest of them. Mr. Bachchan would then come after me. (Now a days he picks up a fight with anyone walking on the road, even if they say bad words about the fly on the wall of his Jalsa.) That would provide all the free publicity to the film. The idiots on star news and other stupid tv channels would show Big B’s comments again and again. I would make up with Big B soon after, what do they say enemy’s enemy…?
We would also promote it as a kids film, will show the clips of the song about Maa, to draw all the female audience. And a week later, we would have news story in all the major news papers about how TZP is the biggest hit of the year, even bigger than Chak De and Om Shanti Om. I tried that with RDB by claiming that it was the biggest hit of all time and it worked. Yash Chopra, Rakesh Roshan and others complained but who cares. They use the same trick over and over again. Every new film of theirs starring Hritick or SRK is supposed to be a bigger hit than all the biggest hits of all time. Morons!
And everything worked like clockwork. I am a genius.
SRK, a dog
Dear Diary, I got a lot of flak for calling SRK dog on my blog. Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t have. $****, my SRK fixation. Why do I care about this idiot? Everybody inside and outside the film industry acknowledges that I am a better actor. Still, they don’t call me number one. This idiot Karan Johar, SRK’s chamcha number one thinks, as if, it’s his prerogative to decide who the Numero Uno is.
Coming back the dog comment. It wasn’t bad deal at all. First the comment and then my apology ( sort of, I didn’t really apologize I just called SRK a friend, aur kya bachche ki jan loge) kept me in the news, made my blog popular and forced people to pay attention to JTYJN.
Signed 3 Idiots
Dear Diary, yesterday I signed Raju Hirani’s next film. Yeah, usko 3 weeks tak latkya. Why did the idiot go to SRK first. Anyway, I like the script and I think Raju is a great director and someone you can easily dominate. I mean, who else would work for Vidhu Vinod Chopra, 3 films in a row. I get to a play a college kid again after RDB and I feel good about it. This will help me maintain my young image. I’ll also get to connect to the young generation and keep all my fans in the educated class who worship me and consider me as one of them and still their God.
Salman – SRK fight
Have you heard about a meltdown! I am seeing one right now and saw one act of it in Salman’s party. I have been waiting for this day for quite some time. I knew that this guy would have a meltdown like Rajesh Khanna and would disappear soon. Well, looks like SRK’s days are finally numbered. First he picked up this big fight with Mr. Bachchan that went on for about a year and now he picks up a fight with Salman, who was the only person who stood by SRK when SRK was stood by Bachchans by not inviting him to their wedding. The dude from Delhi is picking up fights with everybody, A B, AK and now Salman. Very soon a day will come, when he shows up at an award function, the entire guest area will be empty. Now, if only YRF would ditch him, the guy would rot with his weirdo friends like KJ and Farah Khan. It almost seemed like they were going to at one point, when Adi’s movies were making Dhoom all around, but then Rani Mukherjee happened to them and they went back to this guy for Chak De to keep YEF floating. Now they are indebted to him for another 3-4 years.
Gazini and the great art of marketing
Yes, I have perfected the art by now. No more flanking required, all frontal assault now. I am the biggest brand now, the biggest actor, the biggest superstar, the multi-faceted genius, the king of Bollywood. All the tricks we had planned for Gajini’s marketing worked, my hair cut, the Memento like first look, the forced hair cuts across multi-plexes and best of all, we also planned a Rs 200 crore party, a week later. We called this the biggest hit of all time, Taran Adarsh wrote multiple columns what a monster hit it was. No, I am not even going to talk about RNDBJ. I have decided that as the new king, super, mega star of Bollywood, I won’t spend time trashing smaller films like RNDBJ.
Finally,
Dear Diary, I am finally at calm. I have achieved everything that I always wanted. No more self pity, no more fixations with smaller stars or insecurity from new comers. I am an industry by myself. The stupid power award won’t do it; they will have to invent something new and bigger than a Bollywood Power Award. Bollywood Power Award, what a joke haha!
However, dear diary, I had a nightmare last night. I saw that Kiran and I had a fight and Kiran in one of her fits, tore my dear diary and threw the pages down on the street. When I woke up this morning, I was scared that some pathetic, no life, blogger might steal those pages and create a blog post out of it.
Anurag Kashyap
Abhay Deol
Dibakar Banerjee
Hansal Mehta
Khalid Mohamed
Kundan Shah
Anish Kuruvilla
Jaideep Verma
Manish Gupta
Navdeep Singh
Bhavani Iyer
D. Santosh
Onir
Ashvin Kumar
Ramu Ramanathan
Sudhir Mishra
Pankaj Advani
Revathy
Saurabh Shukla
Shilpa Shukla
Sujoy Ghosh
Suparn Verma
Santosh Sivan
Shashank Ghosh
Shivajee
Pavan Kaul
Partho Sen-Gupta
Prroshant Naryannan
Sam Langoria
Satish Kasetty
I thought the articles published in PFC had atleast some credibility. This one seems just so random and idiotic that I am surprised how it has been published. I didn’t care to read beyond first two parts and doubts whether many would read the whole post.
@Writer, i wish you have better things to do in life than this. I can only sense sadism, jealousy and pure insanity in the article. Come on get a life.
what crap?!
too bloody long and fuckin contrived
This is seriously a boring job of imagination. Please dude, get up and get a life. What have you written??
Is it illusion or PFC is really compromising its standards?
Isn’t there no one who checks articles before they are published? or are the guys planning a bit of “Partner” stuff on PFC??
WTF PFC???
Really disappointed!!
This is the most pathetic article I’ve read in PFC. And wasted my fuckin 10 minutes.
Go to hell you moron.
I loved this article, a good time pass like ghajini.
Btw are you an srk fan?
I guess we should all support movies not stars in pfc.
reminded me of singh is king.
@aditya: lol. even am curious what was he smoking?
Stupid fanboy bitching. get a life and do something constructive instead of bringing down people and movies.
@ A. Singh –
Been a passionate reader of all blogs in PFC.. The above comments have forced me to comment for the first time. Do not get disheartened by the shallow criticisms of a few critics. I appreciated your initial efforts at imagery & humor.. Thanks for the time you must have surely spend in drafting this, with the sole aim of providing humor for the bloggers.
Looking forward to many better & hilarious posts from your side.
First of all Mr A Singh-When you write, give your spellings a look…your spelling the name of the man wrong who youre writing an article about..You cant spell his bloody movies..and one of the most ridicilous posts. The name really attracted me to read it-but simply ridicilous.
And very true about those last two lines
‘Pathetic,No Life Blogger’
You got it right there man
Wow!that takes a lot of effort I must say.But is it needed in the first place??????????
I mean why go after an Aamir or an SRK or anybody else for the matter like this on PFC, beats me for sure !!!
Just one question: What???
but why did A singh think that this kind of article will find an audience at PFC.
Some parts are funny though- like Asoka goes to Oscar and the diary notes:What the f***? SRK, the buffoon is at it again.
get well soon a.singh
this one was real bad.. if not for censorship PFC should atleast have stopped this one for quality reasons..
Youre probably Aamir Khan’s brother Faisal Khan writing all this-and considering he’s mad and insane..Mr A.Singh,so are you.Please reveal your identity and comment back soon
Let me just say I wasn’t surprised to read that it was found in the trash can. It should perhaps have remained there.
CAT Fight!!!
Dude Haha Im really sorry-but I feel like coming back here-Can the real A Singh please stand up?..Hahaha Jahan-you know when I was in Year 5..I also used to act like filmstars and talk to myself..the guys doing the same..hahahah..its one of the most immature post on PFC!..
@ aditya: y wud he ever come out? it’ll b suicide.
People ridiculing your spelling do not how to spell themselves. A Singh – Redeem yourself with better content next time. Good effort.
ohmagod… anand g is actually a.singh in disguise. lol.
@ Anand G
“First of all Mr A Singh-When you write, give your spellings a look…your spelling the name of the man wrong who youre writing an article about..You cant spell his bloody movies..and one of the most ridicilous posts. The name really attracted me to read it-but simply ridicilous.
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Yes Sir,please tell me where were my spellings wrong,Uhh if youre talking about punctuation..or missing an ‘e’ somwhere..Sir itd be great if you read a book on film writing,you never fucking spell your bloody protagnist’s name wrong.If he has that much time to fucking research..he should also know that its Ghajini and Lagaan,and not Ghazini and Lagan, and more importantly Aamir Khan and not Amir Khan.
P.S-Writing with good spellings doesnt give the post credibility,but writing with bad spellings does loose credibility.
*protagonist :P
“When I woke up this morning, I was scared that some pathetic, no life, blogger might steal those pages and create a blog post out of it.”
Unfortunately nightmares do come true at times.
aditya,
it is, since you arrived…
Eventhough this article is like a neverending mega serial there is some truth in what this guy says about marketing of TZP,JTJN and Ghajini.Just before the release of his films Aamir Khan some or other way creates some controversy and tries to remain in limelight and it has helped him to some extend till now
Ha ha… Nice one.. better than reading someone’s account of how great was “dost” or about how maine pyar kiya is better than QSQT :D
That is correct Sharath, but the way this piece is written is ridiculous. Aditya, don’t lose hope yet. And Mr Singh, sirjee, come on- you can surely invest energy in something more constructive than this. Looking forward to a better post next time. ;)
Well, I enjoyed the article, even though I do agree it was a bit too lengthy and repetitive. Although it is meant to be sarcastic, I think that it is not too far from the way these guys (Aamir, SRK, and, yes, of late, the big B) really think and act. Keep writing, but please do make them short and tight.
ha ha ha… very very funny!!!
Guilty as charged guys! I was trying to see if we can go into the psyche of a star and try and imagine what must be going through their minds. Yes, kind of like a 5 year old. Aren’t we all like 5 year olds, wasting our time and energy following every move of the movie superstars? I have been following Aamir Khan (correct spelling this time), Salman Khan and SRK for last 20 years, through their movies, their media comments, interviews and feel so close to them even though never met them in my life.
Aren’t we all like that? Isn’t that’s what joins us all and brings us to PFC?
No I am not a SRK fanboy, infact was planning my next about SRK’s diary :-)
Will try better next time.
Hey Mr Singh..I felt I kinda overdid my comments about the post..Yes totally agree with you..infact my articles are much more shit..I just got a pissed about your ignorance with important things like getting important spellings right..and overflowing with no tightness,but nevertheless,would wait for your next post.
P.S- To see my worst-Search Sinbad The Sailor here
Singh-ji, I personally loved your take on Industry’s supporting actors, where you talked about Manoj Bajpai(Money hai to Honey hai!). And yea, welcome to PFC!
I’m talking about one of the previous articles he wrote!
O Boy, what a welcome!
I know in the coming days I’ll be seeing some of the best stuff on PFC off your keyboards… Go for it! 
hey
long n boring, no doubt, bt giv the man a chance. the readers hv been unashamedly rude.
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btw, i ws planning to write my frst article 4 pfc, nw i’l wait 4 smtm n write smthng ’short n tight’ ;)
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dnt lose hope mr singh, betr luk nxt time.
your diary reminds me of the one that is used by aamir in ghajini. It is long, boring and a waste of time. Aamir is definately not the genius he is made out to be but still most of his movies are good. Reading your post was as bad an experience as watching ghajini. I wish i had short term memory loss because i want to forget this 15 min experience of reading your post.
reading this article is ultimate waste of time… but the comments are hilarious and thy make up for the lost humour !!
Not sure why every1 else trashed this post.. I enjoyed reading it..found it funny too.
hilarious….really good…
What the f*#$ is this shit ? Has this turned into “passionforstars” ? Who cares what Aamir thinks about others ? This site should focus on movies and movie making. Not stars and their crap…is there an editor around ?
Absurdly funny. Loved it!
ha ha…..quite funny. but it is a bit long. you should stop stretching a joke like a chewing gum.
Did someone call SRK versatile?
get a life dude..u need it…
n let u no..m big SRK fan
shit but got 55 responses haha guess who won! all idiots who have replied have read the article lol!
Hillarious post…loved it…
a bit lengthy though, a good read nevertheless…
Eagerly waiting for Diary of SRK next…
I loved the comments more than the post. I couldn’t read the entire thing anyway. Just glanced through. Utterly childish and senseless! Does A-singh think Aamir is as dumb as him? Please burn this diary. If Aamir Khan finds it some day, he will commit suicide and we love him more than your shitty diary. so please….. ok?
hey guys…stop bashing MR.SINGH… and take dis article in a humourous way. Although it is lengthy but parts of it are good. according to me all these SRK and AAMIR drama is more of publicity stunts to remain in lime light nothing more than that. So, take dis article in a lighter way as SRK and AAMIR takes each other’s sarcastic comments…..LONG LIVE PFC
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
greatttt, awesome, keep up the good work.
here all sadies and cy babies cant take humour
A Singh, you rock! Good job. I enjoyed your piece and was very disgusted by the comments.
I was into too much philosophy and Greenaway and Bresson and wanted something really light, and I’m more than grateful to you for writing this.
This kinds of writing takes time and seems waste and no one will do it and that’s why it’s so important, so unique. Thank you again.
Some people were talking about standards eh? HAHAHA Screw you. So PFC has a policy! It expects its readers/writrs to adhere its principles? OMG, I jsut misspelled writers!
just read this now. hilarious. can’t wait for the SRK diary.
OMG!! Just read this A.Singh…this is simply superb..hillarious…roflmao!!! great job…and yeah..i second dabba on SRK diary..if possible AB diary too :-)
Walked into this site for the first time… and wow … I can see a set of people who believe that rooting for the “other” cinema, or the “meaningful” or the “intelligent” cinema is the way … the ones to whom the alternate is the best cause we don’t think the mainstream is good….
Though quite a lot of articles were great, this one particularly struck me and the comments as well…. what’s been written is absolutely true… Aamir Khan, the intelligent strategist did all what’s mentioned above and played a master stroke while all those who were clinging on to AB cuz “SRK” was huge and accepting that was below some dignity… whatever … isn’t all that intelligent!
anyways… I dont see why people whould not root for SRK if this blog also ends up looking like people just overdoes for Aamir Khan and Bachchan and Anurah Kashyap….
Movies are movies people, the kinda enthu “Aamir or Amitabh” has created in you and you stick to Anurag K, there are the others who struck it with others…
You want a true passion of cinema(which i know there are a lot of them here) try appriciating a sanotoshi along with a kashyap, a KK Menon along Hrithik, Rahman along with Vishal …. and of course like rediff or indiatimes, everybody’s fav SRK/AK (they have needed each other for 20 long years, can’t you see that, they are cuz they have been together, the head and tail of a coin, no one side can live without the other) along with Zafar Karachiwala and Boman Irani… Look at the performances and not the stars, warna its no point calling this as a passion for Cinema
Seems like a jealous SRK fan..lolz..bursting out frustration