kaun hain yeh deewane darshak?
main PATNA mein hoon.
last friday ke pahle se pareshan tha ki is baar review kaise likhoonga.maloom nahi friday ki teenon filmen PATNA mein release hongi ki nahi.aajkal PATNA ke jyadatar cinemagharon mein BHOJPURI filmen hi dikhayi jaati hain.main TIMES OF INDIA dekhta hoon.usmein kisi bhi film ki koi jaankari nahi hai.shayad angrezi akhbaar mein bhojpuri aur hindi filmon ke vigyapan bhi shaan ghatate hon.baharhaal,HINDUSTAN aur DAINIK JAGRAN dekhta hoon.BHOJPURI filmon ke vigyapnon ke beech friday ko release ho rahi teeno filmon ke chhote-chhote vigyapan hain.AAP KA SUROOR sbah 8 baje se dikhyi ja rahi hai.mujhe lagta hai ki distributor ka man rakhne ke liye thetre ne film laga to di hai,lekin darshkon ki naumeedi mein subah se shows rakh diye hain.bhala PATNA mein subah 8 baje film dekhne kaun aayega.ichchha to hoti hai ki main bhi subah 8 ka hi show dekhoon,lekin is dar se nahi jata hoon ki kahin audience ke na aane se show cancel na ho jaaye.
main 10 baje ke show ke liye jata hoon.PATNA ke mitra aur film sameekshak VINOD ANUPAM se baat hoti hai.woh bhi saath rahenge,lekin last moment mein unka programme cancle ho jata hai.PATNA ke mashhoor GANDHI MAIDAN ke paas 3 thetre hain.MONA,ELPHISTON aur REGENT.AAP KA SUROOR inme se ek REGENT mein lagi hai.REGENT thetre sadak se thoda andar jaakar hai.muhane se hi bhid nazar aati hai.main box office khoj raha hoon,PATNA mein ise ticket counter aur window bhi kahte hain.window band hai aur uske saamne kareeb 25-30 young ladke khade hain.DC,BC aur STALL sabhi windows par ek jaisi bhid hai.ticket milna mushkil hai.VINOD ne bataya tha ki black mein ticket mil jayega.main blackier ko khojta hoon.lungi aur baniyan pahne moonchon wala ek pahlwan kism ka aadmi BC 70 mein aur DC 80 mein chilla raha hai.main windows ki taraf dekhta hoon.BC 30 aur DC 40 likha hai.main blackier se DC ka ticket lekar poochta hoon KAHE BHAIYA BLACK MEIN ETNA JADA PAISA KAHE LE RAHE HAIN? woh ek baar meri tarf dekhta hai aur kahta hai isme snakes(snacks) bhi hai na.woh ticket deta hai,jo kisi lottery ticket ki tarah lagta hai.main us par tareekh aur show ka samay aur seat no dekhta hoon.
8 baje ka show abhi khatm nahi hua hai.thodi der hai show chaloo hone mein.bahar darshkon ka rela badhta ja raha hai.lohe ke mote-mote grill lage hain.log kataron mein khaden hain.kaise log kahte hain ki BIHARI niyam-kanoon nahi jante?main bhi khada ho jata hoon.poori katar mein meri umra ka koi nahi hai.14 se 20 saal ke ladke hain.lagbhag 25% ladkon ne topi pahan rakhi hai.ye ladke zaroor HIMESH RESHMIYA ke fans hain.gate khulte hi main katar ke saath andar pahunch jata hoon.DC ka mark dekhte hur seedhiyan chadhta hoon aur aise hi ek seat par baith jata hoon.sach kahoon main apna seat no nahi padh paya tha.film shuru ho chuki hai,darshak andar aa rahe hain.sabhi apni seat par jaane ki hadbadi main hai.ek ladka mera ticket dekh kar mujhe apni seat tak le jata hai.pahla gana ASALAM WALE KUM shuru ho gaya hai aur poora hall ga rahai.himesh ki awaz dab gayi hai.HIMESH ka chehra dekhte hi ek saath seetiyan bajti hain.maine aisi hi deewngi SIVAJI-THE BOSS mein dekhi thi.mumbai ke ek multiplex mein tamil audience kae saath SIVAJI-THE BOSS dekhte hue mera critical maind so gaya tha.yahn bhi waisa asar ho raha hai.
KAUN HAIN YE DEEWANE DARSHAK?
main samajh nahi pa raha hoon ki himesh ka ais asara kaise hua hoga?PATNA ke semilitrate darshkon ko HR ke baare mein kaise maloom hua hoga?mujhe ehsaas hota hai ki AAP KA SUROOR hit ho sakti hai.main PTNA ke young darshkon ke saath film ka anand leta hoon.is sadharan film ko dekhte hue sochta hoon ki kya aise darshkon ke baare mein film critic kabhi sochte hain? hall poora bhara hai aur sabh khush hain.aisa lagta hai ki poora hall ek community ban gayi hai aur wo community ek saath film ka anand le rahi hai.bade shahron mein ham film dekhte samay apne reaction mein loud nahi hote.ham khul kar hanste bhi nahi.PATNA ke yeh darshak poori masti mein hain.film ka suroor unke upar tari hai.
main film dekhne ke baad usi suroor mein review likhta hoon.mumbai phone karta hoon.ek dost se poochta hoon ki teenon filmen kaisa business kar rahi hain.pata chalta hai ki HIMESH RESHMIYA ki film ne sabhi ko peeche chod diya hai.
main chakit hoon ki kya poore desh ke darshak ek tarah se react karte hain?phir hamare trade analyst aur critic kyon desi darshkon ko nazarandaz karte hain?
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admin note: comment deleted. personal attack.
rohan.
thanks for you suggestion.lekin yahi sujhav aap pyar se bhi de sakte the.
Ajay: AKS’s bumper opening is really surprising.
Do people see Himesh Reshamia as an achiever who has acheived something there in hindi cine world and he also had no connection to filmi families.
Is it recognition of an outsider which people are welcoming? Millions like music video albums and even if AKS has no story or typical filmi material many may go to watch their singing star on screen.
thats true RK.how and why critics ignore this fact that his fil got a decent opening.SRK ko sharm aani chahiye.yashraj ko samjhna chahiye aur ham sabhi ko is ghtna ki padtal karni chahiye.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…GODDD….I AM GETTING A STOMACH ACHE LAUGHING SO LOUD after reading the first two comments!! Hahahaha…..still can’t stop laughing…
Well, I am pretty good in Hindi but even when I tried to read the above article, it was kinda tiring for my brain…So stopped it mid way.
Well, I guess rohan’s brain got extra dizzy, but still no excuses for abusing someone..:)
And Ajay, I suggest you use short paragraphs. Will make it easier on the eye and the brain.
@RK. Himesh has connections with the film industry. His father is Vipin Reshammiya who is a Gujarati music director. Sorry Ajay…. did not read your post. But I understood it is concerning Aap Ke Surroor. I feel that you are insulting the Hindi language using English alphabets. This is something that is being done in the Hindi film Industry also. The dialgoues are in Hindi. But English alphabets are used.
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maja aa gaya report padh ke…bumper cinema ka bumper report…Fanishwer Nath Renu ke kuchch amazing reportage ki jhalak hai is review me…
ajay bhai badhayee ho.. ek ‘nindak’ itna ‘nirmal’sirf deewangi me ho sakta hai..
Himesh has arrived…shayad yeh qabool karne me hame waqt lagega…
cheers
Ajay,
Padhkar maja aa gaya. Bahut din huye is tarah ki bhasha pad kar.
Sochne waali baat ye hai ki bahut saare log HR ko aur unke gaane ko pasand karte hain, aap ya hum pasand karen ya na karen.
Isme ek achchi baat aur hai — yeh ki hamari janta bade sitaron ya bade banner ko dekh kar picture dekhne nahi jaati hai. Yash Chopra aur Mahesh Bhatt productions jitni jaldi yeh baat samjhenge, unke liye achcha hoga.
Oh..the great Gandhi maidan periphery there use to be six theaters apsara, chanakya, rupak, plus regent, Mona and eliphiston
ajay ji is baar aapne junta ki nabz pakad kiya hai…
BHAI AJAYJI VAKAI shatrughan KI BAAT SE MAI BHI SAHMAT HOON. PAR AAPNE JAAN-BOOJH KAR FILM KE BAARE MEIN KUCHH NAHIN LIKHA. MEDIA NE UNHE YOUTH ICON BANANE ME KOI KASAR BHI TO NAHI CHHODI HAI.MAIN BHI IN SAB BAATON SE CHAKIT HOON AUR THAHAKE LAGA KAR HANS RAHA HOON. HA….HA….HAHA..HA…..
Sahi baat hai Ajay bhai… critics or so called intellectuals HR ko kitni bhi gaali den.. sachi to yeh ke agar woh logon ko pasand nahin aata to aaj itna hit nahin hua hota..aur phir isme galat bhi kya hai.. logon ko manoranjan chahiye aur woh unhe mil raha hai.. it takes all kinds of ppl to make this world..abb sabhi to Shyaam benegal wali filmen nahin bana sakte naa… crotics to Govinda ko bhi shuru men bahut kuch kehte the par woh ek acha kalakaar hai yeh sabb ko pata hai….apka article badhiya hai aap likhte rahiye.. aanand aaya..
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sahi baat hai.main is deewangi ko samjhna chahta hoon.aap unhe moorkh ya anpadh kah kar nahi taal sakte.HR ko mumbai aur doosre shahron mein bhi darshak pasand kar rahe hain.rahi baat content ki to JBJ mein kya content hai aur DON mein kya khas baat hai?SRK ko apne superstar hone par sharm aani chahiye.
Ajay ji i completely agree with you.. We hate him, we love but we cant ignore him.. Immaterial what the critics say or do, he has the box office smiling away to glory for him.. By far, as per numbers he has given the biggest hit. So instaed of criticing lets appreciate him for his excellent attempt.
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achcha likha.
ek baat to pata chali-
film pe likhane walon ko darshak se bhi judana chaiye.
tumhare patana jake film dekhane se pata chala ki ye film banati kyon hai.
baraso pahale pokhara nepal ke hall main vinod khanna ke double role wali film dekhi thi-
lahoo ke do rang.
tab bhi anha aisa hi mahaul tha.
per is se main apani film ka test nahi badal sakata.
main HR ka darshak nahi
tumane kuchh alag sa likha- maza aaya.
aur haan
tum roman main likhate ho ye achchha hai
logon ko pata hona chahiye
hindi ki lipi devanagari hai
hindi lipi nahi hai.
enjoy
I don’t know about Patna, but when I went to watch AKS in Mumbai, there were hardly 15 people in the theater.
I could not stop laughing throughout the movie and haven’t stopped laughing since then. May I have lost my sanity due to shock.
To read abt my views on the movie, go to the link below.
http://gauravt168.blogspot.com/2007/07/go-extreme-suroonnooonnnonooor.html
Ajay, may be some of the audiences were like me. Who were there to experience something different.
Acchi movie dekhne to sabhi jate hain. Buri movie dekhne ka bhi experience hona chahiye.
kindly post in english
why kk?
there are readers for this kind of post.