Dil Bole Hadippa: Battered Cricket
Yashraj movies have always been rich in characters, content, colour, Punjabi and social messages (3CPSM). Every farm fresh YR produce makes life look like a fairy tale taking the audience into an world of happiness and love with an utopian impossibility, which cynics, critics and cynical critics brand as ‘entertainment for gobar audience’. What? You have never heard that phrase mentioned before? Well, now you have. Yashraj movies remind me of gobar (cow-dung) – for some people it’s the holy goo, an essential ingredient for purification, while for others it’s simply a lump of shit.
Dil Bole Hadippa is also not an exception; it’s not Chak De India, so it’s proves the rule of Rab ne Bana Di Jodi. Let’s look into the 3CPSM in this case –
Characters
The black bhainslo – The most important character of the film, the anchor, the connection. It had a dialogue or two, which am sure the cattle class would decipher easily.
Shanno (Rakhi Sawant) – Well she doesn’t have a major role, but that’s never been a deterrent for her to showcase her talents and assets. She plays the role of a dancer in a nautanki and the depth of her character can be ascertained from her cleavage. She should have given some more screen time than the black bhainslo. The black bhainslo did not even dance like her.
Soniya (Sherlyn Chopra) – Less is more, that’s the bottomline for her. She is a former Miss Punjab (or was it Miss World) who has hots for Rohan. Her primary role was to wear meager shorts, generously oiling her boney legs and wobbling her scantily covered boneless pieces, in a stadium to stimulate the home team players.
Vicky (Anupam Kher) – He is a wealthy man who is separated from his family for the last 15 years for some unexplained reasons. In his haydays, he must have been a complete asshole to estrange a wife like Poonam Dhillon. He drives a Honda convertible that specializes in breakdown on the muddy tracks between paddy fields. He has settled in a small town in Punjab and dreams of winning the ‘Aman Cup’- a friendly cricket match played annually between his and Lahore’s team. He also dreams that his family will return to him someday from London.
Lucky (Dalip Tahil) – He is an old friend of Vicky and owns the Lahore team. His team has won the Aman Cup for consecutive 9 years, so he is very sardonic to cricket competency of Indians. He is loud, wears dresses hired from a nautanki and addresses Vicky as ‘laley’.
Rohan (Shahid Kappor)- The muscular star county cricketer from England who carries a dictionary where the word ‘defeat’ does not exist. Must have been a second hand buy, I fear. He plays a multifaceted role – as a son he is obedient to his old man, as captain of the team he is a hard task master, as a man he is abnormally reluctant to acknowledge the stimulation efforts of Soniya and finally a love struck idiot who proves love is blind beyond belief.
Veera (Rani Mukherjee) – She is the niece of the nautanki owner ( Shri Vallabh Vyas), who generally fools around with a bat and nurtures the dream to make it big for Indian cricket team someday. So she pastes pictures of players on her room and practices with children below 7 years. She is a hard hitter and can bat on either hand at ease. She has the physique of a woman but energy and stamina of a buffalo. That’s why Rohan calls her ‘Buffalo girl’. Other than playing cricket she roleplays a male dancer opposite to Rakhi Sawant.
Content
The movie has two modes, namely, the Romantic Mode and Sports mode.
Vicky tricks Rohan and brings him to play and win the Aman Cup for him. Rohan flies down to London and succumbs to his dad’s emotional blackmail and agrees to stay for six months. Veera, desperate to play in the team disguises into Veer, a delicate heavy chested sardar with a husky feminine voice, just by using some frugal facial hair and a pair of brown contact lenses. Rohan takes everyone to task to practice hard, but the players seem to concentrate more towards Soniya’s oily exhibition. One time, Veera accidentally drops her towel in front of Rohan- who after a quick glance and silent judgment covers his eyes, the first sign of platonic love. Veer quickly switched to Veera and successfully conned Rohan. But Rohan’s love grew over time and he tried to exploit Veer’s cricketing ambition in exchange of Veera’s company, unaware of the fact that they are the same person. He even hugged Veer couple of times but never realizes her as a woman. At this point, the movie goes into the Sports mode.
Veer and Rohan practice scene
I will not spoil the suspense by describing the cricket. All I can say, I have never seen such cricket. Rohan’s team, who diligently ogled Sonya’s oily bobbles during practice sessions, collapsed systematically and consistently against the rival’s target score of 214. How 165 runs were made in 10 overs by the last wicket partnership and how fours and sixes were scored abundantly through shots yet to be named, can’t be explained in words. Did I mention Veera broke her arms but still continued batting ? Or about the winning four runs scored by running between the wicket ? Everything is fair in love and gobar. At the end not only Vicky won the Aman Cup, he also reunited his family, Rohan got Veera, Veera got a chance to give a lecture on gender bias, the people of Pakistan got basic education about gender equality and finally Yashraj stroke another mainstream nail on the entertainment coffin. There’s no bar for gobar.
Is love colour blind ?
Punjabi
Pind da shera, Hadippa, Chak de Phatte, colourful dances, dhol, beautiful DDLJ references, sarso de khet, kudi di chunri, munde, lassi, rabid-jalebi, khatiya- almost all the essential Punjabi elements were present. The essence of Punjab is also explained with lucid verses – ‘Aa Gaye Ji Punjab Ke Sher, With Bhangra Bistar Beer Butter’ and
Oye Nach karenge touch karenge bachle ve yaara / Ajj to hum too much karenge bachle ve yaara/
Ajj discowale khisko bai desi beat bajani….In catchy upbeat tune.
Very thoughtful poetry like ‘Chewing gum hai chabbi jaa/ Hand pump hai dabbi jaa/ Pipe te jussa kaddi jaa “ is sung when the end credits roll, which probably explains YR philosophy of movies.
Social Message
The movie elucidates many complicated issues simultaneously, just in case any audience fails to get one of them, he would catch the other. We have cricket, gender bias, family unity, India- Pakistan sensitivities all dovetailed within a love story. Howzzat?
I also think the movie subtly talks about the following causes, which did not miss my attention-
Economic recession and revival – Sherlyn Chopra started with paltry microgarments but finally wore a full length saree.
Professionalism- Rakhi Sawant just dances around and shows her tattoos but never talks.
Prevention of cruelty to animals- a bad joke on buffalo was objected by the female protagonist.
Sexual liberation- Difference between a man and a woman is just facial hair, is a myth. The difference can be exposed only by dropping a towel.
Other observations and inferences
Punjab is colourful. Farms are green; sky is blue and they paint their room dark red.
Rani Mukherjee is as cheerful, agile and carefree as a model of ‘Careless Whisper ’ advert.
Shahid Kapoor is working out too much. His sense of touch is covered by heaps of muscles.
It was not clear how Veera managed to tackle ‘those days of month’ during the heavy practice sessions over six months. But such detail would probably hurt Indian sensibilities.
Some cinematic details are deliberately avoided- like how the truck crossed the car on the single lane mud road. Again only cynical critics observe such foolish details and demand explanations.
Itemized Nudity- Sherlyn Chopra & Rakhi Sawant
On a scale of nudity and ugliness Sherlyn Chopra would score more than Rakhi Sawant.
Anupam Kher works with sincerity and conviction is whatever crap role he is put into.
Recommendation
In case you Wanted violence, blood, action this movie is not for you. If you look for qualities like logic and common sense in the script, it’s not for you. If you love cricket this is not for you.
But, if you want your Punjabi curry cooked in gobar gas, go for it.
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freaking cracker of a review bro… ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good that u remembered to photo caption this time!!!!!! made my day!
Thanks bro, these days am handicapped, hence late reply. Btw, did u see the movie ?
remainds me of the good old days when kartik, pnu & others used to write here on pfc!!! viva sarcasm, satire or wudeva else…
Where are Pnu, Professor saab and other good ol’ PFC authors?
Was about to ask the same !
Nice review! Keep the sarcasm and humor intact! They should be handy for better movies.
Writing on bad movies is like having street food, no need to follow table manners, but satisfaction level is high ;-)
~uh~, what a punchline
I havent read a review which is more interesting than the film itself.Keep it up. Hope to get more from you.
Thanks! some of my old bad movie reviews (Cash, Red, Bombay to Bangkok, RGV ki Aag- not published on PFC) can be found on my blog []
Sorry the link got vanished- http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/category/movies/bollywood-movies/
Guru!!
fan ho gaya tumhare reviews ka !! kya maari hai Maadarc**don ki. YRF ki ga**d mein bomb laga dena chahiye !!! bloody suckers!!
Yeh Dil Bole No More Appa.
Anyway Sherlyn Chopra and Rakhi Sawant to be made official cheerleaders for IPL3, and knowing Lalit Modi, he might as well do it. Calling Sheryln Chopra ugly is an understatement, i have seen scarecrows that look far more better.
Also i wonder if Anupam Kher is not getting bored of playing the rich Good Dad, maybe he was earlier bored of playing the rich Bad Dad.
BTW Anupam spilts with Poonam Dhillon, because he wants to live near his “Mitti”, while Poonam prefers “London” ki mitti.
Hadippa and Appa – the kaafiya itself suggests North South bhai-chaara/!!
Is bhai-chaara some kind of fodder for the bhainswa?
Super cool review!!1 Politically incorrect, shaken, stirred – the way we like it!
Hadippa is a word derived from the expression “Had I A Pa Like That”, generally used when we see guys lord it around for no other reason, but by the virtue of their Pa’s wealth and power.
It comes into play when you see folks like Tushar Kapoor or Uday Chopra, which make you say “Had I a Pa like that”. And that shortened form is Hadippa.
haha…good one
If Dil Bole Hadippa, then Deemag Bole WTF !
Anupam ki kher nahin !
Also Rani’s Sardar get up is motivating me to don on the disguise of a Viking Warrior, i mean if she can pass off as a Sardar, why not me try my luck at being a Viking?
way to go … m trying the he man garb…
Jokes aside, i think Rani and Preity right now are faced with the “Dreaded 30’s syndrome”, the minute a heroine gets into the 30’s, she is declared Over the Hill, Old, never mind even if she still looks much better than any of the younger heroines. At 30+, Rani is considered too old for the rom coms, light flicks, and the more she acts in serious roles, she is deemed “boring”,”not attractive” enough. For all the Big Talk, about how we are changing and all that blah, blah, somethings remain the same.
That’s because most of the mainstream roles written for heroines require them to play a 20 something bubbly girl (and not a woman), maybe because now the target audiences are the popcorn munching youths. Back in 70s, 80s at least there were roles for women.
chodo na yaar … apne ko bhi toh wohi chahiye
aur yeh khud hi typecast ho jaate hai bubbly wale roles main
waise inko acting bhi aani chaihiye …
like Chitraganda, Nandita, Tabu
Am with u on Tabu, though honestly i don’t find anything great about Chitrangada’s acting, though she looks a million bucks. As for Nandita, quite overrated IMO as an actress.
I do think some of the actors who dont work in mainstream that much are pretty overrated because of it.
Yep a certain Rahul Bose, most overrated actor, gets away with his non acting, just because he acts in “different” cinema.
He presents himself as a socially aware intellectual, so may be people forgive his shortcomings as an actor.
The tag ’superstar of Indian arthouse cinema’ by Time magazine will create more hype around him.
Loads of em… LOADS OF EM…. Neha Dhupia will one day be crowned as a great actress, wait till she completel settles into Rajat Kapoor camp and does a lil longer role…
Mate Chitraganda is priceless ;)
Nandita isn’t overrated it the expectations from her that are overrated I would say. She is not like other actress who have to market themselves before and after the movie. Her name in the movie itself makes some people to think about the movie itself.
Enough of marketing for Nandita :D
Tell me honestly at least the movies she was part of were worth watching, right? ;)
If u were referring to her earlier movies like Fire, Earth-1947, Hazaar Chaurasi Ki Maa, i am with you. But her later movies have been misfires proper,be it Supari or Ek Din 24 Ghante( a terrible, terrible rehash of Run Lola Run), even in Provoked and Ramchand Pakistani, her acting was nothing too great. She is a decent actress, but i would not put her in the league of a Smita or Shabana, not yet, IMO.
I would agree with Tabu. also Konkana sen and Mahi Gill are great….
That’s a intelligent way to put it Jahanpanah ;)
Good point Jahanpanah. Women are either girls, or moms or sisters. How many characters like Dimple Kapadia in DCH is made so far ?
There is a market for women character in movies…sadly nobody exploits it.. I think even though it was a glamorous Shilpa Shetty, the fact that a “wife” was liked by the audience… not cuz she is kinda cheating, but for just for her situation and charcter… similarly the Priety Zinta character in DCH, I dont think age had anything to do with that character… it was a youngie thing, it was about that good company frienn love role which was liked… same thing with a role like what katrina kaif had in New york, if the college ka life part is taken away, that role again did not need to be a 18-24 year old woman and the role was accepted… somewhere we need to have more scripts for such roles…
What about Raveena Tandon ? She was uquite heavy duty seductress in her haydays….
Lately the bond with moms and sisters is breaking as well, as we are encountering the characters detached with the relatives and society, adopting the foreign social structure.
Lets see I think Ishqiya will also be good with Vidya in different genre
Funtabulous review …
absolute cracker (not of gobar)
I will maintain my stand of not watching Yafh Faj movies
@ B, You should be more open. Yashraj does good for the industry, by making such movies so that you crave for good indie ventures like Barah Aana or 99. Both should co-exist and let us have fun
Yes you are right …
appke is ghamasan ke baad main jaroor try karunga and will relate to the description and images above ;)
sir torture kar diya movie ne by God…..I happened to be in Jaipur and wanted to see the famous Rajmandir theater, so had to endure this crap. It becomes even more sickening when you are a Punjabi and know that’s NOT what Punjab is all about….
Yaar theatre dekhne gaye the toh movie kyu dekhi … :D
Appke dimag main aisa khayal kaise aaya ki Rajmandir main “YEH” movie aachi hogi?
‘Yaar theatre dekhne gaye the toh movie kyu dekhi ‘
ROFL @ B
hehe….well ten minutes into the movie I told my friends to get up and leave, it turned out at least 2 were actually enjoying it!
Was Alysha one of them?
Yaar Tejas, she lives abroad, now unless she has some kind of “Jumper” machine, which can make her jump from Toronto to Rajmandir,Jaipur highly unlikely.
Yaar Navratri festival chal raha hai …
Kyu mataji ko naraz karte ho … bhasma kar di tumko
Arre B Babua, hum to kab ka Bhasm ho chuka hai, aur kya hai Bhasm karne ki.
This is the point which pisses me the most…..
Whatever was happening in the “Fikar kare FUKRE” movie was neither Punjab nor Punjabi….. Here we are taking the blame at the behest of the whole community for spoiling Hindi movies with words like “assi/ tussi/ pind and what not”… But the problem is we ourselves cringe at the mockery of Punjab inflicted by the likes of RM and AC…. Atlest YRF should be honest about their projections of the community (even if the setup is formulaic)…
Pind reminds me of ‘Pindi’ in Bengali which is a paste made of edible stuff and dedicated to the departed soul’s well being, after someone’s death.
Regarding portrayal of cummunities, it’s all sterotyped.
A Bengali will always wear specs and utter ‘Shaala’ and ‘Uribaba’ after every sentence. A bong woman will say ‘eeeesh’.
Any South indian will be termed as ‘Madrasi’, will wear ‘Vesti’and always replace ‘Yes-Yem-Yes’ for text messages.
A Punjabi will dance like mad at the slightest provocation.
A Nepali will say ‘U Shabji’ before and after every word.
A north-eastern will never make it to a movie character.
Goris will always be arm candies, Goras are people to be taken for a ride, a panjabi will also keep eating sugarcane and drinking lassi, parsis will keep sayin “aye man”, “god ka kasam” and kinds…
correct bola dhikra
Stereotypical projections of the communities has been an issue ever since the birth of modern cinema (and there have been tonnes of debate/posts about it)… But then the culprits of such misrepresentation have been mostly people who don’t belong to that community….
When you make a movie like DBH, which is a movie of (about) Punjab, made by Punjabis, for the consumption of mostly Punjabi, the least you could do is not make a mockery of them…. If you seen Little Zizou you will understand what I’m trying to say….
the best part is that we have certain actors assigned as well to play these characters… Dinesh Hingoo and kinds …. though I think the king of it all (and I totally love him for those comedies, he was hilarious when he was performing it) was Mehmood, I think single handedly EK Chatur Naar took the biggest sterotying step, followed by the “andhra wala” talk… “kya kun bola tumi” in Gumnaan, and Muthu Kudi Kawaali hara, I guess made everybody wake up and start making these kind of characters in movie..
Completely agree with you on this….it would still be understandable if this was done by someone who is not a Punjabi, or doesnt shout over the rooftops claiming to be one.
Besides, in Punjab no one goes to watch these movies…….
it was ridiculous when KJ was shouting on rooftop, “and then dad created a chandni chowk in our sets, we were all so amazed” for K3G.. our man has never seen Chandni Chowk for sure….
Catholic females always wear short skirts, booze, have names like Jenny, Susy, Rosie. Their dads are big time boozers, using “What Maaan” in every sentence. Catholic Moms or Aunts are usually Ms.Braganza or Ms.De Souza, they will holler in a loud voice, but have a heart of gold.
and their brothers are always albert
we will also have muslim characters who will keep talking about dosti yaari imaan and khuda ki kasam allah ka banda neki ka farishta
… I think Mukesh Rishi after playing a perfect Inspector salim, was made that he played all these sudden characters as well 
he he he LMAO after reading this review. I was cursing myself for watching this movie. But reading this review has now made it worthwhile for me. amazing review sir jee keep it up.
Not to worry, your comment made me feel it was worth writing too. It thay make such movies, we will write on it, I say !
Awesome review man!If India had a market for spoof movies, u cud have been hired as a scriptwriter!
Spoofs are always inspired by the original and I respect the makers for giving me the chance to do my bit.
This one is my favourite- http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/2009/04/17/fire-escape-faqs/
Hats off to inventing the Vulgarity Scale for PFC!!! FELL OFF THE CHAIR WHILE READING THE SCALE!
Well, honestly I was afraid that scale would make this post a vulgar stag party, but Alysha saved us :D
hilarious….
!!…this is the only good thing about such movies…they bring out the best from certain reviewers…
I agree. I tried to controll, but the movie acted like a purgative. Please flush.
Ingloriuos bas”turds”!!
Awesome pun. Turds from Trashraj !
this one is an absolute rubbish of a movie. what a crap !!! awesome review brother… i loved the sarcasm loaded tone..:) keep em coming. eventhough I cant be entertained with such movies, atleast they make for great fun reviews like this one….LMAO
Honestly, the script had potential without the love angle, Punjab, Pakistan, Cricket and women power.
They could have replaced Cricket with water polo to make Rani’s character disguise more believable. What say ?
Shahid can still play the cool dude.
Dude ka dude, Pani me Rani
It might be “punjabi curry cooked in gobar gas” but still it didn’t go unnoticed by you lot, did it? That in itself is some achievement!
Movies come and movies go but a Yash Raj film, especially one with Rani mukerji in it, is always highly sought after on this board. Glad you’re finding it all so amusing. After all, little boys have to give vent to their pent-up frustations and feelings of inadequacy. What better way than to single out a YRF for such ridicule.
Makes you feel “real intelligent£ and “super cool”, like Salman Khan in Wanted. That’s why you lot liked it so much. As you know Salman is known more for his brawns than his brains, with a petty and vindictive personality to go with it. Guess that’s why you liked the movie soooo much! But guys, it’s only a movie. Salman’s not that dexterous, brave and bold in real life.
Seriously, you bunch of retards, one thing is clear, whether you like YRF’s or not, you wait with baited breath for their release. After all there’s not much to write about the films you like, is there. They are not even noticed. Most of them come and they go and will continue to do so.
Do you think you can frighten, bludgeon and bully people into not liking something or speaking out about it. Do you think your comments against people like me, intimidate me. Well think again. If people like me don’t speak out, then bullies like you win. Your voice is not more important than mine.
I was wondering just how long it would take to find an article of this type on PFC about DBH. Just when I thought, being that you hold YRF in such contempt and having established that YRF were not even worth bothering about, and on the basis of past comments and counter comments, people on this board might not bother, I find this. Talk about “flogging a dead horse”. Are you masochists that you keep repeating yourselves!. You had a choice, Wanted or DBH. You chose Wanted. Good for you. This Friday you can watch the stunning actress, Priyanka Chopra in “what’s your Rashee”. See, you have so much choice. India makes so many movies that one is almost spoilt for choice.
My choice was DBH and I loved it. Want to go and watch it again.
I was so waiting for you to post here. Thanks for stopping by, Alysha!
Guess you were missing me!
Glad I didn’t disappoint. I’d promote DBH and recommend everyone here to go watch it but your limited membership has made their feelings pretty clear. No matter, I’ve read so many great things about DBH from other people that really I’m not concerned that the odd 100 who contribute here didn’t like it. Plenty of other people did.
As for Wanted’s success, I would put it down to a bout of religious bonding on the part of the audience. DBH held very well given this onslaught plus the malicious reviews by the biased critics who have their own agendas.
I wrote good thing about the black bhainslo. No one sees the good part these days
Excellent review. This is the funniest review I ever read.
Who is this Alysha? Is she Rani herself using an alias?
She probably is the same person who has commented here too after being pissed off with the 0 star given to DBH.
http://www.tanqeed.com/movies/dbh.cfm
Sputnik, You mean this english ki ma behen wala comment ?
i’ll never be agree with you for me she was not overacting in those scène and for her voice it was not a big problem . ..i have read other reviews here and i thought that you are so negative in your’s reviews “new york” “ghagini” etc ..this is my last time in your web site… when i need reviews i’ll go on anoher website.
So she found my review in PFC.
R.O.F.L
I take it you must be raf or whatever the name was. I am not that Alyssa but I applaud her. Nor am I Rani. How I lament that I am not for she of the beautiful eyes and bountiful talent is a joy to watch on screen. No wonder AC is in love with her! My only saving grace may be that I am perhaps more well-read and intelligent than her.
Why is it so difficult to believe that not all and sundry agree with your pov? Have you got a superiority complex or a psychosis of some kind
For different pov’s go to India-Forums because that looks more like a genuine site. You’ll find lots of praise for DBH but also some negative comments although the former are greater in number. I am not against a mixed bag of comments…that is good!
BollywoodHungama user reviews are littered with people like yourselves but the majority are Salman Khan fans trying to put people off DBH. I guess they are supressing the more favourable reviews because it would not look good for TA who gave it such a bad review! Subhash K.Jha,a man who seems to contradict himself time and time again given the “state of play” has given his review. Pity we were not allowed to comment on him.
They had a Review for DBH on the Monday after Toronto from a user which they kept there for the remaining days until recently. Compare this with the user review for What’s Your Rashee which was taken off the very next day. Pressure from UTV and AG. I guess that’s pointer of how things work in the Indian media! If you don’t pay up or give them interviews they don’t give you a good review. Put people off as soon as possible until the product is dead and buried. The films promoted by PFC won’t suffer the same fate because no matter how good the reviews are for the films they like, nobody wants to watch them regardless apart from one here or there.
The other popular site is imdb but that has also been invaded by people like yourselves. May be you are some of them because this site get’s a mention now and again. I’m not to worried because like this site they too are small in number – the losers who comment regularly that is. The greater damage is done by the immediate bad reviews. I wouldn’t mind if a film was genuinely bad but content is very rarely the motivating factor in either a good review or a bad one. That is the problem.
Whatever credibility this site had has gone for me. You are just like any other basher site or Fan Following type of site. Praise your favourites and abuse any
competitors. I love kajol but I hate Rani type. The only difference is that they deal with people and this site with products. But hey, I shall keep returning cause I wouldn’t like to spoil your fun and to also remind you once in a while that there are people and another world outside of your cocoon!
[Ed. Note. Comment partially deleted. Please stay away from making personal remarks against authors and readers making comments. Stick to the topic.]
Jai ho Aly……:bow:
Dear Alysha,
‘Have you got a superiority complex or a psychosis of some kind’
‘My only saving grace may be that I am perhaps more well-read and intelligent than her.’
Do you realize you are answering your own questions?
I am enjoying your comments.
It has a Wes Anderson type dry humour.
Yes that english ki ma behen wala comment. The name is similar and the passion to defend Rani and the movie is same.
Yes, she seems to have found the review she was looking for here. ha ha ha.
Also I forgot to mention. Keep up with the “thumbs down”, The greater the number the better I feel. Nothing like attention I say, that’s my motto.
Alysha madam,just want to say that : you may outvote us on the scale of votes. Democracy is ethically right but intellectually void. This same YRF with other commercial movie makers has abandoned India completely in the search of new popcorn movie lovers and NRI market only. Just see the downfall of Amitabh from stardom due to his selection of movies in 1980’s. YRF following the same path. DBH is no better than Mard, Jadugaar or Toofan. Even Mithun’s B grade movies are an honst attempt. DBH is a piece of cheating through same trick again and again..
To uh. I am not answering my own questions because if you took of your sunglasses you will see more clearly that I use the words “perhaps” and “may be”. These words leave room for doubt.
Unlike yourselves I don’t have a “superiority complex” because I don’t tell people what to watch and laugh and make a mockery of them if they like something I don’t!
I don’t go out of my way to trash somebody else’s piece of work and if, ever, I do it is done with more class and dignity than I see here.
I honestly don’t understand such negativity. I choose to concentrate on what I like and leave this obsessional hatred to people with some sort of axe to grind.
Phew… this room is getting some heat in … :D
“How I lament that I am not for she of the beautiful eyes and bountiful talent is a joy to watch on screen. No wonder AC is in love with her!” As if AC is THE ultimate answer to any womans dream man!!!!!
Shaant lady bheem … shaant
Aarti, though I appreciate beauty it is not everything to look for in another human being. I was not suggesting for one minute that AC was “the ultimate answer to any woman’s dream man”. Is that the next conspiracy theory I’m going to be accused off? May be he isn’t even Rani’s – whose to knows?
Though you write words, I can feel the anger in your voice….and all this because of a movie. How sad!
You were hyperventilating lady, not me. And all for a movie. So I can safely assume that this comment was more about self realization than anything else.
Aggressive too! Why do I get the feeling you don’t like me? I guess I will have to learn to live with it.
Me “hyperventilating”. Never. I’m not the type.
If you had followed my comments and the counter comments then perhaps you would have realised that it was said with “tongue firmly in cheek”. So much for sister-hood!
Alysha, we’re all faceless commenters in here ( most of us anyways ). We come from varied walks of life. So the question of personal likes and dislikes is redundant. I commented on your post, not on you as a whole. You’re quite a fire cracker though and it’s interesting to see your spitfire reactions. Just try and use that more constructively.
Thank you Teacher. I shall try and do better next time!
Awwwwww!!! Tight hug! Take care…..
Well Well well… I can feel Alysha’s gonna be a part of PFC regulars soon …. welcome in maam …. can expect some more strong postings… you gonna enjoy your time here… cheers!
Strong postings as in not in any negative ways, like we kickstarted here.. meant more of if you got so much of conviction, then you’d be writing articles here soon …
@Alysha
please enlighten us with the “so many great things” you read or heard about DBH. its a f**king shit !! accept it babes !
See this is what I meant when I said that you should leave your “cocoon” and visit the real world of cinema. I have already told you where to go and look. See above.
“It’s f**king shit!! accept it babes!
That was your experience not mine. What, do we live in some fascist state that you “think for other people” as well as yourself. That’s the arrogance that brings me to this forum time and time again.
Alysha madam, with all respect most of the people here at pfc have seen bollywood movies from their childhood. Then they have switched to watch American, regional and world cinema due to their love and pursuit to understand cinema better. DBH has baffled the viewers and almost of people here has same experince with the movie. There is no conspiracy going on to degrade Rani Mukherjee or YRF. A film is bad then it should be trashed. Remember, all our lives, we have been asked to believe that “quality matters, not quantity”? Similarly, in the case of movies, it is the quality (content) of the movie that matters, not its running time or skin show. Today, you must be curious and teachable in your choices with cinema. If someone recommends that you must take a closer look at the films of Majid Majidi or Peter Weir, you should.
@ Alysha
- What??? What religious bonding? Can you elaborate on this.
Oh oz do I really need to explain?
Abroad Wanted is a washout as things stand. In India the muslim community have been supporting their favourite hero Salman Khan. I mean how bad would it look if Salman lost out to Rani. Is that clear enough?
Man, this lady has the entire conspiracy theory figured out. I wish the people (a lot of them were immigrants from smaller states and hard-workers who could not afford tickets to near-by dandiya) knew they were part of a bigger scheme.
Please don’t try to be more funnier than uh’s post on DBH.
Alysha could you please explain why this “Muslim Bonding” could not save God Tussi Great Ho, Yuvvraj, Heroes, Marigold, Jaaneman, Salaam E Ishq.
My comment was for Alysha.
Probably because they weren’t released at the time of Id and were less in Salman-giri.
Ratnaker the films you mention are exactly the reason why Wanted had to be a success for SK. Izzat Ka Saawal tha, no, add to that the Eid angle and the rest is history as they say. Rani’s film didn’t stand a chance but they saved their man.
Rani fans would definitely have gone to watch it but those neutral about her would have been put off by the very bad critic reviews. Perhaps if DBH had been a solo release it may have done much better. While I’m at it I have my doubts that Wanted would have gotten such a good reception here at PFC had it not been for the fact that it was up against a YRF!
Conspiracy theory I say!
Till now I really liked your spirited fight…
You were willing to stand up with a strong opinion against everyone. I was like go girl (boy). You have an opinion which may not be shared by the majority. This is an open forum and we encourage debate. So Go Go Go….
But with this comment I am a bit disappointed!
Alysha… muuuuah….. you are so cute aren’t you!!!… Cute…..
For the records I did not choose Wanted over DBH, rather the opposite because of “U” certification. Then, my kids were presented Sherlyn Chopra & Rakhi Sawant.
I wanted to see wanted but could’nt, which you seem to have taken for granted.
batao saala yeh log action movie ko ‘A’ certificate dete hai
Wanted deserves A certificate because the violence is gruesome.
Aur malik Ghajini?
Personal opinion Wanted was not all gruesome, to me it was light hearted action. It was more special effects than raw power. Actions performed where not applicable in real life scenario. Almost everyone knew Salman will win over everyone (good winning on evil). So personal opinion not gruesome i.e. the action was not causing horror and repugnance
People watching in the theatres don’t care if it is special effect or anything else or it is applicable in real life or not. The point is the overall impact on audience which includes kids as well. There were cuss words too though they are not audible but it’s pretty clear what they are. Movies like this will be rated R in Hollywood too (there is only one F-word allowed in PG-13 rating).
You can take the example of Shoot’Em Up.
You can watch DBH it as many times as you want. My review would stand as it is
Btw, which of the artwork you like the most ?
What a ridiculous comment….r u serious?…or it is another subtly sarcastic comment I am not capable of deciphering?…
Anyway, no matter whoever u recommend it to, it is not going to get YRFs money back. reports r there for everyone to see…
As for wanted, nobody is saying it’s a great movie…but at least it’s not pretending to be great either…YRF took this abominable piece of crap to Toronto for premiere to show off mass degradation of IQ in India…
Thik hai yaar …
I get pissed the same way when one ridicules Sunny Deol’s movie
This is a hilarious response. A crappy movie is a crappy movie whether it is from YRF, UTV, Dharma or the beloved Anurag. Why do people get so defensive when it comes to their favorite stars or directors?
BTW, DHB is not doing well at the box office. It has poor earnings overseas (US, UK, UAE, etc.) and is falling badly (70%) after the weekend in India. It may recover it’s cost. Ultimately, it has been rejected by not just the critics but also the viewing public. The YRF formula is stale and boring and no longer working – time to try something new.
i think this is Aditya Chopra using this alysha id….
Alysha is on a hyperventilating overdrive. If, according to you, the critics who put the movie down are biased, the people here are a bunch of retards, IMDB has been invaded by traitors, the countless tweeters who criticized the movie are probably paid to speak against the movie, the scores of bloggers who didn’t like the movie are buffoons, if Rani is your lesbian goddess and YRF is infallible then good for you! This verbal diarrhoea does not add up to a reasonable debate. You come across as an uneducated virago despite your self claimed superior intelligence. If the fervent ardour for DBH is an indication of it then I wish you all the very best!!
Aarti dear, why don’t you go the whole hog and say “it’s my time of the month”. That would be a fitting conclusion to your assessment of me.
The words you use are your own, I don’t think I’ve said anything of the sort. That’s your interpretation. But I must say, I can just see you sitting at your computer/laptop “hyperventilating” with “smoke” coming out of your ears. You need to calm down and have some fun. If DBH didn’t tickle your funny bone try “Dumb and Dumber”. Watching “serious” cinema has done nothing for your sense of humour.
I look forward to the trashing of other films in a similar manner. It’s the fairest way to be. What’s Your Raashee’s just released. I expect a full dissection and butchering!
Haathi bhaiya – may God make you sit through movies like this so we keep getting edgy reviews!!
Tere muh me Rabdi-Jalebi.
Awesome review uh!. Loved your vulgarity scale. Keep’em coming.
Sadly i could not get better pic of Miss Chopra from the movie. Next time am going to clcik her picture from the screen.
wow, I am uh fan now…. :D
Hey… u missed a point… with late YRF films… in the any knowledge of people, there are only 2 nationalities who live… panjabis and pakistanis…. lately pakistanis have to play a role in his movies … veer zaara se shuru hua, every movie will have to have a panjabi pakistani bonding…
Who says critic can’t be sarcastic and spontaneous. This review is best example. I truly feels you didn’t work on wording in advance it was more like a case of spontaneous vocabulary and YRF unbearable emotional selling item shockers.
Good work.
Rajan
Honestly, I was in two minds about posting this on PFC, because it was written with little carelss abandon. Thanks for the motivating words, though I consider myself more like a mango-audience than a critic
Good one:) Mango-Audience:)
funny how media works… 5 days back it was all about a new weight lost rani in bikinis and top form and blah blah blah … and today … .http://movies.indiatimes.com/News-Gossip/News/Rani-Mukerjis-fall-from-grace/articleshow/5045960.cms
now only if she had bought an IPL team…. ho hummm
leave Rani out of it…..Everybody makes mistakes(s) (pun intended…I still hopes)…
BTW Chameli aur Omkara ke baad Kareena Kambhakht Ishq me
ekdum bakwaas role kiya hai…
Rani is TALENTED , needs to make better choices.
Hell I do applaud her for trying the Sardar role if the whole movie ended up looking tacky….to say the least.
She does have a good range. be it Saathiya, Bunty aur Babli, Paheli and Black. and Yuva too.
She needs a meatier role.BUt guys like Mani Ratnam want Aishwariya to play their characters….She would have set Guru on fire with her chemistry with AB jr…
I will root for her nevertheless !!!
arre yaar, I have no troubles with Rani … media does… till somebody provides me a good entertainment or a new dimension to think and get the kick about, I am happy …. though not being finiky, but Rani’s movies have provided me none of it for a lot of years now….
wonderful. I have been aware about ur funny bone … following ur previous comments @ pfc on various posts .. but this was another level. Now, u are another reason why PFC is special.
That’s a big compliment, Saurshaz. Makes me feel responsible though.
a movie like DBH, and looking at rani, gets me an interesting thought (twisted mind, thinks like the shabby novel writers with unneccasry twists) but can somebody tell me, if say an upcoming director, who would ve tried to cast these stars in their movies, which might have been off beat, and the stars might have refused throwing tantrums and ridiculing the idea, and now if these directors are seen as the torch bearers of the next big thing, what happnens do these directors still try to cast these fading or dwindling stars in their movies? suppose (my knowledge is dwindling or he is too big) if Anurag kashyap had tried asking Rani to sign for say gulaal, and she had refused and even discouraged the idea…. will they generally re consider to take these actors when they are in the stronger position and and readily accept and give an offer to the star? I was just thinking, if suppose AK had indeed kept SRK in mind while making No Smoking, and SRK more or less discouraged the whole idea… and if today SRK was at a position where he knows he can no longer continue with his regular flicks (I am not saying thats how it is right now, but suppose) and AK is planning this huge movie up …. generally in the industry, does old ego cut into this chance of working together? or they just get back together ..
No… Firstly It’s business… Ideally you should not mix ego clashes with business… I can tell you from experiences of my 9-5 job….
But yes egos do play a part especially in such people dependent/ unorganized sectors… But then ego clashes are between equals…
Clearly at t(0): SRK > AK (both realising that… and I suspect there is no reason for SRK to mock AK, he would have just given a discouraging, but none the less polite NO)….
and at t(n): If AK > SRK, then he might say NO to SRK but the reason for that would not be a “grudge” he holds… Just that SRK is no longer worth it…. Maybe in the old days when there was very very limited money, there might have been ego clashes holding the most importance… I don’t think so that’s the case anymore….
Wah Wah Wah, this was ball bouncingly funny…..10/10…
kyaa dhaansu review hai. Maar li imaandari se YRF ki. My two cents for DBH: “??? ?????? ??, ????? ??? ??”
The comment section is becoming funnier now!!
he he Boys are having fun here.
Oh come on!! You said that and the next thing we’ll hear how MCPs we are, and how the reviewer didn’t get the female sensibilities in the movie.
By the way I was going to risk my relationship by saying no to this movie, but uh’s review has inspired me to watch it.
Arre, i did express my concern about ‘those days of month’ or the lack of it !
Tejas, now you are talking !
bahut bada upkaar kiya aapne “Auraton par”…
Do “Mia Hamm” aur “Williams sisters” take time off when they have the same issue…
or better still humare gaon ki mehanti striyaan
ghar bhaith jaati hain kya ? Unke marrd unhe paka kar khilaate honge na???
Urban ones probably pull something out of the freezer and microwave it for their pariwaar or do “Take out”…
BTW all my life Ive known girls who even “CYCLED” during those days….
Wrap your head around that one Buddy !!!!!
@darkndusky- I have not seen those movies, but do they deal with a lady disguised as a man in men’s dressing room for 6 months ?
The movie had potential to cross the social stigma of PMS/ Aunt Flo’s visit and created some humorous situations, but as I had guessed rightly, it would have hurt Indian sensibilities.
You are right.
Even if the Veera character was swimmer she would have won the gold during her mens. If she was 9 months pregnant, she would have scored 200 by simply running between the wicket at ease, before giving birth to a triplet on the pitch itself. The stadium then would have given her a standing ovation. If she was blind, she would have won the gold on shooting, by her sheer sixth sense and determination.
After all it’s a sports movie and a winner should take it all, at the end.
Come. what. may.
I never mentioned any movies :-)
at all. Was just pointing to you that ….periods are by far the least of a female athlete’s worries these days ….
And those whose life depends on sheer physical labour….simply clench their teeth and pull it off!!! So dont got on wondering what a femme is capable of doing …
You probably had a sister/ girlfriend who either had a read bad one(popped pain killers and rested) or who didnt have the inner strength to keep going. I have seen more of the stromg kind in real life.
In the future doont pull this cheap gimmick to get laughs…
I know the dudes thinking out of their asses will guffaw…
arre yaar Darkndusky, …. you honestly feel uh was trying to derogate the women and the period cycle… nahi yaar… but yeah agar if it offended ya, sorry about that… cuz i did laugh my head out reading the whole thing… lekin yaar usi spirit mei le na, jis mei bola gayaa hai
cheers….
@ darkndusky
Now that you have chosen to divert from the topic, make convenient assumptions and guide me on how to make people laugh, let me share some jokes for your brothers (including me) here -
(1)Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him.
He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can’t do none of those’.
2)Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back
down. Well the teacher couldn’t figure out what Johnnie had in mind
for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that
was.
“It’s a period” reported Johnnie.
“Well I can see that” she said. “but what is so exciting about a period.”
“Damned if I know” said Johnnie, “but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man
next door shot himself.”
3)Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
utterly juvenile uh…
u remind me of the boys I went to college with who would line up every morning on the corridors…commenting, khujaoing their private parts…and making the girls uncomfortable….
U might be one of them..Obviously u never grew up !!!
BTW look how much uve stooped to get some more laughs…Hell Anybody can google a few jokes…
U certainly put the FART in the ART !!!
@ darkndusky- It’s the usual criteria of humour, that it makes majority laugh while offending a handful.
Choice is yours.
@darkndusky
Must have been some __ smarak snatkottar mahavidyalaya.
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@~uh~
It depends upon the type of humor
Good for you. At least this review has been helpful for you in some way.
@~uh~
You hit on the nail sir. Good one.
Sarcasm at it’s best. Maan gaye Mughal-e-aazam…
Alyssa, tension kaiku leta hai. You are right, there is indeed a very sinister conspiracy going under way. This is also going to be the plot for Dan Brown’s next Novel “My Heart Goes Dippa, Dippa”. Dippa is the code word for the secret society of PFC, Salman Khan, Freemasons, Illuminati along with former agents of CIA,KGB,Mossad,OAS, MI6, to destroy the noble “Kingdom of Yash Raj”. And yes, “people of a particular religion” are co conspirators in this wicked plot. BTW Dan Brown has got the inspiration from your comments here, and he is planning to dedicate that novel to you.
Well aren’t you the funny one! You never know, they do say “the truth is stranger than fiction”.
Yash Raj Films is strong enough to withstand 3-4 flops.
I’m no neither fan nor enemy of YRF, if film is good then I’ll admire (and enjoy) that, if it is not then I’ll rue my money lost on ticket.
They are serving serving some good films every year, be it “Chak De India” or “Rab ne bana di jodi”. They are stuck in this Punjabi-NRI image but still they are a force.
“But hey, I shall keep returning cause I wouldn’t like to spoil your fun and to also remind you once in a while that there are people and another world outside of your cocoon!”
I thought only caterpillars lived in cocoons, when did humans start doing so?? BHery Bhery Konnfused.
People don’t understand one thing, if we trash YRF movies, its because we want them to “be succesful”, see we believe that the more a movie is trashed, the “more succesful” it will be. But these “ignorant folks”, uff, they are actually believing that last couple of movies are “trash”. See we put in our best efforts to make DBH a success, by trashing it left, right and center, and giving it only 2 stars. But the “Mango Janta”, did not see the “hidden meaning” and actually went on to reject the movie. Uff, so ungrateful.
beta duryodhan… yeh sab kya ho rahaa hai…
Kahani Poora Twisted Hai Bhau, sab Maya Hai.
hey no offence maam… but wasnt Alysha, rani mukherjee’s character in LCMG? not able to get the name right… was it?
Nah it was Natasha, her actual name in the movie was some Badki i think.
YRF always believes in formulaic movies and are of the opinion they work big time. With changing times they need to change. Even if we discount the bad script, the need to have Miss Sherlyn Chopra and Mrs. Rakhi Sawant shows the intention of YRF. Isn’t it? Whats the need for a talented actor to wear a bikini top and the whole hoophlah about it in media and that too in end title credits song?
When the movie is bad..it is bad! even though they might be of your fav actors!
I totaly agree with you Cherish… there was the time i used to love akshay kumar movie but I had to trash him too after Chandni Chowk to China.
same was true with nagesh Kukonnor but I found 8×10 tasveer to be too avg…
and I dont wanna mention Rahul Bose here, whom I hoped to do something good after Jhankaar beats but than i saw Man Gaye Mughl e azam and I just couldnt bear him anymore.
YRF must be a great banner one time but nowadays they are just too scared to experiment. They are busy making the same kinda movies again and again.
YRF needs a serious revamp of the people who package their stuff man… they ve had some real good scripts getting wasted… new script writers and new directors being washed away… though they are giving chances to new guys, their have made sure their movies look the same…. Dharma Productions is doing this as well, but they still are able to make sure to keep it a lil fresh, maybe by KJ constantly naming the director making the movie, over and over again …. but the minute a YRF trailer starts on TV, you get the “oh yeah again” feeling…
>> If you look for qualities like logic and common sense in the script, it’s not for you.
~Uh~ ,
Am just wondering, how come your discerning taste in movie scripts deserted you while reviewing “Sankat City” ?
Keep wondering, you may find the answer at the end of your long lonely journey to the oblivion.
~uh~ bhai,
The answer is quite plain & simple but i doubt you have the objectivity to dwell over it.
I blame the momentary loss of your discerning movie taste (during SC), down to the close proximity (via PFC) to people who made SC. Your vision was too clogged by the razzmatazz of the movie premier, by the fact that Anurag Kashyap was sitting in the same row with you and Anupan Kher was standing in the aisle clapping.
If SC didn’t had “PFC Camp Movie” label attached to it, I’m quite sure your perception of the movie would have been a lot different.
Am not saying you sucked up to the PFC Camp on purpose, No Sir, am just saying that the atmosphere & the build up of the movie clogged your vision. It happens. Next time watch movies without any pre-conceived notions & without getting influenced by other persons views (no matter if the other person is someone as respectable as the two AK’s (Anurag Kashyap/Anupam Kher).
Dikaavo pe na Jaao.. Apni Akkal Lagao.
Having said that, your reviews are fun . However I the review of DBH was quite vulgar & was aimed at typical front benchers (who feel titillated at the mention of words like Muth Maarna, Palang Tod etc) . Grow up , you can be sarcastic & witty without resorting to vulgarity.
I don’t get paid to write good things about a movie, neither for bashing one up. I write what i think and honestly I give a damn to what you think.
It’s my review and I have the freedom to use my language. Vulagarity is subjective, some people wanted to marry Rakhi Sawant on TV, remember ?
I have grown up with time, hope you have done that too.
You mean those who sit in balcony don’t get titillated at the mention of words Muth Maarna and Palang Tod? Those Judd Apatow movies must have empty last rows then.
Why do you think they are not entertained by those words? Too much of something is not good enough for them, is it?
Haa haa haa….haahaahaa…..abe super yaar! Jise kahte hain na – Maa c**d di….baaju goad di….kabar khod di! Vulgarity scale is a hoot….love is color blind is a hoot….poora ka poora review-text bhi ekdum ‘palangtod’….too good!
Howlarious man ..
this one is priceless “He even hugged Veer couple of times but never realizes her as a woman
“
Sahi! These drab films are needed….for such chatpata reviews….
And how did you think of that graph…man..amazing….:)…
@uh
forget haathi…..totthe ud gaye bhai ;)
by far Ona the best Ive read in the recent times….heck why recent…guess in a long time…
to top it your comments are crazy man….
keep rocking…and let the YRF, Rani & DBH fans shout from their rooftops…..err…rather roofless tops ;)
Very nice review, loved it. Hats off to you.
Great review! loved that you picked on the details like the single lane road. Also loved that you ended with “If you love cricket this is not for you”. LOL, which is ironic in the sense that YRF must have OK’ed this screenplay thinking “ohh people love cricket, so this movie will sell”
I love cricket, and yes watching this movie made me cringe
Good review ~Uh~. Fun to read.
Alysha
“Izzat Ka Saawal tha, no, add to that the Eid angle and the rest is history as they say.”
Gosh some explanation!!!!!!!!
Are you in politics or what?
On a side note, the review was funny but very crass and non veg. Yaar veg jokes khatam ho gaye hain kya!!!!
This is hilarious!!!
http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2009/09/23/dil-bole-hadippa-review/
~Uh~, you will identify a lot with it!!
My Gaud,
what a f**king hilarious comic strip review of DBH. That shud b the next style of crap movie reviews !!
Freak-out concept. I loved it. Thanks a ton for the link.
Check this gora humour on desi films.
http://bellevuetobollywood.blogspot.com/
Yeah, That guy’s a riot!
Welcome to PFC Alan !
Alysha, if you like Yash Raj movies, if you enjoyed Dil Bole Hadippa, good for you, no one is gonna put a bullet in your head for it. But you don’t have any goddamn right to go on a crusade here against all those who hated it, calling them retards, Losers, and what not, and drawing all kinds of “unwanted religious angles” to it.
You want some 1 to respect your choice, you better respect other choices. As Simple as that.
Itna hungama kyun hai bhai?!!
Because Common Sense is not so Common
Yaaron !!
I guess, I am falling in love with Alysha !!
Dil bole “Alysha” !!! and main Alysha ke sath DBH bhee dekhne ko taiaar hoon
Even if I’m really Aditya Chopra?
That is intersting revelation. But I think Yaatri or I would not mind it.
Alysha, pyaar andha hota hai !
I am game. so When are we going for the date ?
itni shiddat se pfc ne dbh ki maarne kii koshish ki hai, ki har zarre zarre ne aditya chopra urf alysha se comment karane ki saazish ki hai … wah wah wah
Control yaar control….
@ ab thoda too much ho rahaa hai logon…. Ab I guess things need to calm down, and some sanity needs to be maintained…
Thank God..the movie is a crap..otherwise YRF next venture would have been DBH 2..Shahid Kapur impersonating as a female and aspiring to join the womens hockey team..and Sarukh Khan coming back as coach..with item number by Uday Chopra..
funny throughout ..gr8 post !!
Uh. I’m proud of you man