Kompromise kaun nahi karta?

Magik
Magik   | Movies | December 23, 2008 at 10:12 pm


It was late last night, I was with a filmi, gettin drunk & talking films (as usual… yawn). The waiter was taking the last order. Fellow filmi barked “1 KF Strong, 1 KF Diet”. Waiter says “KF Diet illa saaaar” (no KF Diet). I chide him to ask for a KF Premium and let it go. I followed this with the “kompromise kaun nahi karta?” line from Rock On. We kracked up & had the mandatory hi-5 we have after such filmi moments happen & brighten the konversation.

So this is what this post is about. Filmi moments that seep into our lives and add magik to an otherwise ordinary situation. Well me being filmi I have this konscious habit of qouting filmi miscellany to one and all, irrespective of its effect / aftermath. But what amuses / shakes me up is when non-filmis do something like that.

Ok. I’ll explain. Last evening LRK called up. LRK who? Click here. He had become the proud father of a bonny boy. Guess what he said first. “Bhai apna hero SRK jaisa dikh raha hai. I will name him Rahul… naam to suna hoga!” I was stunned. SRK jaisa dikh raha hai. Check. Will name him Rahul. Check. Naam to suna hoga. WTF?

If this is the kind of influence films have on people, film makers better be true to their kraft. But thats not the point. Its about filmi moments. These days all my conversations with people (especially my mom) are laced with ‘emosanal atyachaar’. Thanks Anurag. I love the wierd look when I ask my Art Director kolleague not to inflikt EA by playing DDA songs. And then some kolleagues who screw up will say “Senorita, bade bade deshon mein chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain.”

All this is still ok, but LRK nailed it. I mean that was not a situation where anybody would do what he did. Naam to suna hoga? Guess he was too high. Moving on… I used to have this ‘lekin main… magar tum… suno to’ moments with a friend’s GF and she was so konvinced that I am so filmi, that if nothing better happens, I should quit my job & turn usher at a plex. A nice career choice, but thinking of Ghai saab’s Yuvvraaj, a chill runs down my spine. Wink.

Another rage in my immediate circle these days is usage of the word ‘yaara’ as used by Suri in RNBDJ. It amazes me, when I see my South Indian kolleagues who try talking in Suri’s fashion / accent and make komplete morons out of themselves. But still, its cute, in a strange way. Films hit straight to the heart. Age, gender, sex, religion – abso fucking lutely no bar!

At one time, I had become K. Just K. It was fun to see the reactions of the people. Any random person, who I met around No Smoking release, I would introduce myself as ‘K. Just K.’ People who hadn’t seen NS thought that I was on the brink of landing up at NIMHANS. Neverrr mind ittt!
And how can i forget the OSO furore. Every one turned ‘rascallaaaaa’.

This is a little off tangent, but have to share it here. Have been reading ‘Sholay – The making of a klassik. Amazing book. Must read. There are so many things that we (the yo krowd) don’t know about the movie, that is so much a part of our lives. That brings me to ‘bahut yaarana lagta hai’. One of the most kommonly used phrase when me & my fellow-filmis see love-birds, oblivious to global warming & recession, walking hand-in-hand at MG Road.

There are many more such filmi moments that I would like to share, but a dead deadline is staring at me in the face, with a loaded bazooka for added effect. But ’shaayad khatron se khelne ka shauq hai mujhe’ and ‘jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya’ is liye I pass on the baton to all you filmis out here. Bring on your filmi moments. And before I forget – stay filmi!

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50 Comments

  1. kic kic says:

    Oye Control Yaar (from Jodi No 1) was a rage for a while among us “buffons of Bollywood” ;)

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  2. Avi Avi says:

    from dulhe raja …
    Johny lever pointing the finger towards govinda n saying to kader khan –
    “Seth ji, main to aapki hi taraf hu …”

    Govida , when thrown out of kader khan’s house–”Ae seth ji !!! Ae seth ji … ” in different styles …
    Loved it ..
    Then in Andaj Apna Apna -
    “bread ka badshah, Omlette ka raja .. Bajaj.. Hamaara Bajaj !!!”
    And the latest in the lot, from OL LO –
    “Bhai nahi hai kya lucky yaar…bhai hai na”

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  3. Magik Magik says:

    haha. @ Avi: bang on!

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  4. Sholay

    “Hum angreez zamane ke jailor”
    “Sooside”
    “Atta phissing”
    The Coin toss
    “Arre O Samba”

    Satte Pe Satta

    “Daaru peene se Liver kharab hota hain”

    The Mask

    “Its party Time”

    Namak Halaal

    “English is a bhery funny language”

    Baazigar

    “Zindagi Mein kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liya, kuch haarna padtha hai, aur haar kar jitne waale ko log Baazigar kehta hai”

    Scarface

    “Say Hello to my Little Brother”

    Godfather

    “Make him an offer he can’t refuse”

    Goodfellas

    Billy Batts wala scene

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  5. Forrest Gump

    “My Momma said, life is box of chocolates”

    Shawshank Redemption

    Had many great moments, but my eternal favorite is that “Hope is always a good thing”, the first time when Andy tells it to Red in prison, and again in the climax, when Red reads Andy’s letter.

    Taxi Driver

    “You talking to Me”
    “Some day the rain will come and wash all the scum away”

    Amar Akbar Antony

    “Pakka idiot lagta hai tu”

    Satya

    Again many great moments, but my favorite is that interrogation scene, when the cop asks “Supari kisne di” and when the suspect refuses to answer, brings the lathi down on his raw wound.

    Shiva

    The scene where Nag punches JD in the face on being provoked, and then hammers the hell out of him.

    Nayakan

    When Kamal’s grandaughter asks him, “Are you good or bad” and he replies “I dont know”.

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  6. Magik Magik says:

    @ RS: Great inputs. The post looks more komplete now. Thanx.

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  7. Prashant N Prashant N says:

    great post magik,
    mera wala fav to Rajesh khanna ka “Pushpa i hate tears” from Amar Prem and then one “babu moshai” from Anand.

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  8. Magik Magik says:

    @ Prashant babu: Khanna saab ke bade fan maloom hote hain aap! I love his “Ae Murari Lal” wala stunt in Anand. Tried it on some girls and got slapped. hehe. wink!

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  9. Magik- here I go

    1. ” main ek nanha sa, chota sa, pyara sa, balma/bachcha hoon”- Shakti Kappor in Chaalbaaz
    2. “nanga naheyga kya aur nichodega kya”- Prem Chopra in Dulhe Raja
    3. ” mere do do baap” – classic dialogue from the kid in Gopi Kishan
    4. ” I’m ok, I’m good, I’m feeling better”- Govinda in Deewana Mastana
    5. ” I’m a bad man”- Gulshan Grover
    6. ” aap gyani hain, antaryami hai,balki main to kehta hoon ki aap purush hi nahin….mahapurush hain”- Aamir in Andaz Apna Apna
    7. ” the society cockraoch/gutter cockroach” scene
    from Hum- Big B was brilliant
    8. ” saara shehar hamein loin ke naam se jaanta hai” – Ajit in Kaalicharan
    9. ” kkkkkkkkkkkkkiran”- SRK goes ranting in Darr
    10. ” mere karan arjun aayenge”- Raakhe at her outrageous best in Karan Arjun

    Will add more later.

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  10. Satyendra Jha Satyendra Jha says:

    “Aur sun, zara fan on chalu kar… toh idhar ghuma naa..”from Rangeela. remember actually doing it in restaurants during those days (of course only whn with a sizeable gang of friends)

    that banter between govinda and pappu pager in “deewana mastana” (pintukle, mantukle, patli gali se shaana ban, chal..) and also that mimicry banter between anil kapoor and govinda from the same film… remember that “mare hue kauwe ke pankh” & “shamshan ki bijhi hui raakh”?

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  11. Magik Magik says:

    @ Sethu: u made some deserving mentions yaara! But wut i actually was looking to find out via this post was – HOW DID THAT FILMI MOMENT SLIP / SNEEK INTO YOUR LIFE OR THAT ONE MOMENT & MAKE IT MAGIKAL…? Think again guys!

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  12. Magik, well most of the examples i gave were connected to my real life. U know like whenever any of my friends are feeling down, or even myself, i use that “Hope is always a Good thing” funda.

    And i keep using that Godfather quote extensively.

    Whenever i give a presentation, or make a speech, or even write something, u can be sure to find half a dozen movie quotes in them :) .

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  13. Shawshank Redemption is one movie that has actually influenced me a lot personally, because Andy’s character in that movie, has a strong personal connection to me.

    But at the same time, i see a bit of myself in Travis Bickle, especially his deeply cynical nature. :)

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  14. Magik Magik says:

    @ RS: now thats a true blue filmi. Salut!

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  15. @ Magik-

    got your point.some of my mentions are relevant in my case-

    1. after darr released- I would go “kkkkkk” with any girl whose name started with k :)
    2. Sometimes ( even now) if someone casually asks me – ” how are you”? I automatically say ” I’m ok, I’m good, I’m feeling better”
    3. Whenever I have to “act” innocent with anyone
    ( usually with a female) I go – ” main ek nanha sa, chota sa, pyara sa, bachcha hoon”

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  16. crazyrals crazyrals says:

    @Sethumadhavan[cmnt #9]: “nanga naheyga kya aur nichodega kya” was the dialgue from Raja Babu and not Dulhe Raja :)

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  17. On a serious note- when I’m in D.D mood sometimes I’m reminded of the scene in Anand after Khanna Saab is dead & Big B is dukhi.Suddenly the
    tape plays khanna saab’s words & Big B then goes full on- amazing scene & I keep visualising it often.

    The ” woh to hai albela” song from KHKN moves me deeply even now.There’s a tamil movie called
    “Mugavari” – I have a strong personal connect to it. There are quite a lot more such movies-
    Socha Na Tha is another one of them.

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  18. @ Crazyrals

    “nanga naheyga kya aur nichodega kya” is indeed from Dulhe Raja & not Raja Babu.I’ve seen Dulhe Raja umpteen number of times.I cant go wrong with that movie- never.I’m certain.

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  19. Magik Magik says:

    @ Sethu: Now we are talking… keep ‘em comin!

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  20. Prashant N Prashant N says:

    @ magik,

    nahin waise Khanna ji ke bade fan toh nahin but i love him in these two movies. These were made to order roles for him.

    one more dialogue i like “hata sawan ki ghata’ – from Rangeela (i think ???) and the amrish puri’s dialogue “oye bhootnike” from mohabbat

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  21. Tejas Tejas says:

    “Adult baate mat kar, idhar ma-behen bethi hai”, when anyone started going off-the-track in the presence of girls, from ‘Aawara Paagal Deewana”.

    ‘Ae Hero, yeh filmy kaliya khila raha hai, khaana kab khilayega?’ when the cooking-turn vala guy didn’t start cooking on time.

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  22. Magik Magik says:

    @ Tejas: my boss whom i hv konverted into a filmi uses this filmi kaliyaan dialogue whenever he finds out i am on PFC! Cheers mate!

    @PN: yaar hata sawan is older i guess… may be it was used in rangeela too. not sure…

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  23. Tejas Tejas says:

    ‘Hold the drink’ (Khosla ka Ghosla, to the quick gulpers of alcohol)..hum sab purey filmy hain!! Other practice we had after watching LOTR trilogy multiple times was to introduce anyone by adding father’s name, and occupation in the end. (a la Gabbar Singh vald Ram Singh the secretary of Janta Nagar colony)..
    And ‘I’m gonna burn this motherf***er down’ from Harold and Kumar 1. Aah the good old days!! :(

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  24. satya satya says:

    ‘Ab kya bachche ki jaan loge?’ from Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi…I use it very often…

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  25. Tejas Tejas says:

    Magik, you got me on my most exciting (and nostalgic) ride in a long time, and I cannot thank you enough for that.

    Next one – used when projects were due, when grades were low, when there were rejections in interviews, in short always – “Hum kya mandir ka ghanta hai, jo bhi aata hai baja ke chala jaata hai!!!” eternal words amazingly spoken by Rajpal Yadav in Hungama.

    When someone is bragging but cannot actually do something – “Battery nikal gayee to bandh pad gaya pager!?”

    When someone didn’t cook something well – “Kya saala sirf decoration par kharcha kiya hai!!”

    One more to drinking, ‘Ishmal Ishmal marta raha aur ishmal ishmal paani iss mein daalta gaya.’ from Hungama.

    Royale Cheese – from Pulp Fiction.

    And more to come.. :)

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  26. dazedandconfused dazedandconfused says:

    Hi Magik- read the latest post (incidentally more than a year ago) on my abandoned blog to savor another filmi moment…

    http://dazedandconfused.rediffblogs.com/

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  27. Tejas Tejas says:

    “Aaya hoon to kuchh na kuchh lekar (kha kar) jaoonga..khandani chor hoon!”

    “Meri missus hai, HAMARI nahi. Joint account nahi hai hamara.” from Hungama.

    “Daalo, idhar hi kachra daalo. Itna achha jagah chhodkar kahan daloge!!” from APD.

    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I grow old, they stay the same age.” from Dazed and Confused.

    Still more to come.. :)

    (In fact, a movie is not a movie unless it has dialogues you can remember for you lifetime and use more frequntly than regular sentences. PERIOD)

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  28. vishesh vishesh says:

    I use lot of filmy dialogues in my regular conversation.
    Few of them are already covered in many comments.
    I will add few more!
    Lagaan had
    “Bata ab rahi hain”,
    “Soomjha”
    “Ab jo kar diya hain bhugto, Khel sikho aur kya”
    “Sapne wahi dekhat hain, Arjan, so use pura kar sakat hain”

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  29. crazyrals crazyrals says:

    @Sethumadhavan[cmnt #18]: “nanga naheyga kya aur nichodega kya” is indeed from Raja Babu and not Dulhe Raja. i have seen both movies ‘n’ no. of times. plz do another dekko and lets move on.

    there r lots of ’sholay’ dialogues tat has made things magical for me. like when i m in gr8 hurry, its got to be the ‘chal dhanno’ dialogue. and wen somebody is dishing out emotional blackmail then its the ’saala nautanki, ghadi-ghadi drama’ :)
    there r a few more, will put them soon enuf b4 this thread ends

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  30. vishesh vishesh says:

    K3G had “Tumhe kya lagta hain Naina…Mujhe lagta hain..Kya lagta hain” I used to use this a lot…just for the heck of it.
    .
    “Socha kaha Papa, socha to bilkul nahi..sirf pyaar kiya” (This helped when I screwed up a code in a college project and told my friend..socha to bilkul nahi..sirf copy paste kiya)
    .
    “Take a chill pill” I came to know from K3G but I started using a lot.
    .
    “Yeh Gaadi chori ki hain..tumhari hain…jo karna hain karo” to the effect when somebody asked me the same question. I loved it when I said that hehe.

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  31. vishesh vishesh says:

    OSO : “Picture abhi baaki hain, mere dost” Universl dialogue bhai log. Applies everywhere, and it always is magical.
    .
    Yes Boss :”Ache logon ke saath hamesha..achha hota hain”

    I stopped using, sort of, the Yes Boss dialogue when it came and haunted me after a personal loss. In hindsight it was a filmy tragedy situation but still troubles me.

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  32. vishesh vishesh says:

    Kuch Kuch.. “Control your emotions” which was also used in Haseena Maan Jaayegi “Control yaar..nahi honda yaar” It became like a Takiya Kalam..
    .
    K2H2 also had a dialogue which I used a lot in college days:
    “Sorry…Don’t be..I love you”
    Btw, it did work when it came to flirting part :-)

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  33. vishesh vishesh says:

    One time while watching a movie in a theater we (five of us) got tickets in two rows. Two of my friends (he and she) happened to sit in a row behind us. We greeted them during the entire movie and after with “Raam raam chote sarkar..raam ram chhoti maalkin” from JJWS. It was hilarious. It was one more fond memory.

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  34. vishesh vishesh says:

    @ 29 crazyrals pai,
    I am with Sethu on this one. Nanga was in Dulhe Raaja when Prem Chopra keeps on saying that.
    .
    Another one that I used at work, when we had loads of work and tight deadlines, we came to know about a change request. I said
    Ab sailaab aa gaya, Chopra!
    .
    Only of my co-worker got it though :-(

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  35. abhi.chow abhi.chow says:

    My fav dialgoues which i use often wid slight modifications to fit the situation :P

    yeh mumbai ka gutter hai.. bandh hai to better hai
    [Page 3]

    janta hoon aapko sahare ki zaroorat nahi, hum to bas saath dene aaye hai
    [Tum Bin]

    and of course at times songs fit the bill like anything…viz:

    “sab ganda hai par dhanda hai yeh” ;)

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  36. BD BD says:

    We use these phrase from Hera Pheri a lot “Woh to mein mast tel me fry karke kha gaya”
    .
    “Jamayla kutriya saala”
    .

    And,

    - “Jinke ghar shishe ke hotey hai….” Waqt
    - “Mugembo khush hua…” when feel very happy
    - “It’s show time”
    - “Mein woh bala hu jo shisho ko patthar se todta hun…” slighly modified Prem Chopra dialog
    - ” zara dekh to paani garam hua ke nahi?” from Lagaan by replacing Gauri to other name to check the progress of the work.

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  37. Tejas Tejas says:

    Anyone for ‘I hate tears, Pushpa’! or ‘Sita, Sita’ (27 times)? ;)

    Or ‘Badbad?! yahan gand jal rahi hai meri!!’, or a ‘Chal abhi mood hai mera’, or a ‘Agar Roopa Ki..magar Pandu, Roopa to bra pehenti hai na..’ from Pran Jaaye par Shaan na Jaaye!!!?

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  38. Shatrughan Shatrughan says:

    Some lines from Classic “Haasil”

    tumhari jaan jaane wali thi … humne kaha ruko .. kuch din ke baad jaana … dhanyawaad do humara .

    bahut dhaakad acting karteho yaar…bahut hi matlab….hamein pehchante ho naa…. aaj se hum bhi tumko pehchan gaye guru..artist ..i like artists.hamau soche he kabhi ke actin vacting karenge. aur kucho naam vaam hai ke ab hero hi bulate hain? haan wo sab theek hai tumko hum yaad rakhenge guru.

    ye apke tewar itne teekhe kyo hai beeeee

    topi wopi..haaye mere raja….topi pehanane magazine padhane se kuchh nahi hota…inse seekho kuchh..

    MAR SALA SEENE PE GOLI GOOORIII SHANKAR PAAANDEYYYYY..

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  39. Kirtan Kirtan says:

    awesome article.. pretty much sums up the effect of movies in our conversations.. anand.. bahut dino se baarish nai hueli hai bhaaaai…. !!

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  40. Hmmm... Hmmm... says:

    Magik, dost, I don’t know who you are but the sheer enthusiasm with which you write tells me that you are definitely not from the industry. Your passion for cinema seeps through your articles and comments (hell, even your screen-name) which, recently, have been all over this site.
    Keep it alive, mate. For as long as it’s there. And if you want to preserve it, i’d suggest remember this – Don’t equate the pleasure of watching movies with that of making them.

    Godspeed.
    p.s. Forgive the tone, please, if you find it condescending. I really mean what I have written. You remind me of myself from a “Cut to 3 Years Back” flashback.

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  41. Avik... Avik... says:

    Whenever me or any of my filmi-friends hears someone utter “Sorry” in a firangi accenct, all of us will say “Egjaaktly”… :)
    In fact we’ve becomea big fan of Javed Jaffrey’s style in Salaam Namaste.

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  42. Magik Magik says:

    Aila. This is so fucking cool. So many filmis, so many moments and from so many different movies. Bliss. Feelin’ like i am smug as a bug wrapped in a film-reel! Cheers to all filmis. Hope we all have a mind-blowingly filmi 2009… keep ‘em comin guys… there’s more i m sure!

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  43. Doc Ock Doc Ock says:

    That line from Rangeela…
    Waiter to Munna: The A.C is on, Sir..AC chalu hai
    Munna replies: To idhar ghuma naa..

    Whenever I go to a restaurant, I have to resist myself from telling that to the waiter :)

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  44. Satyendra Jha Satyendra Jha says:

    Doc Ock @ 43:

    your suggestion is already mentioned in post No. 10 by yours truly. plz check.

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  45. Ashish Ashish says:

    Some of my all time classic, which me n my frnz (including you), use it quite often :-

    1. Kya Mummy (Uday Chopra- Dhoom)

    2. Tu woh keyrun nahin hai jise main jaanta hu, jise nikhil jaanta hai (Aamir – DCH)

    3. Kya kar raha hai, mard ban. Be a Man – (Aamir – DCH)

    4. Jaa jee le apni zindagi (Amrish saab – DDLJ)

    5. Mere paas maa hai (Shashi kapur – Deewar) – Hope u remember our trip to udaipur, i gave u this dialogue at 5 am in the morning, when u asked ki mere pass kya hai (U were refering luggage).

    6. Kutte, main tera khoon pee jaonga (Dharam Pa Ji – X, y, z and some more movies)
    And thr are many more such dialogues….

    7. Unka ek ek sawaal, mere do do jawab (Aamir – Andaaz apna apna)

    8. Laaaaaambi khamoshi – (Sallu – Andaaz apna apna)

    And you know tht the list is endless…

    Jusr to enhance your post..there are some bollywood patent dialogues..which are used by same set of people (same character, different artists).
    Courtesy www.masalatimes.com (Have cut short few dialogues…)

    HERO

    Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai Kuttay!!
    Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai!
    Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein phhek de!
    Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti!
    Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta!
    Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai!
    Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de!
    Khabardaar joe Usse haat bhee lagaya!

    HEROINE

    Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do!
    Hato. Tum bade woh ho !
    Naheen!
    Mein tumhare bagair nahin reh sakti!
    Maa ne tumhe ghar bulaya hai!
    Main usse pyar karti hoon!
    Kuchh goonde mere pichhe pade hai!

    HERO’S SISTER

    Mein tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon!
    Mere bhaiya ko lambi umar dena, bhagwan!
    Mere bhai pe koi aanch na aye!
    Khabardar jo mujhe chhua bhi, main apni jaan dey doongi!
    Bhaiyya, tum mere liye ek pyaari si bhabhi kab laaonge!

    VILLAIN

    Itni achi cheez bhagwaan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!
    Ab Saare Hindustan par hamara raaz hoga!
    Batao faarmoola kahan hay?
    Tumhari maa hamare kabze main hai!
    Kahan jaa rahi ho chhamak chhalon!
    In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai!

    VILLAIN’S SIDEKICK

    Boss, Maine tumhara namak khaya hain!
    Boss! Maal pakda gaya!
    Tumhe Boss ne bulaya hain!
    Ok Boss!

    DOCTORS

    Mujh par bharosa rakhiye!
    I am sorry!
    Iska to bahot khoon bahey chooka hai. Phoren operation karna padega!
    Bhagwan ne chaha to sab thik hoga!
    Badhai ho, tum baap bannay waalay ho!
    Iski haalat bahot najook hai!
    Tumhe sakt aaram ki jaroorat hai!
    Jaldi se woh dawayee lao!
    Ab sabh kuch oopar waley ke haath mein hain!
    Ab main kuch bhi nahin kar sakta!
    Bacche ko to hum ney bacha liya par maa…

    THE LAW

    Order… Order…
    Kanoon Ko apney haath mein mat lo!
    Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai!
    Kanoon ko saboot chahiye!
    Tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai!
    Mulzim ko baa izzat bari kiya jata hai!
    Milord…

    HERO/ HEROINE’s FATHER

    Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain!
    Agar toonay aisa kiya toh – mujhse burra koi nahin hogaaa!
    Ek baar iske haath pile kar doon, phir mein chain se mar sakta hoon!
    Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein!
    Beti to paraya dhan hai!
    Mere jeeteji yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!
    Main jald hi dahez ki sari rakam chuka doonga!
    Yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib!
    Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe!
    Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
    Main kahta hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey!

    MOTHER

    Mera Raja beta!
    Mera ashirwad sada tere saath hai!
    Tujhe ek maa ki aah lagegi!
    Mera beta aisa kabhi nahin kar sakta!
    Mera beta teri maut bankar aayega, thakur!
    Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta…
    Mere bete ki raksha karna prabhu!

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  46. Ashish Ashish says:

    And we all know tht Mithun Da is a master of filmi dialogues.
    Oz bhai had a post on his website DT abt some
    here goes the link

    http://desitrain.com/2006/04/19/apun-mithun-chabata-hoon-datoon/

    a part of it reads..

    kala shetty: “ye kaun hai be tu?”
    Mithun da: “mai hun tum jaise logon ki nafarat karne wala, garibon ke liye jyoti, gundon ke liye jwala tuze banake maut ka niwala, tere sineme gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala. dekh lenga salaa tereko.”

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  47. Magik Magik says:

    @ Ashu: senti kar diya saale. udaipur was some trip yaar! Miss u bro. gawd bless.

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  48. Magik Magik says:

    @ Kirtan: 1:40 ki last had many such moments. Another fav is the Patrick line “solid maal banaya” & “chembur mein flat aur lancer”. Gems.

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  49. Talk about being filmi !!

    1. “oye, hum sab shareholder hain, oye..” – from JBDY – when it comes to sharing anything amongst friends..

    2. “shaant gadha dhaari bheem, shaant” – JBDY – when someone is enraged

    3. “paanch abhi, hazaar baad mein” – JBDY – when someone seems to pulling a fast one

    4. “thoda khaao, thoda feko” – JBDY (again!) – when there are leftovers

    5. “ohhhh brother, ohh good afternooooonnn…” – JBDY, a drunk Om Puri greeting a dead Satish Shah – this is a standard opening greeting between my friend Archan (another maha-filmi) and I, everytime we meet on GTalk..

    6. “good morning Sir, good morning Ashok” – JBDY – another common chat salutation :D

    6. “sunday subah 7 baje pyaar nahin hota” – Jhankaar Beats (JB) – to condemn a bad date idea :)

    7. “shaadi ke pehle jaan de doongi, shaadi ke baad, jaan le loongi” – JB – when Archan and I end up talking about the women in our lives…

    8. “laundry waali wo dhoond raha hai, main nahin” – JB – talking about my impending shaadi :P

    10. “yunki, ye kaun bola..” – Sholay – whenever someone unexpected speaks up during a group conversation

    Oh man, this is some fun topic! I think it deserves a separate blog post! :D

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  50. And talking of songs, this was like 4-5 years back, but when stuck while writing code in our project or during an impending project delivery, Bhargav (another one in the list of awesomely filmy friends) and I used to sing together in chorus, “o paalanhaare…nirgun aur nyaare…” :D

    And for some reason, whenever Bhargav used to travel without ticket from Andheri to Borivali, his standard song to convey the fact that he is traveling ticketless would be, raising his hands upto the Almighty, “sai baba bolo….” :D

    Aah, those were the days! :)

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