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Favourite Sex Scenes

Its Summertime. Time to hit the bitches…oh I mean beaches in the day & hit the bars at night. Its the Testosterone Frenzy Time. In that spirit I showcase my 2nd article in my series of ‘Listomania’ – The Best Sex scenes on Cinema. Sex on screen has a special meaning to many of us. That was my sex education. No one told me about the bird & the bees. It was in a kungfu movie in my neighbors house with his family that I encountered my first sex scene. Because it was a kungfu movie it was even more confusing. It was hard to figure out who was the guy & who was the girl, and most importantly “what the fuck is happening”. I remember when I saw the 1st porn I would remember it in the middle of a class or while having dinner & start laughing uncontrollably. That was a long time back. We have come a long way since then. Here is my list of movies with best sex. Its not necessarily a list of best sex scenes ever. It the essence of sex in that film. There is no order of this list. It’s a random list of must watch movies just for its sex.

In the Realm of the Senses - Nagisa Oshima’s controversial film made in 1976 was banned in JAPAN. Yeah this movie was made before most of us were born. And it tops my list. Its unlike anything I have seen. Either this film will disgust you or you will love it. There is no middle way. Let me quote thecontroversy from Wikipedia for you guys –
“Strict censorship laws would not allow the film to be completed properly in Japan. To get around this, the production was officially listed as a French enterprise, and the undeveloped footage was shipped to France for processing and editing. At its premiere in Japan (and in all prints of the film there ever since), the sexual activity has been optically censored.
The film was initially banned at its premiere at the New York Film Festival in 1976, but later screened uncut; a similar fate awaited the film when it was to be released in Germany. The film was never available on home video until 1990.
Many individual scenes have been cut from the film for the sake of local censorship. The BBFC granted the film an “18″ certificate (suitable for adults only), leaving all of the sexual activity intact, but ordered that a shot showing a prepubescent boy having his penis pulled as punishment be optically reframed so that the act itself was not shown. The film was, however, available in completely uncut editions in the United States, the Netherlands, and several other territories. The film is still banned entirely in Ireland. The current United States Fox Lorber video version of this film is completely uncut and does in fact have this scene, as does the French DVD edition.
In Canada, when originally submitted to the provincial film boards in the 1970s, the film was rejected in all jurisdictions except Quebec. It was not until 1991 that individual provinces approved the film and gave it a certificate. However, in the Maritimes the film was rejected again as the policies followed in the 1970s were still enforced.”

SEX & LUCIA
– I bet this is a movie Almodovar envies. It’s a beautiful Spanish movie with beautiful people & beautiful places. Everything about this film is beautiful. The narrative is not chronological. It also is one of the most sexually explicit films I have seen which in the end still doesn’t take away anything from the story. Unlike most other such explicit films where the sex overshadows everything else in the film. It has two erections, oral sex, and masturbation, apart from ‘normal catholic sex’.

NINE SONGS - A movie with no story. A movie about sex between 2 people & their love for music. The format is also interesting. We see a couple in a music concert at London’s Brixton Academy 9 times. We see one song from 9 different bands. Some great music from Dandy Warhols, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Von Bondies, Elbow, Primal Scream among others. In-between two songs we see the couple talk, dance and mostly have sex. Explicitly. And its beautiful. And this movie was made by none other than our A MIGHTY HEART director Michael Winterboom.

CALIGULA
– When my friend suggested this movie to me he told me that this is the most expensive porn ever made. He could be right. We have only read & imagined about the orgies & perversion of Rome (Or any other empire for that reason). This is the only film where you see it. This movie also is one of the most controversial film ever made. It also stars Malcolm McDowell, Peter O’Toole, John Gielgud and last years Oscar winner Helen Mirren. Read more about the film. Its as interesting as the film itself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula_%28film%29

BASIC INSTINCT – No such list can be complete without this movie. Who can forget Sharon Stone crossing her legs. It has to be one of the top 10 most sexy films in movie history.

MONSTERS BALL
- This is a sex scene that got Halle Barry an Oscar. And deservingly so. It is also very controversial. Pollitically correct people find it very offensive. A black woman craving to be fucked by a white man. But then these guys find everything political. If you ever go to liberal arts school in America you’ll find plenty of them. But politics aside this was a great sex scene.

KAMASUTRA
- Now this is a movie I have seen the sex scenes countless times. The movie sucked. But Indira Verma sizzled like no one ever has on celluloid. The scene where Navin Andrews takes her cover away & we see her naked only for 5 seconds, but those 5 seconds are worth in gold.

BOYS DONT CRY – This one is the odd one out. I know many of you are wondering how come? Am I sick? No. Do you remember the scene when Swank makes love to Chloe in the backseat of the car by the factory? It is 2 chicks making out. But the director & Swank had done such a mindfuckinly amazing job that I saw Swank as a boy. In that scene even for a second I didn’t think of Swank as a girl. And that’s why that scene has always been a special Lovemaking scene for me.

UNLAWFUL ENTRY- I have a huge crush on Madeleine Stowe. I still think she is the most beautiful woman on earth. Ask Shahrukh Khan. This movie also might not be groundbreaking or special as far as sex is concerned, but her presence is what makes it special for me.

SHOWGIRLS
- This movie had so much T&A its almost insane. Though the film bombed, as far as the sex content is concerned it is right there on top.

Some other films deserve mention.

Clockwork Orange
– That whole Fast Forward sequence in this movie was a trip.
Sliver
Lake Consequence
Ye Tu Mama Tambien
Head On
Emmanuelle Series
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Can wait to see everyone’s top ten sex scenes. Let the countdown begin.

35 Responses to “Favourite Sex Scenes”

  1. striker on July 5th, 2007 8:03 pm

    “the color of night” with bruce willis and some hot latina chick has some awesome scenes.. so does “original sin” with banderas and angelina.. mulholland drive’s scene wasn’t really sex, but definitely one of the better ones i’ve seen.. and how could i forget “y tu mama tambien”?

  2. Vasan Bala on July 5th, 2007 8:27 pm

    all said and done and stripped and banged….. none come really close to what I saw in “ROJA”…..the song “Pudu Vellai Mazhai” [yeh hasin vaadiyaan]….here is a moment where for “me” a filmmaker from India beat all and sundry around the world for showing love making on screen.

  3. oz on July 5th, 2007 9:46 pm

    Nine and a Half Weeks?

  4. shiva on July 5th, 2007 10:17 pm

    definitely SEX & LUCIA. I donno if you’ve seen BOUND by wachowski brothers, it has a hot lesbian sex scene.

  5. Just Another Struggler on July 5th, 2007 10:30 pm

    Brother Mainak,

    I have bookmarked this post.

    Ek din baith kar saari picture aaram se dekhenge.

    Thanks.

  6. Justin John on July 6th, 2007 1:58 am

    Bookmark the link given below. It has information on the Greatest and Most Influential Erotic / Sexual Films and Scenes.

    http://www.filmsite.org/sexinfilms1.html

    The site has a lot of information on films. Here’s the sitemap link.

    http://www.filmsite.org/sitemap.html

  7. Pankaj Johar on July 6th, 2007 4:35 am

    hey mainak, some very important omissions -

    Irreversible (Monica Belluci) - a very disturbing film but the sex scene between Belluci and Vincent Cassel is oomph.
    In the Cut (Meg Ryan)
    Body of Evidence (Madonna)
    Norma Jean and Marilyn (Ashley Judd)
    The raven (Carmen Electra)
    Desperado - Salma Hayek
    Boogie Nights - Heather Graham (my fav wacking off scene during school)
    Gia (Angelina Jolie - her best stuff till date)
    Wild Things (Denise Richards)
    Body Shots (Tara Redid)
    Lost Highway, Wild at Heart (both David Lynch films)
    21 Grams (Naomi Watts)
    Original Sin (Angelina Jolie)
    Skycraper (Anna Nicole Smith)
    All Tinto Brass Films (director of Caligula)
    One Night in Paris (Paris Hilton)- Ok.. it’s an unofficial film but what the hell

    No sex but absolute drool-worthy

    Holy Smoke (Kate Winslet)
    Strip Tease (Demi Moore)
    Mullholand Drive (Naomi Watts)
    Norma Judd and Marilyn (Ashley Judd)
    Twilight (Reese Witherspoon)
    Hot Spot (Jennifer Connely)

    ————————————————

    last movie - the wind will carry us(kiarostami)
    listening now - Black Snake Moan (OST)
    reading now - the sundance kids

  8. saahil on July 6th, 2007 4:54 am

    how about..
    1.fatal attraction
    2.wild things
    3.color of night
    4.wild orchid
    5.angel heart

  9. Mainak on July 6th, 2007 7:37 am

    Pankaj
    You are the MAN!
    Your list is deep brother.
    IRREVERSIBLE should make it into any list. Same with DESPERADO. After all thats when we saw Salma for the 1st time.
    Rest of Them are worth mentioning too.

  10. venky on July 6th, 2007 7:59 am

    Hey,

    How could you guys leave out Bertolucci’s ‘Last Tango in Paris’ and ‘The Dreamers’? And what about Salma Hayek’s ‘Frida’?

    If any PFC member is there in Chennai, I can lend most of the movies on the list, and also some of Tinto Brass, the king of porn.

  11. Honhaar Goonda on July 6th, 2007 8:39 am
  12. sg on July 6th, 2007 12:47 pm

    nice list Mainak..
    no monica bellucci in your list.. Malena ;)
    and yeah The Dreamers (eva green)

  13. Pankaj on July 6th, 2007 2:29 pm

    And Mainak apart from Kamasutra other notable Indian assets

    Mani Kaul’s The Cloud Door - Anu Agarwal
    Monsoon - Helen Brodie

    oh and yes

    Species (Natasha Henstridge)
    American Pie (Shannon Elizabeth)

  14. wb on July 6th, 2007 2:53 pm

    VB // Roja, hell yes! And Parinda. And all those Zalman King, Shannon Tweed, Jag Mundhra movies that entertained us, Hyderabaddies, before Sharon Stone brightly *flashed* on the Skyline’s 70mm screen (OM probably would know).

  15. Cy on July 7th, 2007 10:01 am

    1) Daku Champakali
    2) Daku Munnibai
    3) Daku Sitabai

  16. Justin John on July 7th, 2007 11:16 am

    Kinnaratumbigal
    Rati Nirvedam
    Idha Ivide Vare

  17. mir on July 8th, 2007 11:36 am

    history of violence
    the dreamers

  18. mir on July 8th, 2007 11:40 am

    and how can i forget!
    Ken Park
    The Bully

  19. Tamanna on July 8th, 2007 11:41 am

    Brokeback Mountain!

  20. Herbie Wirth on July 8th, 2007 12:17 pm

    So here it goes in no preference

    Basic Instinct (MD and Jeanne)
    Mulholland Dr
    9 Songs
    Pola X
    Emmanuelle 5
    Intimacy
    L’Ennui
    Caligula
    Y tu mama tambien (well the only thing I could think about while watching Pan’s Labrynth were the boobs on Mercedes in Y tu)

    Well I gotta add something different here. The days of doordarshan I had not got cable yet. I would have to say that going beyond the pornos the sequence I masturbated to was Raveena Tandon dancing in the Yellow Sari in Mohra.

    And going to eroticism and sensual stuff I gotta add all of Tinto Brass Films from All ladies do it to just came out Cheeky

    Well the film I am gonna end this comment with is one of the most Hillarious moments yet somewhat sensual moment in film history. I knew when I saw this who the Italians refer to as BIG MAMA. It is Frederico Fellinis, Amarcord.

    I know the last few films mentioned are adrift of the conversation yet I felt like mentioning them.

  21. Herbie Wirth on July 8th, 2007 12:54 pm

    I gotta also add swimming pool

  22. Himanshu Vora on July 9th, 2007 10:14 am

    In the realm of senses
    The Dreamers
    Swimming Pool

  23. Alfonso on July 9th, 2007 11:15 am

    The following are not just in regards to sex… but instead, I chose them because of being gound breaking, disturbing, eye openers, and of course EL SEXO… all involve, love, passion, rape, confusion, etc… so, enjoy ;)

    1.- The Brown Bunny
    2.- Sex and Lucia
    3.- Torremolinos 73
    4.- La Tarea
    5.- Hiroshima, Mon Amour
    6.- Bride of Chucky (yes… I’m sorry to say, hahaha)
    7.- Against All Odds
    8.- Eyes Wide Shut (uncensored version)
    9.- Deliverance
    10.- A history of Violence
    11.- Lolita (1997)
    12.- Kadosh
    13.- The Lives of Others
    14.- The Name of the Rose
    15.- Nowhere in Africa
    16.- Solo con tu Pareja (Alfonso Cuaron)
    17.- Talk to Her
    18.- Battle in Heaven
    19.- Japon
    20.- Indochine
    21.- Crash
    22.- The Lovers of The Arctic Circle
    23.- The Crying GameMidnight Cowboy
    24.- Osama (Subtle rape)
    25.- The War Zone
    26.- Requiem for a Dream
    27.- Atame

  24. Mainak on July 9th, 2007 3:23 pm

    Wow
    Thats a great list. I remember Battle of Heaven. It was great.
    Now I have seen some of the movies in your list & don’t remember why the scenes were groundbreaking, disturbing or eye-openers.Can you describe which scenes are you talking about?
    The movies i’m talking about are -
    1) THE Lives of Others
    2) Crash
    3)A history of Violence

    ***********

    Last Film - SICKO(9/10)
    Music - http://www.pandora.com

  25. Alfonso on July 9th, 2007 3:37 pm

    Well let’s say that

    1) THE Lives of Others… had a very tender love affair between the Artist and his wife, even if it ends up all messed up… it makes one wish for a love affair without conditions and the sex scene implies intimacy when the spy regrets intruding on them.
    2) Crash… Come on! I mean David Cronenberg’s Crash.
    3)A history of Violence… Both scenes, their vedroom scene is very intimate and intense as well as the intense criminal like romp in the staircase.

    I belive one has to see the freaking movies and immerse into the story to understand the character psyque…

    Alfonso

  26. Mainak on July 9th, 2007 10:00 pm

    Alfonso
    The most hilarious sex scene has to be the rape scene from Pedro Almodovar’s KIKA. Do you remember it?
    I fell off my couch laughing. So did my friend. I could not believe we were laughing at a rape scene. Thats amazing i think.

    ***********

    Last Film - SICKO(9/10)
    Music - http://www.pandora.com

  27. rAm on July 11th, 2007 11:57 am

    I have never tried to ever think of a ‘best ‘ sex scene.So much of porn history in my life all coming back ..I meant the movies !ha.. I’m having a wonderful glimpse of male life again….high school..hostel..college and after and never over !

    From the plenty of list what comes to my sexy mind are
    1) Private Lessons
    2) Basic Instinct
    3) Mysore Mallige…!!

  28. Mainak on July 11th, 2007 10:02 pm

    Oh my God MYSORE MALLIGE!
    Who all have seen that cult film here in PFC?
    Thanks for reminding us of that film.

  29. OM on July 11th, 2007 10:06 pm

    Sorry i havent contributed to the list..but i think bringing Mysore Mallige to this list is freaking height of perversion..lets stop this shit here…horrible

    Last movie watched: Transformers 8/10,
    Sicko: 8/10

  30. Mainak on July 11th, 2007 10:45 pm

    I knew if no one else OM must have seen Mysore Mallige :)

    Om watch Michael Moore taking on Dr Sanjay Gupta on Larry King.

  31. recyclewala on July 16th, 2007 8:33 am

    Enemy at the Gates, anyone?

  32. Mainak on July 16th, 2007 11:19 am

    I have seen only parts of that film. Didn’t know it had a good sex scene in it.

    *********
    Last Film - WINGED MIGRATION(8/10)
    Music - http://www.pandora.com

  33. vishrant on December 25th, 2007 10:03 am

    sex scenes

    if watching a sex scene in a movie has the effect a sex seen is supposed to have - make your genitals react - than it is pornography. no matter which the film is.

    and director is cattering to the need a porno director does.

    only that sex scene is above enough to be cosidered art which doesn’t make you forget the movie. which is an integral part of narative. not put there to please you.

    so retitle this topic as best porn you have watched.

  34. Ratnakar on December 25th, 2007 10:31 am

    Well my list of fav scenes

    Basic Instinct- More than the shots of Ms.Stone’s pussy, it was her expressions and the way she flirts with the cops

    George Clooney & JLO making it out in Out of Sight, one of the best sex scenes i seen.

    Susan Sarandon & Kevin Costners bath tub romp in Bull Durham.

    BTw whats with Costner, he really gets to bang some pretty hot chicks, another one is with Sean Young in No Way Out.

    Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin in Sea of Love.

    Naomi Watts and Sean Penn in 21 Grams. Watching Celina Jaitley and Aftab Shivadasani try to do an encore in Vkram Bhatt’s inspirational Red, made me puke. Ms. Jaitley’s expressions are as hot as the leftovers in the fridge.

    Jennifer Connely in The Hot Spot, Waking the Dead. But then even if Connely was to appear fully dressed as a nun, she would still turn on the heat. She is hot to power of hot.

  35. Vidooshak on January 31st, 2008 2:31 am

    Talking about favorite school-time wanks, further to Pankaj’s comment #7:

    1. Dayavan and Vardi with Madhuri Dixit
    2. Bhrashtachar with Shilpa Shirodkar
    3. Insaaf Ka Tarazu with Padmini and Zeenat

    On the more aesthetic side, “Parinda” ranks among the top sensual/erotic scenes in a Hindi movie. More because of the way they juxtaposed the urgency of threat with the urgency of love.

    Nice list, Pankaj!

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