Poetic Liberty or Crazy Songs

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The world of Hindi film song lyric is like an ocean of expressions of emotions, mainly love and pain. For years, song writers and lyricists’ deep poetic thoughts with eloquent verses have been creating magnificent tunes which are sung across generations. Such songs are original, melodious, memorable and generally termed as ’good songs’ and often- ‘timeless classics’.

However, there are other kind of songs which neither qualifies to be lyrically enriched, nor that meaningful, but possess some unique virtue of jingle to become ‘catchy’ and create its own band of listeners for a long period of time. In most of the cases of course, the tunes and lyrics of such songs are not even original and inspired or directly lifted from works of international artistes. Subjectively, some people term few of them as ‘bad’ songs. I, for one, loved those songs as a kid and still remember them as reminiscent of those good old silly days.

Success or popularity of such songs always makes me think, why such songs become popular at the first place? Is it because of its tune? Or the catch phrase in the lyrics? Or simply because of the playback singer’s voice or a combination thereof? I don’t know.

Let me list down my favorites ‘catchy’ songs which boldly use meaningless phrases, awkward verses, yet are immediately identifiable and hummable. The list is restricted only to the songs, which has at least one meaningless phrase (or group of words), to rhyme with other meaningful wordings. Please note yodleying, humming and other vocal modulations are excluded from this category.

1. Ina Mina Dika Dai Damo Nika
Movie : Asha (1957) |Singer(s): Kishore Kumar| Music Director(s): C Ramchandra
Lyricist(s): Rajinder Kishan

Augmented with idiosyncratic Kishore Kumar antics, this outstandingly crazy but brilliantly racy number, till date is unmatchable for it’s nonsense quotient and probably there would never be any. I wonder if the first para was written by Rajinder Kishan or added by Kishore himself!

2. Mera Naam Chin Chin Chu
Movie: Howrah Bridge (1958)| Music : O.P. Nayyar | Singer:Geeta Dutt |
Lyricist: Qamar Jalalabadi

This song is as famous for its Chinese name ‘chin chin chu’ and as the first hit of ‘Helen’. This is probably one of the most evergreen songs, alive even after half a decade of its creation.Geeta Dutt’s voice and the mystic charm of Hellen has an intoxicating effect bringing alive the ‘Sunehri Yaadein’ of bygone days.

3. Dum Dum Diga Diga
Movie: Chhalia (1960) | Music: Kalyanji- Anandji | Singer: Mukesh | Lyricist: Qamar Jalalabadi

Another evergreen happy foot tapping number which elegantly passed the test of time. A timeless classic, undoubtedly.

4. Hum bewafa
Movie: Shalimar (1978) | Music: R. D Burman | Singer: Kishore Kumar | Lyrics: Anand Bakshi

The gloom of the song is accentuated by that unsympathetic tribal ‘Jingalala hoo…phurr phurr’. Kishore and RD both got award for best music and playback respectively. Usha Uthup received an th best playback award for her One two cha cha cha number too.

5. Jile Le Jile Le

Movie: Tarzan (1985) | Music : Bappi Lahiri | Singer: Alisha Chinai | Lyrics : Anjaan

Jee le le Jee le le /, Aiyo Aiyo Jee le le
Masti me Masti Me/ Aiyo aiyo jee le le

Cognizant of the wild theme, the lyrics did poetic justice to Tarzan’s (Hemant Birje) untamed expression of love towards Kimi Katkar’s junglee jawani. For the uninitiated it would be interesting to note that Bappida used the pseudonym Basavalingaiah Hiremath when he sang his songs like Jeele le Jee le and I am a Disco Dancer !! Talking about Disco Dancer, the song Koi yahan aha nache nache, Koi wahan aha nache nache, Auwa Auwa would also fall under the category of songs we are discussing.

6. Zubee Zubee Zubee
Movie: Dance dance (1987) | Music : Bappi Lahiri | Singer: Alisha Chinai | Lyrics : Anjaan

mere dil gaye ja zubee zubee zubee
mastee mei gaye ja zubee zubee zubee
hey zubee zubee zubee, hey hey zubee zubee zubee, zubee zubee hey hey

Clearly, the weirdest lyrics ever heard, but just because of the oomph of the voice, the song is unforgettable. More discussions on this song can be found on my post on Best songs of Alisha Chinai.
[http://udtahaathi.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/adolescent-aphrodisiac-best-songs-of-alisha-chinai/[

7. Oye Oye, Oye O O Oaa
Movie:Tridev (1989)| Singer(s) : Amit Kumar, Sapna Mukherjee | Music: Kalyanji Anandji
Lyrics: Anand Bakshi

Tridev, with its star studded cast and superhit songs, created huge furor. Sapna Mukherjee for the Oye Oye song, won the best female playback beating Alisha Chinai’s raat Bhar Jaam se ! The same year I learnt that the song was an Inspiration from Gloria Estafan’s Rhythm’s gonna get you. Nevertheless, ‘Oye Oye’ became the slogan of the youth. Slightly Tarzanish, lipped by Nasiruddin and Sonam, Oye Oye song remains as a memorable milestone.

8. Tamma Tamma Loge
Movie: Thanedar (1990) | Singer: Anuradha Paudwal, Bappi Lahiri | Music: Bappi Lahiri
Lyricist(s): Indeevar

Clearly, the talent of Bappi lahiri (or Basavalingaiah Hiremath) on creating such gems out of meaningless words are beyond any doubt. In his own words he is the ‘living lejend in hindi mujik industry’, and I dare doubt it.

9. Hai Huku Hai Huku Hai Hai
Movie : Gopi Kishen (1994) | Singer(s): Alka Yagnik, Kumar Sanu, Poornima |
Music : Anand Milind | Lyricist(s): Sameer

Hai Huku Hai Huku Hai Hai (4)
yeh ladke mere samne
Hai Huku Hai Huku Hai Hai (2)
yeh ladke mere samne, mera dil liye jaye jaye…(2)

Suneil Shetty trying compact the ground with robust heroine Shipa Shirodkar on his side, by thumping the earth vigorously, an action need to be accepted as ‘dancing’. The cumulative masculinity of this song is degraded slightly when Shipa lips “who ladka mere samne mera dil liye jai jai jai”. I also remember the letter SO DA was written is large letters on Suneil Shetty’s shirt. Where is Shilpa Shirodkar gone ?

10. Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Dekhe Mera Dil Deewaana Bole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole
Movie : Yeh Dillagi (1994) | Singer(s): Abhijeet| Music: Dilil Sen- Sameer Sen | Lyrics: Sameer

This was one fast paced song picturized on Saif Ali Khan and a room full of girls. I think this was the song which established Saif’s playboy image

11. Chinai Chun Chun
Movie: Jallad (1995) | Singer- Udit Narayan, Sadhna Sargam | Music- Anand-Milind |
Lyrics – Sameer

Chinai chun chun chinai chun chun
Kya kehti hai dil ki dharkan dilbar mere sun
Chinai chun chun chinai chun chun

Apparently the song seems to be a dedication to Alisha Chinai, but it was Rambha and Mithun, whom this song is picturized on. Mithun played double role and his villain role of ‘Amavas’ fetched him the‘ best villain’ award from Filmfare.

12. Aanan Fanan
Movie: Hathkadi (1995) | Singer(s)- Abhijeet ( or was it Anu Malik?), Swarnalatha |
Music- Anu Malik | Lyrics – Maya Govind

The lyrics go like this-
Chand ka dola laaya hoon dulhan/ aanan faanan aanan fanan
Dekh bani hai duniya jabse/ saathi hoon main tera tabse,
lekar tujhko jaunga dulhan/ aanan faanan aanan fanan.

One of the seriously hilarious song, rich with true Govinda flavour, spiced up with Shilpa Shetty’s hip shaking visuals.

I can quickly remember some more songs of this nature-

Ding Dong Sing a Song….. ( Hero, 1983)
Auwa Auwa….. ( Disco Dancer 1983)
Tunna Tunna Ta Ta Tunna….(Adharm, 1992)
Gutur Gutur….. ( Dalal, 1993)
Aa A ee, U U oo, Mera Dil Na Todo…… ( Raja Babu, 1994)
Humma Humma….. ( Bombay, 1995)
Dil Ding Dong Ding Bole…… (Kuchh to Hai, 2003)
Zara Zara touch me ….Bin Tere Sanam Dum di dum di dum….. ( Race, 2007)
Annan Faanan….. ( Namastey London, 2007)
Ta tananana Tandoori Nights…. ( Karzzz…the remake, 2008)

There are some songs which have successfully used drum beat sounds as catch phrases, which can’t be categorized meaningless in entirety, but the songs are worth a mention.

Dhina Dhin Tak … Aa Jee O Jee (Ram Lakhan, 1989)
Tak Dum Dum Tak Dum Dum/ Ghode jaisi chla Hathi jaise dum ( Dil to Pagal Hai, 1997)

The list no way claims to be exhaustive. Request readers to add more.

Tags: Asha, bappi lahiri, Chhalia, Dance dance, Geeta Dutt, Gopi Kishen, howrah bridge, kalyanji anandji, Kishore Kumar, Mukesh, OP Nayyar, r d burman, Shalimar, Tarzan, Thanedar, tridev
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263 Comments

  1. oz oz says:

    Mama Mia – Pom Pom (2)
    Pyar ki gadee, tez chalao
    Accelatorrrr aur dabao
    Mama Mia – Pom Pom (2)

    not sure about the movie… Jeetendra – Sridevi from Mawaali or Justice Chawdhury or… darn…

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  2. oz oz says:

    on the music beats used as words…

    Dhin tara dhin tara… dhinnnnn taraaaaaa
    tera nazara bada pyaraaaaaaaaaaaa

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  3. Satya Satya says:

    1)Taki-o-taki (Himmatwala)
    2)TAna na ta na na, bhaiya tera ghar pe na ho tab tu bulana(Sherdil, did I atually remember this crap?)
    3)turu ru turu ru tera mera pyar shuru
    4)tum ta na na na na, ye dil hai deewana
    5)excuse me you please
    6)dhik ta na dhik ta na (HAHK)

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  4. Amanda Amanda says:

    cool write up!
    here’s another song–Aye Bachchu (Ghajini): jhoom le jhoom jhoom jhoom jhoomaak jhoom pairon mei ta ta thaiyaa tum tumaak tum (or something along those lines, lol)

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  5. oz oz says:

    1) Tu tu tu, Tutu tara,
    todo na dil hamara (Juhi Chawla to Rishi Kapoor)

    2) there’s this b&w movie, can’t remember who stared in it. Meena Kumari? Rajendra Kumar… it had this mother-son song which had words like “Tik tik tik tik, Tik tik tik tik”…

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  6. oz oz says:

    Ola ola olay… Ola rowww ola row (echo 3)
    Kundan, kundan kundan (amrish puri)

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  7. oz oz says:

    Tuna tuna tak tak tuna
    Aasman ko dharti pay laney wala chahiye
    Pat-ti hai ladki patanay wala chahiye
    Tuna Tuna tak tak tuna (Shakti Kapoor, Sanjay Dutt)

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  8. oz oz says:

    O boy, your post has opened up a dabba of songs trapped for years inside me… from Subhash Ghai’s Saudagar…

    1 – ILUUUUU ILUUUUUUU ILUUUUUUUUU ILUUUUUUU (5 or 6 or 10 times)
    Yeh ilu ilu kya hain, yeh ilu ilu?
    Ilu ka matlab I L you I L you, I love you
    ILU ILU, ILU ILU

    2 – Dhinak dhinak dhin taraaaa, dhinak dhinak ray.
    Imli ka boota beri ka ped
    imli khattee, methay ber
    is jungle mein hum do sher
    chal ghar jaldi hogayee der (2)
    Dhinak dhinak dhin tara, dhinak dhinak ray

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  9. Amanda Amanda says:

    Prem Jaal (Jis Des Mein Ganga Rehta Hai): aage jo bhali kare raam, vaiyaa vaiyaa vaiyaa…

    Dhoop Ke Sikkey (Sikandar): Tee-ree-ree

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  10. Cliff Cliff says:

    Tun Tuna Tun tun tuna tun taana
    tun tuna tun tun tuna tun ta aana
    Narangi Mosambi kuch bhi pila
    soda nahin toh thoda pani mila
    -Baap Numbery Beta Dus Numbery
    This is a fun post!!

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  11. Amanda Amanda says:

    wow oz, ur on a roll!

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  12. oz oz says:

    From a Sanjay Dutt, Anita Raj, Shakti Kapoor movie

    Kala Kauwa bolta hain? Bolne do
    Sub jaan jayega? Jannay do
    Pyaar hum karenge, tumpe hum marengay…
    Kau Kau
    Kala Kauwa bolta hain? Bolne do
    Kau Kau

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  13. Cliff Cliff says:

    Chai Chappa Chai Chapa ke Chai
    Kabhi Kabhi baatein teri achchi lagti thi hain
    Lata Mangeshkar full of masti!

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  14. Cliff Cliff says:

    Rim Jhim Rim Jhim
    Rum Jhum Rum Jhum
    Bheege hue rutt meinn
    tum hum..hum tum
    Who said silly songs cant be romantic?
    1942 a love story

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  15. oz oz says:

    Manubhai ki motor chali Pom pom pom (2)
    Chowpatty jayenge, bhelpuri kayenge
    Achi achi ladkiyon say aankhen milayengay
    Manubhai ki motor chali Pom Pom Pom

    (Rishi Kapoor)

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  16. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Well…well well !!!
    And I was skeptical that only I keep memorizing those useless songs :D
    Two more yesteryear’s gems-
    Yamma Yamma- Shaan, R D Burman, 1980
    Yamma yamma, Yamma yamma, Yeh khubsurat sama, (2)
    Bas aaj ki raat hai zindagi , Kal hum kahan tum
    kahan (2)
    .
    Ramba Ho Ho Ho. Bappi Lahiri, 1981
    Rambha ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
    Sambha ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
    main nachu tum nacho

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  17. Cliff Cliff says:

    Cheel Cheel Chillake Kajri Sunaye
    Jhoom Jhoomm Kauvaa bhi dholak Bajaye
    Arey waah waah waah
    arey waah waah waah
    arey waah waah waahh
    arey waah wahh wahh wahhhh
    Kishore Kumar
    Half Ticket

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  18. oz oz says:

    @uh… are you kidding me! Rambha ho was my icebreaker to talk to girls in those school days… anyone know the link to this song online?

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  19. Amanda Amanda says:

    there was this song called darwaazaa khulaa chhodd aayi neend ke maare…tik tok tik tok tik tok.
    and, ding dong o baby sing a song
    chhanan chhan chhann chhann, mann gaye kyon from munna bhai mbbs
    san-sanan from asoka

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  20. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Btw, don’t you guys think that AR Rahman’s number ‘Ring Ring Ringa’ matches with the starting tune of ‘Choli Ki Peechhe kya hai’ just after that famous ku ku ku ku …..?
    I was surprised to see that song from Slumdog was nominated for 2009 Oscar as ‘Original Score’ !

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  21. Cliff Cliff says:

    Ahh ohhh ouch
    aaahh oooohhh ouch
    mein hoon ladki kuwari tu kuwara ladka
    aaahh ooohh ouch
    Anari No 1
    Jaspinder Narula and Abhijeet

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  22. oz oz says:

    “ouch” has been used in another song

    Ah ah OUCH…
    Dhak dhak karne laga
    O mora jeeyra darne laga
    sainyan baiyan chod na
    kachchi kaliyan tod na…

    dil se dil mil gaya
    mujh say yeh kaisi khata…

    OUCH
    dhak dhak karne laga

    (Madhuri Dixit & Anil Kapoor)

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  23. Ram V Ram V says:

    @~uh~ this is what one does when deciding to use someone elses song
    http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/news/2008/11/27/12244/index.html

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  24. uh- I am a disco dancer was not sung by Bappi Da- it was sung by Vijay Benedict ( uske baad kahan gaya- Ram Jaane :) )

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  25. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ oz: Am glad to see my nonsense post opened up your trapped juke box :D

    Ramba Ho Link
    Seriously, what songs were those….

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  26. Karan Arjun-

    Darwaza khula chhod aaye, neend ke maare,
    main khula taala chhod aaye, need ke maare
    gup chup gup chup,gup chup gup chup

    uh- ring ring ringa has been admitted as a take off on Choli ke peeche!!!

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  27. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    1)Gup chup gup chup….mujhko ranaji maaf karna mein diwani si ho gayi…Karan Arjun
    2)Tan tana tan tan tan tara chalti hai kya nau se bara…Judwaa..

    80’s and 90’s were full of such songs..

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  28. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Oz: Glad to note my nonsense post opened up the trapped jukebox in you :D

    Rambha Ho here

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  29. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ 32 oz: Thanks for mentioning Gulai go. Me loved it too !
    Have a look once again, old times sake – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzteWKNnHfY

    .
    There was another film callled Rock Dancer which had songs like
    - Traffic Jam Traffic Jam
    - You are my chicken Fry.
    That Maya Govind character seems to specialized in writing weird songs.

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  30. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Oz: Glad to note my nonsense post opened up the trapped jukebox in you :D

    I am trying to paste the Ramba Ho link here, but i thnk it’s going to spam !!

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  31. Arthi V Arthi V says:

    Well, theres this song from a Tabu Ajay Devgan movie. ‘le pappiyan chappiyan pa le hum…’

    i think these are the words..i hope i havent mislead…

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  32. Jile le jile le from Tarzan was a rip off from
    Osibisa’s kile le kile le :)

    Jis Desh Mein Ganga Rehta Hai

    Usne bola kem chhe, kem chhe, kem chhe
    Maine bola em chhe, em chhe, em chhe
    Neend nahin aati hai raaton mein

    Arre yeh to prem chhe, prem chhe, prem chhe, prem chhe

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  33. oz oz says:

    Gulai Gulai guuuu, haann Gulaii guuu
    Milay koi anjanaaa,
    Jo lage jana pehchanaaaa,
    toh dil yeh kahe usay apna bananaaa,
    chahey khud loot janaaa…
    Gulai Gulai guuu, han Gulaii guuu

    (never understood what Gulai Gu meant, but it hell was my favourite in those years)

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  34. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Auwa ooooo dole dole dil mera dole..bole bole dil mera bole..pyar ke liye jeena…Shola aur shabnam.

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  35. Amanda Amanda says:

    ting-ling-ling-ling-ting-ling-ling…Mohe Tu Rang De Basanti (Rang De Basanti)

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  36. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @32 he he gulai guu…!!This is sooo funny.Which films is it?

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  37. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ oz: Mam Mia Pom Pom is a great contribution ! How did i miss it to include ;-)It’s from Justice Choudhary indeed.
    Dil Dhal Dhak Karle laga from Beta is one sexy number to remember too!

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  38. Let the good times roll :)

    Allow me my own guilty pleasure…if anyone anywhere knows which film is this from plz write here… (I heard this on a crowded bus at Park Street, Kolkata)

    [Female chorus]: Kaliyug ki laila hain hum
    Humko kyun aaye sharam!!!

    :) :)

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  39. oonchi hai building,lift teri bandh hai
    kaise main aaon?dil razamand hai
    aaja aaja aaja band baaja leke aaja
    teri yaad sataye dulhe raja,ab to aaja

    ( Judwaa )

    pak chip pak raja babu,chal gaya koi jaadu kya kar gayi haseena,

    ae pak chip pak raja babu, na raha dil pe kaabu,
    aayi nazar kahin na

    ( Raja Babu )

    main jo cycle se jaa raha tha,unho auto se aa rahi thi,kiya tring tring ka ishara, mujhe badnaam
    kiya na

    ( Hero # 1)

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  40. oz oz says:

    @uh, thanks! WOW!

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  41. Amanda Amanda says:

    aa aa ee, eh eh oo, meraa dil naa toddo (raja babu)
    tararumpum (tararumpum) and tararumpum (doli sajaa ke rakhnaa)
    aai yai yo maangtaa hai kyaa (rangeela)

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  42. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    1)Tu ru ru tu ru ru tu ru ru turu-kahan se karun mein pyar shuru.
    2)Tak din dhin tak…jeene ki tamanna jaag uthi is dil mein qayamat ke din tak-Sadak
    3)Tinak tin tana woh dhun to banaja-Mann
    4)San sana na na na sai sai ho rahi thi baag mein-Some govina film.

    Mithun and govinda hold the record for dancing to such songs in thie films.

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  43. oz oz says:

    @Anindya, not sure, it may be a Aamir Khan film… not sure… released between 90 to 92 for sure.

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  44. Ok.. soembody just pinged me on Gtalk to tell me it’s No Entry.. :) which reminds me of another “anmol ratan” from the same movie

    “aririrara eh…aririrara aa…aririrara oh…aririrara eh
    just love me…just love me” :)

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  45. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ Satya: Great additions. Taki o Taki O taki taki taki re was awesome from Himmatwala.
    Clearly Bappi Lahiri was master of such songs :D

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  46. ( Dalaal )

    are chadh gaya oopar re
    atariya pe lotan kabootar re
    gutur gutur,gutur gutur,gutur gutur,gutur gutur
    panchhi deewana chugh kar daana
    udd gaya phar phar re
    atariya pe haa
    atariya pe haai
    atariya pe lotan kabootar re

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  47. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    But when we talk of crazy songs this one takes the cake…Telephone dhun mein hanse wali(beep beep…trrrrr)
    Melbourne machli machalne wali
    Ke jisne sur hai tarasha
    Madona hai yeh natasha
    Zakir hussain tabla tu hai kya

    This one is from a kamal hassan film,Indian.

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  48. Anindya @ 41,

    San sana san, sai sai is from Banarsi Babu-Govinda,Ramya Krishnan.

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  49. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Amanda: Glad to see you too. After reading all the comments all I can say is, It can only happen in PFC !
    Btw, why should we exclude the famous Typewriter tik tik tik tik karta hai, pyar ki baatein likhta hai :D
    .
    Yahooooooo! Agar koi mujhe junglee kahen…

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  50. ( Kartavya- Sanjay Kapoor,juhi Chawla)

    pyaar mein dil ka murga bole kukadu ku i love you ho ruuth ke jaane vaali na ja aaja tu i love
    you

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  51. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    One more Junglee number- Aai Aai Ya Karoon Main Kya Suku Suku !!!
    @oz 6: Ola ola olay… Ola rowww ola row !! I almost had forgotten this song, which I one time used to hum all day :D

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  52. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Aila re lakdi mast mast tu aila re…phir se bol zara jo tu bola re…dekh ke tujhko dil aiiiighaaa dola re…A Sanjay Dutt film…Dont remember the name.

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  53. Amanda Amanda says:

    karle baby dance-vance (hello)
    spirit of rangeela (rangeela)
    yamma yamma (shaan)
    teraa ghussaa (kareeb)

    there is some song mehmood rendered but i CAN’T remember the name :-(

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  54. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Re mamma re mamma re…hum to gaye bazaar mein lene ko laddu …laddu waddu kuch na mila peeche para tattu…Andaz

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  55. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @9 Amanda: Dhoop Ke Sikke was a good contribution!
    .
    @10 Cliff: ROFL number, don’t remember the song, thanks a ton :D

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  56. Amanda Amanda says:

    @anindya (51): film’s name is jung. i used to love that song back then. he he.

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  57. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Rain is falling Chama Cham Cham
    Ladki ne Aankh Mari Gir Gaye HUm..
    Gunehgaar !
    .
    oye tere neele naono waala
    hoye tera laucky kabootar..luck tera luck tera
    ho tere tirche naino waala hoye hoye
    tera lucky kabutar..
    What was the movie ?

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  58. Amanda Amanda says:

    @~uh~(56): waah! kyaa song yaad karaayaa hai!!! film name is daag.

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  59. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @19 Amanda- Ding Dong is mentioned in my post :)
    .
    @ 23 Ram V- Thanks for the link, I was not aware of that fact that it indeed was a fact !
    .
    @24 Sethu: Thanks for correcting, I confused with Auwa Auwa ! Yes I think Vijay Benedict was dissolved in Bendict solition….lol
    I noted that Ring Ring Ringa admission, thanks to Ram V.
    .
    @ 26, 27- Anindya, Sethu: Great mind think alike ?? ;-)

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  60. Jaiganesh Jaiganesh says:

    yeh kya ho rahaa hai yahaan par
    lagta hai poora party shuru ho gaya hai.

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  61. Amanda Amanda says:

    @Sethu: Never mind, I remembered–the neend ke maare song is from naajaayaz

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  62. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    One more Anu Malik antiquity rare premium
    O Daddy cool cool cool
    O mera Beta fool fool fool
    O Daddy cool it
    O mera Beta fool it

    Chahat 1996

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  63. Jaiganesh Jaiganesh says:

    @Aditya (43):
    what a beautipul use of teknology :-) ;-)

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  64. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @27 Anindya- That Judwaa song has dual characteristics; nonsense as well as true blue tapori lingo !
    .
    @ 30 Arthi V: The papiyajhapiya number is from Haqeeqat (1995). You are bang on , thanks a ton !
    .
    31: I thought I have mentioned Osibisain the post, but must have deleted it by mistake. I sometimes wonder how the same Bappida gave music to songs like Yeh Naina Yeh Kajal. That dosco ghost ruined him (or may be not) !!

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  65. Satya Satya says:

    Mutthu kudu kawwadi hadaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  66. Cliff Cliff says:

    @~uh~
    Heres the whole song just for you bro
    Tun Tuna Tun Tun Tuna Tun Taana
    Tun Tuna Tun Tun Tuna Tun Taana
    Naramgi Mosambi Kuch Bhi Pila
    Soda Nahin toh Thoda Pani Mila
    Yooheen Rang Chaayein
    Hosh mein na Aaayein
    Yohein Rang Chaayein
    Hosh mein na Aaayein
    Hosh mein na aayein mujhe itni Pila
    Repeat Chorus!!
    Sung by Amit Kumar, Music Nadeem Shravan Lyrics Sameer.

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  67. Cliff Cliff says:

    A R Rehman at his…errrr….Best?

    marahabaa marahabaa, marahabaa marahabaa
    urvashi, urvashi, take it easy, urvashi
    ungalii jaisii dubalii ko, nahiin chaahiye pharmacy

    jiit kaa mantra hai, take it easy policy
    chaar dinakii, chaandanii yah javaanii fantasy
    urvashi, urvashi, take it easy, urvashi

    jaanatii ho hindii men pyaar ke kitane akshar?
    bol do merii khaatir, pyaar ke do hii akshar
    jiit kaa mantra hai, take it easy policy
    chaar dinakii, chaandanii yah javaanii fantasy

    chitrahaar men bijalii ud gayii
    take it easy policy
    padhane par bhii fel ho gaye
    take it easy policy
    baap ne bolaa, ammaa kaa dushhman
    take it easy policy
    paap kare, aur gangaa nahaaye
    take it easy policy

    urvashi, urvashi, take it easy, urvashi

    jaanatii ho itanaa to, badan men laakhon nadii
    bataa do mujhako itanaa, kahaan main pyaar kii nadii

    jiit kaa mantra hai, take it easy policy
    chaar dinakii, chaandanii yah javaanii fantasy

    nazar ke mil jaane se hii, shiil to bhang nahiin hotaa
    billiyaan na shaakaahaarii, har koii raan nahiin hotaa
    bhalaaii kabhii auraton kii, kraantii ke binaa nahiin hogii
    zamaanaa badal gayaa pyaare, puraanii baat nahiin hogii
    filam dekhane vo nahiin aaii
    take it easy policy
    bagal siit par budhhdhii ho to
    take it easy policy
    sunday ko bhii chhuthtii na ho
    pyaar kare aur not bhii maange
    take it easy policy

    urvashi, urvashi, take it easy, urvashi
    ungalii jaisii dubalii ko, nahiin chaahiye faarmasii

    jiit kaa mantra hai, take it easy policy
    chaar dinakii, chaandanii yah javaanii fantasy

    agar ladakii ko andhere men, aankh maarii to hogaa kyaa?
    agar aazaadii na ho to, svarg milane se hogaa kyaa?
    class men figure nahiin ho to, vahaan padhane se hogaa kyaa?
    biis kii umr kaa jo hai khel, saath men khelake hogaa kyaa?

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  68. oz oz says:

    Oh God, how could I forget the best of all:

    Packa chicka rumpapong pucka chicka pumpangong
    takka tikki takka tikki punchongou gi ga gi
    dekko dekko dekko dekko dekko dekko dekko
    yeh hain Jalwa!
    uh pucka chikki

    (All time favorite Remo from the movie Jalwa starring Naseeruddin Shah)

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  69. Amanda Amanda says:

    eh mere dil tu gaaye jaa, eh aaye aao aaye aah! (KNPH)

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  70. P P says:

    dhin taaka taaka dhin
    a aa e ee, a aa e ee masterji ki a gayi chitthi chitthi mein se nikli billi
    billi khaay zarda paan kaala chashma peeli kaan
    kaan mein jhumkaa, naak mein batti
    haath mein jalti agarbatti
    nahi magarbatti, agarbatti, magarbatti, agar agarbatti
    agar ho batti kachhua chaap
    aag pe baitha paani taap
    taap chadhe to kambal taan
    vip underwear baniyaan
    dhin taaka taaka dhin, dhin taaka taaka dhin
    a aa e ee, a aa e ee masterji ki a gai chitthi chitthi mein se nikla machhar
    machhar ki do lambi moonchhein
    moonch pe baandhe do do patthar
    patthar pe ek aam ka jhaad
    moonch pe lekar chala pahaad
    pahaad pe baitha boodha jogi
    jogi ki ek jogan hogi
    gathari mein laaga chor musafir
    dekh chaand ki ore
    pahaad pe baitha boodha jogi
    jogi ki ek jogan hogi
    jogan koote kacha dhaan
    vip underwear baniyaan
    dhin taaka taaka dhin, dhin taaka taaka dhin
    a aa e ee, a aa e ee maastarji ki a gayi chitthi chitthi mein se nikla cheeta
    thoda kaala thoda peela
    cheeta nikla hai sharmeela
    thoda-thoda kaala, thoda-thoda peela
    arey wah wah chaal to dekho
    ghunghat daal ke chalta hai
    maang mein sindoor bharta hai
    maathe roz lagaaye bindi
    english bole matlab hindi
    if agar is hai but par what matalab kya
    maathe roz lagaaye bindi english bole matalab hindi
    hindi mein algebra chaan
    vip underwear baniyaan…saawadhaan !

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlAjybfEvgQ

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  71. oz oz says:

    MIL GAYAAAAAAAAA

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  72. Cliff Cliff says:

    Gora Mukhda hainn…aahaan ooho aehein
    Gora Mukhda haiiinn…aaahaan ooho aeheinn
    Achako Machako ka karuun raam
    ho gora mukhada hai haan
    Achako Machako ka karuun raam
    mera jivan hai phulava ki daali
    Achako Machako ka karuun raam
    Itihaas
    Lyrics Sameer

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  73. PavanJha PavanJha says:

    aah. When it comes to crazy songs, no match to Kishore da.. be it dheem patapat dheem di papa (Kaaliya, originally used in Jhumaroo), bam bachik chik, mad mad yoodles, ek chatur naar.. and not to forget the craziest of all (one of the toughest male songs, but Kishore da pulled in great style)

    from the film Kahte Hain Mujhko Raaja

    Baam chik, chiki chaam chik,
    bam chik bub chick, bam chik bub chick
    badh ke bol beta bam bam
    badh ke bol beta bam bam
    khidaki khol beta bam bam
    papa log suno, kaka log suno, dada log suno

    you have to hear it to believe it.. Mind blowing song, superbly done by the one and only Kishore da!

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  74. PavanJha PavanJha says:

    Here is the Kishore number

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvEwKJeLg4

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  75. PavanJha PavanJha says:

    as for ARR’s best of the craziest, Urvasi is certainly no match to relatively lesser known “Main Dilli ka Shehzada” in Dharamyoddha..

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  76. Nick Nick says:

    Oh so many crazy songs and …..
    No govinda no 1 items common guys

    coolie no 1
    Main to raste se ja raha tha
    hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwFStpIoJc0

    hero no 1 is the best album

    Main Tujhko Bhaga Laya Hoon
    hxxp://hindilyrics.smashits.com/view-294-MAIN_TUJHKO_BHAGA_LAYA.html

    U.P. Wala Thumka Lagaoon
    hxxp://hindilyrics.smashits.com/view-8560-U_P_WAALA_THUMKA.html

    Bade miya chote miya

    Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
    hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXwM-cNi6co

    Bade Miyan To Bade Miyan
    Deta Jai Jo Re

    Aankhen
    Angna Mein Baba
    hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idIg9NHhWw8
    (this is by far the best :) )

    O Lal Dupatte Wali
    hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ce_Mce70s

    I can think of atleast of only govinda

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  77. Nick Nick says:

    I can think of atleast 50 other songs, only of govinda

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  78. oz oz says:

    what about numbers and alphabets used as liberties

    1. Vidhaata

    a aa e ee u uu a aie udi baba udi baba udi baba
    nasha yeh kaisa
    udi baba
    mujhe ho gaya
    udi baba
    nasha yeh kaisa mujhe ho gaya
    dil mera kho gaya
    a aa e ee u uu a aie udi baba udi baba udi baba

    and ofcourse

    2. Tezaab

    Ek do teen char paanch che
    saat aath nau, dus gyaraah, barah terah…

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  79. Cliff Cliff says:

    @oz
    talking about Vidhaata

    saat saheliya khadi khadi
    fariyaad sunaye ghadi ghadi
    ek saheli ka miya tha doctor -
    kehne lagi kya kehne lagi arey kehne lagi ho~ haai sach sach main kehti hu sun lo
    sabhi arey doctor ki biwi na banna kabhi
    raat bhar muaa sone na de
    injection lagaye ghadi ghadi

    ek saheli ka miya tha driver
    raat bhar moya sone na de pho pho bajaye ghadi ghadi raat bhar moya sone na de
    pho pho bajaye ghadi ghadi

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  80. axw11 axw11 says:

    Tutak tutak tutiyaan……

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  81. Himmatwala is the baap of the Crazy Songs

    * Ladki Nahin Hai tu lakdi ki Khamba hai

    * Wah, wah, wah khel shuru ho Gaya, kuch mujhe mile aur kuch kho gaya, mulakat hai yeh raat hai pyaar ki, ka ka ku ka ki ki.

    In Giraftaar, AB to Madhavi

    Dhoop Mein nikla na karo roop ki raani, Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye, mast mast aankhon mein chalkao na madhira, madhushala bhi pyaasa na lag jaaye( Hopefully AB’s Dad did not listen to this song).

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  82. From Humjoli, Jeetu and Leena sing

    Dal Gaya Din, ho gayi Shaam, Jaane Do Jaana Hai,
    Abhi abhi tu aayi hai, abhi abhi tu jaayi hai.

    Throughout the song, we keep hearing that “tock” sound of the shuttle cock. So many times i play badminton, but never been able to get that sound. Also just wonder how Jeetu and Leena C, manage to have a non stop rally without losing a breath, and singing a song, yaar why dont we send such people to Olympics, Gold Medal to pakka.
    ..
    Anyway if you take the “tock” thing, the song comes like this now
    ..
    Dal gaya din-Tock-Ho Gayi Shaam-Tock-Jaane Do-Tock-Jaana Hai-Tock
    ..
    Abhi abhi tu aayi hai-Tock-abhi abhi tu jaayi hai-Tock.

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  83. Another gem – from Platform ( Ajay Devgan )

    Main chala o main chala,main chala o main chala
    mera nahin koi aur thikana,
    main galiyon ka banjara

    ta ta ta, duniya di ta ta ta

    From Haqeeqat ( 1996 )

    agarakkam tukata, aa nache cha cha cha
    tu meri chiilgozi, main tera chilgoza
    aha ha aha

    ( for this who cant belive what I’ve written,
    listen to it & be even more shocked :) )

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  84. Satya Satya says:

    This is ridiculous–
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlIdH7Wsg4o

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  85. oz oz says:

    @84, its from the movie Jaal starring Rekha, Mithun, Moon Moon Sen and Mandakini. With Vinod Mehra in a special appearance. The title song was “Prem jaal hain, maya jaal hain, sab kuch yahan jaal hain…”

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  86. Satya Satya says:

    @85, I knew but I was so disgusted with it that I didn’t feel like writing anything…still wonder why KK sang it!!

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  87. Arijit Arijit says:

    ding dang dinggggg
    ding dang ding dang ding dang
    ding dang dang
    ding dang ding dang ding dang
    ek do teen char panch che saath aath nou das gyarah barah terah….

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  88. oz oz says:

    Anyone know where one can hear the entire 14 minute Dekho Dekho Yeh Hai Jalwa sung by Remo from the OST (not the Remix)

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  89. Arijit Arijit says:

    Someone asked from which movie is the song ‘gulai gulai go’. It is from a 1992 Amir Khan and Farah movie ‘Isi ka naam zindagi’. I remember this becos it was the remake of a very old and famous bangla movie called ‘Bancharamer Bagan’.

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  90. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @38, 45 Sethu- Wow, real gems you have dug out !
    Especially, the kem chhe kem chhe was a refreshing addendum!
    Btw, I have mentioned Gutur Gutur is the post :)
    .
    I also remember another masterpeice Gapuchi gapuchi gam gam -Trishul(1978) of Yash Chopra.
    Check this out on on yahoo answers-http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090216050443AAZGkhZ
    What a question and what a reply….ROFL !
    That Gapuchi song was used by RGV in Sarkar Raj, to get that Kantilal Wohra (or Vohra or Bhora or whatever)singing in a party !
    .
    @ Anindya: wow ! You have some stock man! Outstanding.

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  91. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @43 Aditya: “aririrara eh…aririrara aa…aririrara oh…aririrara eh
    just love me…just love me”
    ROFl…..this can’t get any better ! I tell you Kolkata & Bengalis are quite fanatics of such crazy songs/ dance numbers. If you notice most of the stalwarts of mad dance numbers like Bappi lahiri, Usha Uthup have a Kolkata connection :)
    .
    @ 53 Ananidya: Re mamma Re ! My dad would have never forgiven me, for missing this one out. Thanks dude ! I grew up listening to him humming Re Mamma and Ai Ai ya Karoon Main kya, suku suku ! As they say insanity begins at home.
    Later when I saw Teesri Manzil for the second time, I recorded all the songs by placing a tape recoder in front of the TV.
    Aaja Aaja Mein Hun Pyar Tera, Allah Allah Inkaar Tera.. Ooo oo Aaja Aah Aah Aaja. remains a favourite till date :D

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  92. Sourav Sourav says:

    1) Khadaa khadaa hai khadaaaaaaa hai..darr pe tere ashique khadaa hai-Anil Kapoor movie in which he is professor.

    2)Pak chik a pak raja babu..chal gaya koi jaadu.na raha dil pe kaabu.-Raja Babu

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  93. cassandra cassandra says:

    TANA TANA TANA NA NA.. dil hai tera diwana TANA TANA TANA NA NA.. dhadkano mein bass jana

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  94. cassandra cassandra says:

    THA THA THA DUNIYA DI THA THA THA

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  95. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @93: WOW! Thanks a ton. Whoever has heard the song has instantly fell in love with it. It was clearly a ahead of its time work from Remo.
    Jalwa was a milestone and Nasir did it long back what Aamir did now with Ghajini !

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  96. Crime-Master-Gogo Crime-Master-Gogo says:

    Best of all!!!

    lakadi ki kaathi kaathi pe ghoda
    ghode ki dum pe jo maara hathauda
    dauda dauda dauda ghoda dum utha ke dauda

    ghoda pahuncha chauk mein chauk mein tha naai
    ghodeji ki naai ne hazaamat jo banaai
    chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag
    ghoda pahuncha chauk …
    dauda dauda dauda ghoda dum utha ke dauda

    ghoda tha ghamandi pahuncha sabji mandi
    sabji mandi baraf padi thi baraf mein lag gai thandi
    chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag
    ghoda tha ghamandi …
    dauda dauda dauda ghoda dum utha ke dauda

    ghoda apana tagada hai dekho kitani charabi hai
    chalata hai maharauli mein par ghoda apana arabi hai
    chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag chag-bag
    ghoda apana tagada hai …
    baanh chhooda ke dauda ghoda dum utha ke dauda

    lakadi ki …

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  97. crazy effect of crazy songs…see the comments.so it works and works effectively.enjoy…

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  98. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @57 Amanda- Yessss! Daag – The Fire to be precise.The movie was kind of inspired from Assassins and Sanjay Dutt played the role of Antonio Banderas. There is a repentance scene inside the toilet, which is a direct copy. Manisha Koirana narrated how she dreams her fututure & Dutt sulks inside the toilet with his gun.
    Anyway, the complete lyrics are-
    Lak Tera
    oe Hoe Ni Lak Tera Patala Jeha Baliye Ni Lak Tera Patala Jeha
    b For Bhangada D For Dance
    nach Le Ho Tap Le Ho Mis Not Chance

    o Neele Nainon Vaala Tera Lucky Kabuutar
    o Pie Ishq Da Pyaala Hoe Hoe Hoe Tera Lucky Kabuutar
    na Na Karake Chaubaare Se Kuch Bol Gai Vo Ishaare Se
    kudi Maar Gai Lashkaare Se Dil Le Gai Loot Kunvaare Se
    chori Chori Chupake Chupake Kaisa Jaadu Daala Hoe Hoe
    ho Tera Lucky Kabuutar
    aay Haay Tera Lucky Kabuutar
    o Neele Nainon Vaala …

    The specialty of this song was the pronounciating the Kabutarrrr….LOL

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  99. Magik Magik says:

    tirkit daana tirkit daana gee gee na na lets dance. jaane tu waala. lol. this is mad mad fun!

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  100. Indraneel Indraneel says:

    Ladki nahin tu lakdi ka khamba hai..
    Bakbak mat kar naak tera lamba hai

    (paucity of time does not allow me to search for movie name)

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  101. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Some more additions from recent films -
    *
    Song: Ruk Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
    Movie or Album: Vijaypath
    Singer(s): Alisha Chinai
    Music Director(s): Anu Malik
    Lyricist(s): Shyam Anuragi
    This song was used in Gulaal by Anurag Kashyap too !
    ruk ruk ruk ruk…….
    ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk, o my darling give me a luk – (2)
    dil meraa dhadake tere liye, dil meraa tadape tere liye – (2)
    gussa teraa wallah wallah, nakhre tere uff uff uff
    love love love love tumse love huwa – (2)
    ruk ruk ruk ruk…….
    *
    Song: Naa Naa Nana Nana Naa Naa Naa
    Movie or Album: Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam
    Singer(s): Sonu Nigam
    Music Director(s): Daboo Malik
    Lyricist(s): Praveen Bhardwaj
    (naa naa nana nana naa naa naa
    naa naa nana nana naa naa naa) – (3)
    dil ho raha hai divana, usape teraa muskurana
    adao se dil ko churana hai ladkiyo kee ada) – (2)
    (naa naa nana nana naa naa naa
    naa naa nana nana naa naa naa) – (2)
    *
    Song: Chak De Chak De
    Movie or Album: Hum Tum
    Singer(s): Sonu Nigam, Sadhana Sargam
    ChaK De-
    Chak De Chak De Chak De
    chak De Chak De Chak De
    chak De Chak De Chak De
    chak De Saare Gham
    chak De Chak De Chak De
    tere Sang Hai Hum….

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  102. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @101: Indraneel- Check Ratna @ 81, its Himmatwala.

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  103. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @40 Amanda- Rajababu song is already mentioned in the post.
    On tara Rum Pum Pum there’s another song from Baaton baaton mein.
    Uthe sab ke kadam dekho rum pum pum. Aji aise geet gaya karo. Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Ta ra rum pum pum. Hanso aur hansayaa karo…..
    .
    . @ 49 Sethu: LOl on that number..what insane lyrics man !
    .
    @66, 67 Cliff- Thankews ! That Urvasi song was more memorable because of Prabhu Deva probably, but a milestone nevertheless.
    .
    @68 oz- Thanks for uploading the original, great stuff !
    .
    @69-Amanda: kudos to your memory!
    .
    @70 P: Excellent contribution. Kitab- Lyricas by Gulzaar and music by RD ! Thanks a lot for enriching the post :D

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  104. Huh! Didnt have patience to check if these songs were already identified here but:
    >> Tu ladka poo, mai ladki poo: Herapheri
    >> Chu chu chu chu… Some Manisha song which was full on masala
    >> ting tidintin ting ting dulhan bano main teri.. dont know which movie
    >> sansana sain sain ho rahi thi baag mein
    >> gapuchi gapuchi gum, kishiki kishiki kum kum
    >>> kuchi kuchi rakama paas aana
    >> gutar gutam gutar gutam
    >>Ting tang tidiktik… guess??? Chakar ghumiyo from Aamir
    >>zoom bum bura.. tum bin
    >>> shakalaka baby
    >>> niso chiso hawa maya hoya ho.. pucha na yaar kya hua beginning
    >> hatu kodi kawadi hada
    More later

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  105. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Pavan Jha73,74,75 : Nothing less is expected from you. If you notice I started my post with Kishore only, the king of nonsense madness.
    I am in love with his numbers like-
    Jai govindam jai gopalam are bam bam naache kishore kumaram bam bam. Jai govindam jai gopalam bam bam bam. Jai govindam jai gopalam bam bam … ( comedy number from the 1970 film Aansoo Aur Muskan)
    Pardon my ignorance, I wonder whether actually writers write lyrics like this verbatim, or it is modified by the music director or singer while composing the tune?
    For example-
    Main Hoon Jhum Jhum Jhum Jhum Jhumroo
    Phakkad Ghunghroo Banke Ghumu
    Main Yeh Pyaar Ka Geet Sunta Chala
    Manzil Pe Meri Nazar Main Duniya Se Bekhabar
    Beeti baton ki dhul udata chala
    Then comes the yodeleeing
    Please put some light on Kishore’s such songs.

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  106. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @76 Nick- I guess we can’t do without people like Govinda- David Dhawan or Mithunda-Bappi Lahiri combo……masters of madness !
    IMO, Govinda songs deserve a special dedication. I remember when we first saw Sarkaile khatiya jaada lage or Angna me baba, it was like blasphemy. Of course, with time definition of obscenity got redefined and we got Rakhi Sawant doing a ‘Dekhta hai tu Kya’ in Krazzy 4 !!! :)
    .
    @ 78 oz: Ek do teen from Tezaab definite falls under crazy song/ dance number!
    .
    @80 axw11- Tutak Tutak Tutiyan originally was a pop number by Malkit Singh. I am not sure Bappi Lahiri’s Ghar Ka Chirag number is based on the same, I remember the original Bhangra number only.
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    .@81 Ratna: Of course Himmatwala is immortal ! Another such gem was Rock Dancer. Those times were ruled by Bappida :D

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  107. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @82 Ratna: Dal gaya din-Tock-Ho Gayi Shaam-Tock-Jaane Do-Tock-Jaana Hai-Tock
    ..
    Abhi abhi tu aayi hai-Tock-abhi abhi tu jaayi hai-Tock.
    ROFlMAO you came late but hilarious contribution. I don’t recall this song, do you have a Youtube link? I remember another jeetendar song where he dances with the heroine on a valley and hundreds of lemons ( or was it orange) flows downhill. Surreal.
    Remember Jeetendra’s Tohfa Tohfa Tohfa, Laya Laya Laya ??

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  108. avn avn says:

    Most of Daler Mehndi’s crappy songs would find a place here:
    Bolo tara ra ra
    Tun Tunak Tun Tun Tunak Tun ta ra ra..
    dholna waje tumbe wali taar….
    Na na na na nare nare nare..
    Dardi Rab rab kardi, lokin kehn chhui muhi….
    Nabi Buba Nabi….
    He’s made most people think that’s what all Punjabi songs are!! gosh I hate this guy……

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  109. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @83: Those lyric was mindblowing.
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    @84; Will have to check that video from home.
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    @87, 89 Arijit- Thanks a lot for mentioning Banchharane’r Bagan. Many old memories came alive instantly :)
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    @92 Sourav : The film is Andaaz (1994) by David Dhawan. Please read this hilarious article- http://www.telegraphindia.com/1050729/asp/etc/story_4934066.asp
    ‘Juhi Chawla had squirmed and sobbed when she had to enact a song, Main hoon maal-gaadi mujhe dhakka laga, in David Dhawan’s Andaz.’
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    @ 94 Cassandra: Lovely, which movie was it ?
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    @97Crime Master: Masoom ! Evergreen….
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    @100 magik- Sure ! Why to leave out Aye Masakkali Masakkali Ud Matakkali Matakkali from Dilli 6 ?

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  110. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Na na na na na re na re na…Saade naal raho ge to aish karo ge…zindagi ke saare maze kaise karoge…saade naal

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  111. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    I think Duniya number from Dev D would also be included. Amitabh bhattacharya’s lyrics are cool -
    heyy.. duniya…
    duniya duniya duniya
    yeh duniya badi gol hai
    heyy.. duniya…
    duniya duniye duniya
    hai isme kitne jhol
    .
    galiyon galiyon chappa chappa
    aplam chaplam laare lappa
    tauba tauba rabba rabba
    jee jee jee jee
    .
    tola pal mein
    pal mein maasa
    pol mein choora
    pal mein faasa
    aagdam tigdam
    dekh tamasha
    jee jee jee jee

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  112. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Neeli neeli aankhen meri main kya karun
    Gore gore gaal mere main kya karun
    Hoonth mere lal lal main kya karun
    Kale kale baal mere main kya karun
    chehra main le jaun kahan
    husn ko chupaun kahan
    romeo hazar aage peeche daude….

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  113. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Ladki hai tu kamal ki
    barud o wali hai palki
    kya shirt hai kya mast jeans hai
    kya tez hai rez hai lagti current hai

    Ventakesh and Raveena Tandon..i dont remember the name of the film.

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  114. oz oz says:

    Oh God, it’s about poetic liberties in lyrics… so why not…

    Sabun bina gora badan kaise hoi… (Main Khilona Nahin)

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  115. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Also, I remember one more gem from Kamal Swaroop’s Om Darbadar. Check out the lyrics of the first original brass band song, which inspired Emosanal Attyachar.
    The psychedelic lyrics go like….
    A! A! A! Mohabbat Humsafar ho jaa!!!
    B! B! B! Mohabbat humnafar ho jaa!!!
    DE! DE! DE! Mohabbat Humsafar ho jaa!
    Meri Jaan AaaAaaAaaAaa
    Meri Jaan BeeBeeBeeBee
    Meri Jaan Dededededede
    Meri Jaan Ceeeceeeceeceee
    Pritam aao Sitambar tabse, haseen mohabbat ka maheena X 2
    Pritam aa gale lag jaa! gale lag jaa! gale lag jaa!
    Dill toot raha hai! Jaan jal rahi hai! X 2
    I say it baby X 2
    O My BRIDE!!!! X 2
    Its like a sea baby! Its like a mounted lady(?) X 2
    MITHYA HAI SANSAAR!!!! MAYAA HAI SANSAAR!!!!! X 2
    Its like a sea baby! Its like a mounted lady(?) X 2
    Mooh pe lagaya powder, baalon mein scent dala, ]
    Hotel mein raat kaati, theater mein din guzara ] X 2
    Naye fashion se (ahn haan), nayi pojition se (oh ho) X 2
    Bolo haseen, dill mein ja phasee X 2
    Phir bhi mainnn!!!!!

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    Can anything go more random ?
    Lyric source- http://twentyonwards.blogs.com/twenty_onwards/2008/12/in-search-of-om-dar-badar.html

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  116. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Aaja mere gaadi mein baaith ja
    Aaja mere gaadi mein baaith ja
    Long drive jaenge full speed jaenge
    kahin bhi na rokenge hum
    gaana baajana khaana peena
    gaadi mein hoga sanam…Miss 420

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  117. tarun tarun says:

    sahebaan zara gaane ki gehrayi par dhyaan farmaiye-

    “jab tak rahega samose mein aloo
    chipki rahegi tujhse yeh shalu”

    sirjee kya baat hai kya baat hai

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  118. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Shakalaka baby shakalaka baby
    mudhke to dekh i yaar
    shakalaka baby shakalaka baby
    humse kar lo pyar
    No no no no no no no no no no
    Pyar ka jawab de de
    Mujhe yeh gulab de de
    Shaiyo shaiyo shaiyo shaiyo
    Dar rrrr na tuu
    Na na na na na na kar na tu
    Jo bhi kehna hai tujhe kore kagaz pe likh de….Film Nayak

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  119. parul parul says:

    I one love four u three….bolo 143 yaane i love u..bolo 143.. :)

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  120. Anindya@ 114- the movie is Taqdeerwala :)

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  121. Unable to post some Govinda gems- since I’m getting a spam alert

    oz, editors please help

    Another gem

    Padosan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal
    tera murga hua hai deewana

    ( Big B in Jaadugar)

    Are bahar hai problem, ghar me hai problem
    aage peeche,aaju baaju,problem hi problem
    dont worry ,be happy,dont worry,be happy

    ( Toofan)

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  122. some ARR gems

    Ek ho gaye hum aur tum,to udd gaye neend tere
    aur khanki payal masti mein to kangan khanke re
    humma,humma,humma humma humma
    (Bombay)

    Jaadu,
    Aiyyayo illevo
    maangta hai kya voh bolo,haan bolo
    maangta hai jaan yeh le lo,yeh suhaanii shaam

    (Rangeela )

    and one of the craziest of all

    Soni de nakhre sone lagade o mainu
    soni de nakhre sone lagde
    Oh keinde, funk funk funk
    Oh jannah jannah keinde
    Oh keinde funk funky jam, oh keinde
    Oh jannah jannah, oh keinde

    ( from Partner )

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  123. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @123 Sethu: Humma was mentioned in the post and Rangeela theme was mentioned by Amanda :)

    You got the Partner song very right, but the lyrics gone slightly wrong…lol
    ‘funk funky jam’ is actually ‘pump up the jam’…
    The song is called Soni De nakhre and the actual lyrics go like this
    oh keindie pump up the jam, oh keinde oh, jannah, jannah

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  124. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnHRky_hvys

    I saw this movie on DD when very young, those days used to play badminton a lot during evenings. So many times i tried to get that “Tock” sound, no luck.

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  125. Manish Manish says:

    wow!!what an exhilierating stuff.. Puraana jaman yaad aa gaya.

    BTW, there r couple of more crazy songs, one is from padosan though i don’t think it belongs to this league but still it starts on a crazy note -
    “Bhai battoor, bhai battoor…hum jayenge kitni door”

    Yeah govinda and mithun are the undisputed champions of such seedy stuff but amitabh is also not far behind. Ther was a song in Mard –
    “Hum to tamboo mein bamboo lgaye baithe…”

    There is one more in Kal, aaj or kal -
    “tik tik tik tik, tik-tik-a-tik-tik
    chalti jaaye ghadi..”

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  126. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @120 Parul: Now that’s what I call successfully research. What was the movie?
    This song is mentioned in another post in PFC- http://passionforcinema.com/those-who-dont-learn-from-history-are-condemmed-to-repeat-it/

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  127. tarun tarun says:

    “darwaja khulla chhod aayee neend ke maare”

    chhat pe soya tha behnoyee main tanne samajh ke so gayo
    mujhko ranaji maaf karna galti maare se ho gayi..

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  128. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    One more song found from Subrat’s post-
    Film: Mawaali
    MD: Bappi Lahiri
    Lyrics: Indivar
    Singers: Kishore Kumar, Asha Bhosle
    Picturized on: Jeetendra, Jaya Prada

    The song went: “Oui Amma Oui Amma Mushkil Ye Kya Ho Gayi, Tere badan mein toofan utha to saree hawa ho gayi”

    video here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t7cFm02c78

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  129. Manish Manish says:

    There is another old time favrt. Thi is frm Aashirvaad..

    rail gaadi, rail….chuk chuk chuk chuk chuk chuk chuk
    sammne wala station bole ruk-ruk-ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk
    tadak bhadak lohe ki sadak…

    yahannse wahan whan se yahan…

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  130. tarun tarun says:

    from ashanti –

    dil ki ghadi arre ghadi ghadi na jaane kare kyon tik tik tik
    ek second mein ek tik aur kabhi ek se bhi adhik
    had se bad jaati hai tik jab dekhu koi beautiful chik

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  131. sorry. i hv joined in quite late, n going thru all the comments, i hv forgotten whether its already mentioned or not:

    ek chatur naar karke shringaar, mere man ke dwar me ghusat jaat, hum hasat jaat, arere,aree, aree…

    hey thaam, hey thaam….

    Padosan (KK)

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  132. title song of kal aaj aur kal (Kapoor trinity):

    tik tik tik tik, tiki tiki tik tik..
    chalti jaaye ghadi, kal aaj aur kal ki dekho, judti jaaye ladi..
    tik tik tik tik, tiki tiki tik tik..

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  133. pallo latke re mharo pallo latke, jara sa haan, jara sa hey, jara sa seedho ho ja baalma mharo pallo latke…

    (probably the only song when i hv seen jaya bhaduri dancing…)

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  134. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Remembered one more song with tara rum pum pum
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    John Jani Janardhan. John Jaani Janardhan Tara Rum Pum Pum Pum Pum, Saahib Ne Bulwaaya Haazir Hoon Main Aaya.
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    Does you have the link of this song of Kishore ‘Bubumbubum Bobby, ho gayee badi kharabi’ from Ghar Ek Mandir?
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    @126 manish- Great contribution, though I can’t recall the song, please give a link if you know one. I think this comment section will end up as Blogworld’s most exhaustive thread for Crazy songs !
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    @128 tarun- That song does’nt really example great poetic liberty or weird words, you see. What is the film @ 131 song ? Good one that.
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    @ Ratna- thanks for the link. Btw, do you think that Sanjay Kapoor’s famous constipated ‘Aati Nahi’ song should fall under poetic liberty ?

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  135. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Satyaendra ; Was missing you :)
    After this hyperactive participation & contribution it is difficult to find a song, unless very rare. 132 was repeat, but 133, 134 is fresh contribution, Thanks !
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    This song from CC2C would also qualify-
    hai nahi teer talvaar, nahi goli, nahi goli
    tu khud har teri fauj, tu hi toli, tu hi toli) – 2

    taaron ko pakad len de, tej dhaaron ko jakad len de
    aaj phatte chak len de, ho chak len de
    aaj phatte chak len de, o chak len de
    o ho chak len de, aa ha chak len de, oho chak len de
    suraj ko tak len de, ho tak len de
    aaj phatte chak len de, ho chak len de
    (Music & lyrics by Kilash Kher)

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  136. Sethu, another Rahman gem

    Teri gaaleeon mein koi mard na choddonga
    aurat bhi na choddonga… Telephone dun mein hasne wali!!

    Another awfully corny song of Manisha:
    chu chu chu…
    ungli daal ke soti hun main…… apne kaanon mein
    khol ke leti rehti hun main…… apne ghar ka darwaza

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  137. mustafa mustafa, dont worry mustafa, jhum hain tumhare mustafa, day by day badhta hai, dil dil se mil jaata hai, jaadu hai aisa friendship ka..
    (duniya dilwaalon ki – its a dubbed version of kaadhal desham, with tabu & abbas). cant recollect the name of the other hero.

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  138. hmmm… this one is a gem….

    rabbi re ralli, gullab ki kalli, dil churrake mera, tuu door kahhaan challi….

    (yaarana – madhuri-rishi-raj babbar film)

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  139. dont know whether this shud qualify as a thread on this post or not, but two songs i can immediately recollect with the sargam-words:

    *sa-re-ga-ma-pa-pa-pa-dha-ni-pa-dha-ni
    arre gaa rahe hain sang tere saajna…(abhinetri)

    *sa-re-ke-sa-re-ga-ma ko lekar gaate chale,
    papa nahi hai dhani si didi, didi ke saath hain saare.. (parichay): gulzar saab. maaf karna, u shudnt hv been mentioned here with ref. to this post…

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  140. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ Satyendra: Rabbi re ralli definitely would find it’s place. The songs of Abhinetri & parichay are more like timeless classics than nonsense.
    Don’t worry about Gulzaar, Someone called P already had done the honours for him [comment # 70]. :D
    Btw, Beedi jalaile is also written by Gulzaar, so he has ventured into ‘item numbers’ as well….

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  141. axw11 axw11 says:

    From some mithun movie

    humko mary nahi maangta
    humko lilly nahi maangta
    humko sandra from bandra nahi maangta
    to kaun maangta
    hey julie julie
    johny ka dil tumpe aaya julie
    tere liye chadh jaau suli
    tu hi toh meri jaan hain

    humko tony nahi mangta
    humko peter nahi mangta
    humko cycle wala michael nahi maangta
    to kaun maangta
    johny johny
    julie ka dil tumpe aaya johny
    tujhko hi maanu main apna honey
    tu hi toh meri jaan hain

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  142. @ axw11: that was jeete hain shaan se… mithun/govinda/sanju baba/madhuri/mandakini

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  143. uh@ 124- Rangeela theme is quite different from what I mentioned in 123 i.e the Aiyayyo song in Rangeela- you can check it out.The Aiyayyo song is sung by ARR himself ( probably his first Hindi track as a singer ) and Shweta shetty.

    And regarding the lyrics of Soni De Nakhre from Partner- I seriously wonder agar lyrics writer ne hosh mein woh sab likha tha :)

    ok one more gem , its from Eena Meena Deeka

    ‘towel mein bahar jaogi to hulla mach jaayega ‘

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  144. @ uh: yeah, i had that guilty feeling while naming the songs of abhinetri & parichay.

    .

    btw, u didnt comment abt mustafa song…will it qualify?

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  145. has anyone mentioned this jeetu gem:

    jha jha jha jhopdi mein, chaarpai….

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  146. that shud read as
    jha jha jha jhopdi mein, cha cha cha chaarpai….

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  147. Jha- Jeete Hain Shaan Se doesnt have Madhuri it has Mandakini & Vijeyta Pandit.

    another gem-

    ‘katoon ki kismat mein salaam apun ka
    aji potti patana hai,potti patana hai
    tane din tandana, tandana tandana’

    from Big B’s Desh Premee

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  148. another Govinda gem-

    tik tik baaje dil ki ghadi,
    ghadi ghadi,dil ki ghadi
    aaogi na shaam ko che baje aaogi na
    subah ke che baje jaogi na

    its from Gair Kanooni- Govinda,Sridevi & Rajnikanth.

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  149. Amanda Amanda says:

    oye hoye party abhi bhi chaalu hai! here’s one more: tunnak tunnak truck jalandar: OLLO (OLLO)

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  150. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Na gilaf na lihaf thandi hawa bhi khilaf sasuri
    Itni sardi hain kisi ka lihaf laile
    Ja podosi ke chulhe se aag laile
    Bidi jalaile jigar se piya
    jigar mein baadi aag hain….Omakra

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  151. sethu @ 148: my bad, i got slightly confused with ilaaka which had madhuri with sanju baba.

    thx for the correction, my Theasaurus….

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  152. hey, another one:
    disco station..disco..yeh hai pyaar ki, hathkadi..disco station..disco

    was it bhavani junction or hathkadi?

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  153. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @153 Satyendra I used to love that song when they played it on rangoli every sunday…I think it was picturised on Reena Roy.

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  154. Phenk hawa mein ek chumma main catch kar loon
    ishq kiya hai ishq mein thodi aish kar loon
    ( Ram Jaane ) and the same movie had the
    pump up the bhangra song too :)

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  155. Jha@ 153

    its from Hathakadi

    disco station disco
    chhodo chhodo meri raahein,meri baahein
    aa haha, yeh hai pyar ki hathkadi

    Yea Anindya it was picturised on Reena Roy

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  156. Sethu @ 156: plz refer to the last two words of my comment no. 152

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  157. Jha- agar main tera thesaurus hoon to tu mera
    sounding board hai :)

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  158. Rofl Indian Rofl Indian says:

    Floodgates have opened! This is not just passion for cinema, this is craziness :-D
    I’m sure this must have been mentioned somewhere above, but I find this Khalnayak number quite innovative:

    Cook cook cook cook
    cook cock cook cook
    choli ke peechhey kya hai..

    Loosely translated into English it means ‘whatever lies behind the choli requires 8 times cooking!’ :-D

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  159. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Tu uuuuu Mungra mungra mein gur ki thali
    mangta hai to aaja ras nahi to mein yeh chali
    David dhawan ish lyrics in the 70’s.

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  160. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Ek garam chai ki pyali ho
    Koi usko pilane wali ho
    Chahe gori ho ya kali ho
    Seene se lagane wali ho
    Mil jaye to mit jaye har gham mmmmmm
    tara ram pam pam
    tara ram pam pam
    tara ram pam pam….

    Picturised on Salman khan…sung by…he he Anu Malik and film’s name Har dil jo pyar karega

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  161. OM OM says:

    Bam chiki chiki Bam..chiki bam..bam chiki chiki bam

    Ek doosrein se karte hain pyar Hum( from HUM)

    Tu Tak Tu Tak Tutiya..I Love You( Chunky pandey)

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  162. Geeta Geeta says:

    rocking party going on here! my 2 cents:
    1. Mayya Mayya, Gulabi taare chun le saare chun (gulabi taare?)
    2. Kannngannn khankhhe re hamma hamma, hamma hamma hamma
    3. Ayyayya Sukkoo sukkooo (the first really wild song i ever heard)

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  163. “are white white face dekhe, dil ma beating fast
    sasura chance maare re, o very happy in my heart
    koi chance maare re”

    from the one & only Tashan

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  164. Uddhav Parab Uddhav Parab says:

    Super hilarious dude n please dont forget lyrics like, Love mera hit hit soniye, toh fir kaisi khit pit soniye!

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  165. axw11 axw11 says:

    From Shola aur Shabnam…

    Gili Gili oooo…Gili Gili oooo…aaaa aaaa…
    Gori…Gori…O baa ki Chori…
    Sharmilee o Nakhrewali…..
    Haath mein kangan…kaan mein baali…
    Bholi Bhali….koi Matwali…..
    Banegi meri gharwali….

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  166. axw11 axw11 says:

    An Atul Agnihotri movie…

    Rain is falling chama cham cham…
    Ladki ne aankh mari gir gaye hum…
    tun tana tun…tanan tanan….

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  167. axw11 axw11 says:

    Thak Dhina Dhina, tak Dhina Din….
    Ye na teri hain…..
    Bom..Bom…Bom…Bom….
    Bombay meri hain….
    Jam ke Bajao….band – baaja…
    Main to hoon yaaro…Bombay ka raja…

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  168. vedika vedika says:

    hiii… awesome post…
    But haihuku hai was karishma not shilpa shirodkar.

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  169. Cliff Cliff says:

    Tak Dhin Dhin Tak Dhin Dhin
    Tak Dhin Dhin Tak Dhin Dhin
    Ghode jaisi chaal
    Haathi jaisi dum
    Oh saawan raja
    Kahaan se aaye tum!

    Dil Toh Paagal Hain

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  170. Cliff Cliff says:

    Or was it Tak Dhum Dhum??
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  171. Stone Stone says:

    Osaka moraya…One-two ka four

    Opening lines of “Hawa hawai” – Mr. India

    Nach chalak ke naach lachak, lachak lachak ke naach — Dalpati

    My heart goes hmmmm hmmmmmmm… — Saalam Namastey

    Taxi-taxi mere dil ki taxi — Some AB movie

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  172. Satya Satya says:

    1) Chandi ki cycle sone ki seat
    Aao chalo drling chale double seat
    2)Khatoon ki khidmat mein salaam apunka
    Tane din tandana tandana tandana
    3)Kuchh mere dil mein fi-fi
    Kuchh tere dil mein fi-fi (CID-Dev Anand)
    4)Hum nahi ghoomte hai ghoomtaa hai sara jahan
    aha o aha o aha
    tu ru ta ra o tara o tara (Jaani dost)
    5) hun huna re hun huna (Kajol-Vikas bhalla)

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  173. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    WOW ! Responses still pouring in and everyone is bang on topic. Thanks to all contributors.
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    @ 144 Sethu: Sorry, my bad. It is the ‘Mangta hai kya song’ you mentioned. After reading so many song lyrics and movie names, I am suffering from, CDD (Cinema Confusion Disorder). But I can’t complain, as I started it :-s
    Regarding hosh, I believe some writers must be getting external help of substances like grass or alcohol, but there are desi geniuses like Sameer, Indivar , Bappi Lahiri and Anu Malik.
    Lol @ the towel song….I think it was the sexiest thing Juhi Chawla ever did :D

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  174. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Hai Huku from Gopi Kishan has Sunil Shetty and Karishma, not Shilpa Shirodkar. She is now married to Apresh Ranjeet and settled (I think) in Holland.
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    Oz@1, Mama Mia song’s from Justice Chaudhary
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    Satya @3, Ta na na na song is from Sone Pe Suhaga, not Sherdil.
    That other song goes- Tu ru ru Tu ru ru Kahan Se karu main pyar shuru (Elaan- Akshay Kumar)
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    Oz @7 Tuna Tunna song’s from Adharm
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    @16 Ramba Ho is from Armaan (Raj Babbar liberating Goa from the Portugese) isnt it?
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    Arti @ 30, Papiya Zapiya ’s from Haqeeqat
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    Cliff@67, Pavan Jha @75 Urvasi lyrics were by PK Misra so dont blame Rahman!
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    Cassandra @95 Tha tha tha is from Platform
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    @99, you are confusing Daag with Khauff and Kartoos.
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    Neeraj @105 Chu chu chu song is from Cheetah and has Ashwini Bhave. Anyone care to read the lyrics?
    Yeh Pagal Manva dole
    Jab kisi ki khataiya bole
    Chu chu chu
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    Anindya @114 It’s Taqdeerwala
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    Parul @120/ @127 That song’s from Aadmi (Mithun). Music by Jatin Lalit.
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    Sethu @123, Partner lyrics are
    Soni De Nakhre Sone Lagde (The lovely girl’s got lovely tantrums)
    Kaindi (She says)Pump up the Jam Kaindi Pump up the jam.
    Not meaningless, but not Shakespeare either !
    ———

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  175. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Neeraj @ 137, Isnt that song from Khauff? (Also has Jaspal Bhatti doing something in the frame, I think)
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    Satyendra @147 That one’s from Mawwali
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    Satyendra @ 153 That’s Hathkadi alright.
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    axw11 @ 167, 168
    Rain is falling – Gunahgar
    Bombay Ka Raj – Rakhwala
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    Satya @173, Chandi Ki Cycle – Bhabhi
    Hun Huna Re – Taaqat
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    Many more worthy contenders for this list exist
    I love you, Zala Mala Prem Zala, Maar Dala (Mahasangram. This one is supposed to be half-Marathi, but still is grammatically way wrong! BTW anyone knows why this film never turns up on any of the movie channels?)
    Boi Boi Bam bam Boi – Laadla
    Chinai Chun Chun – Janta Ki Adaalat (Prabhuji)

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  176. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @145, 146 Satyendra: Of course Mustafa song (Kadhal Desam-Tamil, Duniya Dilwalon Ki) qualifies. I remember there was some controversy and the word ‘Mustafa’ was changed to ‘Dilruba’. But I think that was for the song Ya Mustafa from Aatish. Please correct me if I am wrong.
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    The same thing happened with another song-
    S*xy S*xy S*xy mujhe log bole,
    Hello sexy Hi sexy kyon bole
    Where ‘S*xy’ was later changed to ‘Baby’……
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    No, no one has mentioned the jeetu number, which sounds promising!

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  177. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @176 Sanjeev: Chinai Chun Chun is mentioned in my post. It’s from Prabhuji’s Jallad and not from Janta Ki Adaalat.

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  178. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @150 Amanda- Bang on again. I was just thinking of including OLLO and ChaK De Phatte ( Duniya Ut patanga-Lyrics by Jaideep Sahni)from KKG !
    One more song on these lines can qualify-
    O Pape Pyar Karke pachtaya
    Movie: Pyar Ke Side Effects
    Singer: Labh Janjua

    Ye Just Move It,everybody In The Party, Just Move It
    if U Feeling The Spark, Just Hands Up
    if U Wanna Get Down, Just Hands Up
    one Charm Let Me See U 2, Just Move It
    everybody In The Party, Just Move It,
    if U Feeling The Spark, Just Hands Up
    if U Wanna Get Down, Just Hands Up
    (we Can Play A Ride By Now This Time
    u Can Be My Man N I’ll Be Ur Wife) – 2

    o Paape Pyaar Karke, O Paape Pyaar Karke Pachtaya – 2
    maine Socha Ek Akela, Main Rahoonga Kitna Re
    dil Kabutar Ud Gaya Mera, Dekh Ke Chehra Chikna Ve
    phitte Muan, Phitte Muan, Phitte Muan, Dil Ne Bura Fasvaya
    o Paape Pyaar Karke, O Paape Pyaar Karke Pachtaya – 3

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  179. avn avn says:

    @179(uh):
    I dont think it is ‘o pappe’, I think its ‘tauba main pyar karke pachtaya’

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  180. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @180 avn: Even I thought it was tauba till I read the lyrics here- http://www.hindilyrics.net/lyrics/of-Pyar%20Karke.html

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  181. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @159 Rofl Indian-
    I notice you have typed
    Cook cook cook cook
    cook cock cook cook

    That cock is a typo? Knowing you I guess not………;-)
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    @160 Anindya- hahaha…which movie was it ?
    161- lovely song that was, with typical Anu Malik modulations. Thanks for putting it.
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    @162 Om- Amamzing, the Hum number was not mentioned yet.
    @163 Geeta- 1 is a fresh contribution, 2 is mentioned in the post & 3 in comment section. Net net it’s only one cent from you :)
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    @ axw11 – 166 is a great ! 167 is Gunehgaar already discussed. 168 from Rakwala is an great contribution ! Thanks a lot dude.
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    @ 169 Vedika- Huh…how can I , thanks for the value add :)
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    @170/ 171 Cliff- That Dil to pagal Hai number is already mentioned in my post.
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    @ 172 Stone- Awesome contributions, especially the Mr. India number.

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  182. *km* *km* says:

    A couple of additions to this phenomenal list (which btw deserves an award for being the single largest source for all the crap to have ever emerged from Bollywood musika )

    1. It was from a movie called Miss 420, which starred none other that Punjab’s gift (?!) to mankind, Harjit Singh Sehgal (aka Baba Sehgal) …

    Aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja (2)
    Long drive jaayenge, full speed jaayenge,
    Kahi rukenge na hum ..
    POM POM.

    2. Another gem from PFC’s favourite son, and India’s very own Bling King, Bappida (who else ?!)Don’t quite remember which movie it was from, but im sure some enterprising soul on this page will have the answer to this too !!

    You are my chicken fry ..
    You are my chicken fry …
    Kabhi na kehna gudiye bye bye bye. (WTF ???!!)

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  183. Cliff Cliff says:

    Zoo Zoo Zoo Zoo Zooooooo
    Zoo Zoo Zoo Zoo Zooooooo
    Yashoda ja nandlaaal….

    -Jaya Prada
    I think its Maa/Khalnayika…cant be sure if its already mentioned either. :P

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  184. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @182 it was Vinod Khanna starrer Inkaar with Helen dancing in a bar.
    @183 its Sanjog
    @173 Hun huna re-Was thinking about this song yesterday but was not able to remember the lyrics.Which film was it?

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  185. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Ui ba ba ba re ba
    Ui ba ba ba re ba
    Ui ba ba ba re ba ba ba haan
    Pyar pyar karte karte tumpe marte marte
    dil de diya,dil de diya haan haan haan—-Judaai

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  186. Manish Manish says:

    some more all time crazt classics that came to my mind and i feel have not covered so far-

    Dharmendra – arre rafta rafta dekho jaan meni ladi hai…..with an over-the-top kishore ending…haaaiiii dadadi-eee-dadadodo…haaaiii (kahani kismat ki)

    Amitabh – the opening line of My name is anthony gonsalves – (Amar Akbar Anthony)

    and of course – CAT, cat maane billi….

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  187. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    Main to huun paagal yeh kahu har pal
    Kar koi hulchul hone de hone de hone de hone de
    Koi deewangi….

    Ped se tod le machliyan
    Billi o ko tu gana sikha
    Chand ko kar de chakor tu
    Aur suraj tikona bana
    Bina pahiye ke gaadi mein chal
    Bhool ja apna ghar ka pata
    Le ke haathi ko muththi mein tu
    Cabre dekh le uunt ka…

    Film-Baadshah

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  188. 1. a aa ee… u uu O, mera dil na todo …
    2. U aa ooo, mein kya karu, mukhda tera bha gaya …
    3.chikapikarika bambole, mere aage piche sab dole (gentelman)
    4. Pak chik pak raja babu, ….
    5. ruki ruki si zindagi … ee ayi ya aa aa o o o….
    6. Shom Shom Shom Shamur Sha sha …. (Tehelka)
    7. aa ke sidhi lagi aise dil pe katriya….
    ….. O Gori O gori, badke mudhan chirabhi chakad…
    8. yodley yodley uhu yodley yodley yu …

    Most of the Himesh reshammiah songs innocently falls into this category for me.

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  189. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @183 *km*- Nice try dude ;) Unfortunately both your contributions are repeat- check comment # 64 &117. I promise a laurel wreath to you if you can come up with a new song.
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    @184 Cliff- yup, Sanjog it is. You get a laurel wreath for bringing a new song on the forum :)
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    @ 186 Anindya- Aha ! Your song reminds me the Usha Uthup Number from Dushman Devta ( Music Bappi lahiri)

    Lyrics -
    pyar kiya humne kiya kya bura kiya
    kaun hai woh jisne yahan pyar na kiya
    uri uri baba, uri uri baba,uri uri baba, baba
    I think it’s in the same tune of the Bengali verson- Prem jegechhe amar mone gaichhi ami tai…etc
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    @189 Jaykumar shah- 1 is in the post,4 is mentioned earlier. Rest are good ones, Laurel wreath to you too, especially for 7 (Half Ticket) :D

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  190. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Two more fresh entries. So Laurel wreath to me too-

    1. Mohra
    “tu cheez badi hai mast mast…tu cheez badi hai mast…..
    nahin tujhko koi hosh hosh ,
    tujh par joban ka josh josh
    nahin tera koi dosh dosh,
    tu cheez badi badmast mast ,
    tu cheez badi….:”

    2. From Biwi No 1- the famous mirchi song
    “Hai hai mirchi – Ooh ooh mirchi
    Uff uff mirchi – Fuff fuff mirchi
    Hai hai mirchi…
    Ho teri leher buri, teri zehr buri
    Teri leher buri, teri zehr buri
    Teri leher buri, teri zehr buri
    Ladgayi dil pe – hai hai mirchi…”

    And @ jaykumar 189/3-
    The lyrics from Prabhu Deva dance number from Gentleman goes like this
    “ek pak chik pak raile….mere aage peeeche sab dauden, main hoon raaja sab ke dil ka saath mere tu hole….”

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  191. some more gems

    tun tunak tun,tun tunak tun,tun tunak tun
    kya kehti meri aankhein, deewane mere sun

    ( Hera Pheri-2000)

    chota bachcha jaanke humko aankh dikha na re
    tupi dupi dub dub
    akal ka kacha samajke humko na behlana re
    tupi dupi dub dub

    ( Masoom- 1998)

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  192. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Sethu: Wow ! Still new entries…you too get laurel wreath :D

    I am able to remember one more romantic number
    from Baghi ( Salman Khan)Lyrics- Gulzaar
    Tap Tap Tapori
    Aajoo bajoo aane wale, daayein baayein jaane wale saare kahte hain humein Tapori, tap tap tapori

    I still remember the visual, Salman dancing with an umbrella..
    :D

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  193. P1J P1J says:

    @uh,

    While I enjoyed the post and the comments.. I have objections about the word “poetic liberty”.. as most of the songs quoted here have nothing to do with Poetry as such… It is like quoting all K serials to be taking Cinematic liberty to whatever they have been showing..

    To quote Poetic Liberty let me provide a few examples

    “Hamne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mahakati khushabu”
    which had even stalwarts in the industry (like Naushad saab) then calling it nonsensical..

    O maanjhi re (kinara) where gulzar saab used
    “Paaniyon me bah rahe hain kai kinare toote hue..”
    Paaniyo.n is an unusual example of poetic liberty

    another interesting one is Shakeel saab writing “Do Hanso Ka Joda bichhad gayo re” while Joda always referred as “Ek Joda” of two (by default)..

    -Pavan

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  194. uh- thanks for the honour

    some more gems-

    rum,vodka,tharra piya,
    yeh cheeze hain risky

    Altaf Raja in a Prabhuji-Jackie movie- Yamraaj?

    another one from the same movie I guess

    ishq aur pyar ka mazaa lijiye
    thoda intezaar ka mazaa lijiye

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  195. Satya Satya says:

    @173
    The song, tu ru ru is picturized on Dharmendra and Saira Bano, an old movie song, I forgot the movie. The other funny song from this movie was, dal roti khao prabhu ke gun gao.

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  196. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @194 P1J- Well, if you read the second paragraph once again, you would find the subtle sarcasm embedded. You will also find words like ‘masterpiece’ and ‘gems’ in the comment section describing crap songs, while the real masterpieces and gems are quoted by you.
    This was meant to be a fun post.
    :)

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  197. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @195 Sethu: That Altaf Raja- Prabhuji movie is not Yamraaj but Shapath. I knew the song but had to search for the movie and i found these two interesting post on PFC, loosely related to our topic

    One- http://passionforcinema.com/nabbe-ka-tees-90s-ka-30/
    Two- http://passionforcinema.com/bollywood-in-the-90s/

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  198. uh- yes I was confused between Shapath & Yamraaj.Seen both those threads,quite interesting.In fact I’m one of the chief pariticipants of the bollywood in the 90’s post by Ratnakar :)

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  199. Lemme comment on one of the milestone numbers n be a part of this historical thread…

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  200. hey, has anyone mentioned dum dum diga diga, mausam bhiga bhiga…?

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  201. my bad, i just saw it, its in the main article itself. sorry.

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  202. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Why am I not able to post comments? Its showing server error..

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  203. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Is there some word limit in comments? Same error again …!

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  204. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Further to my @176 (Sorry had to leave midway. Anyway, back now!)
    uh @190, here’s my bid for the laurel wreath (I m sure most of these flights of poetic fancy haven’t been covered):-
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    Angrezi me kehte hei ki… dictionary song from Khuddar (Big B)

    Ek Rasgulla Kahi Phat gaya re… Izzatdar (Chichi Madhuri)

    Meri pant bhi sexy…it goes on to Thari mummy bhi sexy thara daddy bhi sexy… Dulara (Chichi)

    Mere dil ki pattri pe daudegi tere dil ki rail..aashik engine mashook dabba dono ka ye kaisa mel..chak chuk chak chuk… Aashik Mastane. This movie had the Rock On director Abhishek K in a lead role!

    Bombay se train chali (oooooon oooon)
    Dadar se bogey chadhi (ooon ooon)
    Surat me soorat ka deedar ho gaya
    Delhi aane se pehle pyar ho gaya.. Zaalim (Akki)
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    Jaipur se nikli gaadi delhi chale haule haule.. Chhori ka dil chhore pe..something something…Gurdev (Rishi Sridevi).
    Lot of trains around here…!!

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  205. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Further to @205 above
    Mera dil le gayi oye kammo kidhar main dekhu usko idhar udhar… (Sunny Paaji doing his stamping in Ziddi. This movie had no character called Kammo. Just the song)
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    Tapka re tapka ek aur tapka… Mahaanta (Sanju baba tormenting Amrish ji)
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    Song from Guddu
    Thandi me paseena aaye na bhukh na pyas lage
    kya yehi pyar to nahi (It is alright till here. then it goes on to) daddy se pooch loonga!
    ——
    Aslam bhai
    Dubai ka chashma cheen ki chaddi (ouch!!)
    aur irani chai… Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega
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    Boxer bhai…from Hathyar (Mahesh Manjrekar, not JP Dutta). Ridiculous bcoz there’s no character by that name in movie. Sanju baba is referred to as boxer bhai in just the song, not anywhere else in the movie
    Lot of bhais around here too!!
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    Miao miao…Trinetra (Shilpa Shirodkar playing a cat!!)
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    Most of the songs from Prabhuji-Sridevi starrer Waqt Ki Awaaz were utterly ludicrous. Mercifully I dont remember the lyrics any more.

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  206. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Further to 206
    Nana Patekar’s song in Krantiveer goes
    Maine dekha jab teri nazro ke through
    Kabhi hundred one kabhi hundred two…
    Then it switches to Marathi!!
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    Two songs from Big B’s Coolie
    1. Dono jawani ki masti me choor tera kasur na mera kasur
    na tune signal dekha na maine…
    accident ho gaya rabba rabba
    2. Lambuji Lambuji, bolo tinguji…(Big B and Chintu having a suggestive camel-top threesome with Shoma Anand)
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    The baap of them all is a song that goes AANDARLU MAANDARLU… Its from Vikram Bhatt’s Elaan. The opening line shocked me so much I refused to hear it any more. So I dont know the lyrics. Anu Malik Amar Rahe !
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    Daang ding daang ding mumbai ki chhokri
    Nimbu naarangi mosambi ki tokri (Zakhm starring Shatru and Chunkie) BTW Mumbai was still Bombay in 1989 when this film released!
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    Mera dil tota ban jaye
    Kaisa mithu mithu bole haye…Paap Ki Duniya (Copied from a blockbuster Marathi song)
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    Excuse Me, Kya re.. Style (Ridiculous, but fun)
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    Amma dekh tera munda bigda jaye… Stuntman
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    Mirchi o mirchi kamaal kar gayi
    Dhoti ko phadke rumaal kar gayi…
    Jurmana(Prabhuji). I know I should’ve made this comment PG !!
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    Ole Ole.. Yeh Dillagi (The song that made Saif a star. It really means nothing.)
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    Akhiyon se goli maare… (Dulhe Raja)
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    Ladke Aaj Ke Ladke Akal Ke Khali Jeb Ke Kadke… Vijaypath (This substandard song has chorus chanting ‘oh bloody, oh blooddah’ and Danny going ‘Ullu Ke Patthe’ every two seconds)

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  207. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @206 Sanjeev when I think of tapka re tapka now its simlply hilarious!!!Rememeber it was supposed to be the comeback film for Sanjay Dutt?The story is that he is taking revenge and after killing each person he sings this particular song.I still dont know why Madhuri agreed to do this one….Same like Mrityudata….

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  208. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @207 remembered from the last line…in Pardes too there was this line..”Oh bloody di di,oh blodah dah dah,o blodu du du,what to do?”…Subhash Ghai inspired from Vijaypath..!!!!he he

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  209. ANINDYA ANINDYA says:

    @206 I remember one song from Prabhuji’s Waqt ki awaaz.Irshad hai:

    Ek do teen char,pyar chahiye kitni baar
    Paanch chai sat aat nau dus
    Bas bas arre bas….

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  210. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Now time for some David Dhavan beauties (Am sure most of these havent been covered too):-
    1. Chalti hai kya 9 se 12
    and Lift teri band hai… Judwaa
    ++
    Aao chalo hum kare kahin Nain matakka…Loafer
    ++
    Kaan ke neche baja Dalunga
    Kharcha paani tumko de dalunga.. Chor Machaye Shor
    (Bobby Deol and Rajat Bedi running riot)
    ++
    Main tujhko bhaga laya tere ghar se
    Tere baap ke darr se…Hero No 1 (Character of Baap doesnot exist in the movie. Refer Kammo and Boxer Bhai at 206 above)
    ++
    Cheenti pahad chadhe marne ke vaaste
    ladki kare fashion ladko ke vaste.. Haseena Maan Jayegi
    (This one beats me absolutely. What could be the meaning of this stuff?)
    Also What Is Mobile Number, What is your style number.. from same film. (Wrong English? Never mind. It’s David Dhavan)
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    Govinda minus David Dhavan produces equally classic stuff
    Main potti pataunga magar hallu hallu… Wah Tera Kya Kehna
    Dil tera hai deewana ayyayyo ayyayyo… Muqabla

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  211. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    I am visualizing David Dhavan having a brainstorming session with his lyricist and rejecting his songs one after the other because more than three words in a line happen to sound coherent !!

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  212. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Anindya @209 That ‘Obla Di Obla Du’ thing is from some English song. The lines in Pardes are closer to the original while Anu Malik Maharaj in Vijaypath has made it into ‘O Bloody! O Blooddah!’ Unimaginable!!

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  213. cassandra cassandra says:

    uh @ 110 – i don’t know the movie but i guess it has akshay kumar

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  214. Prasad Prasad says:

    Sanjeev @207
    That Coolie scene becomes a foursome if you count the camel! Ha ha ha!

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  215. Bondguy Bondguy says:

    Lag Ja Gale se mere THAAAA kar ke
    Akhiyo se ishq bayaan karke (GOlmaal Returns)

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  216. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    uh@110 and cassandra @214,
    I suddenly remembered it. Ta na na na is from Suhaag (Akki-Lolo)

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  217. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Further to 216 above
    Mention of Suhaag should take us to Gore gore mukhde pe kala kala chashma..
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    Further to 211 above
    David Dhavan’s creativity hit a new “haaye” with
    Dil ka panchhi bole ku ku ku ku
    Sanso ki bansi bole ku ku ku ku
    Mujhko pasand teri ku ku ku ku
    Tujhko pasand meri ku ku ku ku
    Roz karenge hum ku ku ku ku
    (Andaaz. Anil and lolo thrusting hips vigorously together with a chorus of 100. Such a sublime sight!)
    ——-

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  218. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @Sanjeev 205,206,207,211, 218
    You not only get Laurel Wreath, you also get the White Robe to go with for your magnificent contributions. Hats off !
    Except for Ole Ole from Yeh Dillagi, which is mentioned in the main article, all others are original and examples of Crazy songs exercising ‘freedom of expression’ or ‘ poetic liberty’ or whatever…..
    Also thanks for identifying Suhaag.

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  219. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Laurel Wreath to Anindya for 209.
    Laurel Wreath to Bondguy for 216.
    Waqt ki Awaz was a milestone. Thanks for reminding ek do teen char…..that panting song !

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  220. B Desai B Desai says:

    From Inkaar—–
    Mungda Mungada
    Me gud ki bani
    Mangta hai to aaja rasia…

    —————————-

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  221. Magik Magik says:

    dis one is from the debut film of puru rajkumar –
    kukukuku kukurukuku kukukuku kukurukuku… main hu ladka tu hai ladki main kanwara tu kanwari… hum dono jis din se miley, na jaane kyun log jaley, pyaar ke dushman haath maley!

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  222. ok here are some more-

    O Mummy mummy, O Daddy daddy
    jis se meri shaadi hogi, jis se meri shaadi hogi
    aaj maine woh ladki doond li hai
    O M U M Y, O D A D Y

    ( Deewana Mastana )

    Hogi tu bijli ya sholay,magr mujhe kya?
    de de mera de de tu bees rupaiyya
    twenty rupees my twenty rupees

    ( Jeevan Ek Sangarsh)

    barah aana de, barah aana de, barah aana

    ( Akshay Kumar- was it Insaaf or Tarazu?)

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  223. and here is more-

    Ek Tera Bhai, Hai Zyappa, Ho Bada Shadaye, Hai Zyaappa,
    Ek Teri Behna, Hai Zyaappa, Bhainge Naina, Hai Zyaappa,
    O Piyo Piyakkad, Hai Zyaappa, O Maayi Fakkad, Hai Zyaappa,
    O Chaachu Langda, Hai Zyaappa, Aye Paave Bhangra, Hai Zyaappa,
    Kehn De Tennu, Hai Zyaappa, Oye Door Pitte Mooh, Hai Zyaappa..

    O Nach Da Sab To Aage Aage, Scent Laga Ke, Sehra Saja Ke
    O Nach Da Sab To Aage Aage, Scent Laga Ke, Sehra Saja Ke
    Uthe Bhaade Da Suit Boot Neeche,

    Tennu Ghodi Kinhe Chadaya, Bhootni Ke,
    Tennu Dulha Kinhe Banaya, Bhootni Ke,
    Bhootni Ke, Bhootni Ke,
    Ho Tennu Ghodi Kinhe Chadaya, Bhootni Ke,
    Tennu Dulha Kinhe Banaya, Oye Bhootni Ke,

    from the great Singh is Kingg

    also another recent gem

    Hai Hai…Hai Hai Hai……..
    Hai Hai…Hai Hai Hai..Hai Hai..Hai Hai Hai
    Hai Hai…Hai Hai Hai..Hai Hai..Hai Hai Hai

    Tujhe Aksa Beach Ghuma Doon, Aa Chalti Kya….Hai Hai…Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai…Hai Hai Hai
    Tujhe Aksa Beach Ghuma Doon, Aa Chalti Kya; Chacha Ki Chai Piladoon, Aa Chalti Kya
    Sun Sab Ke Baatein Pak Gayi, Tere Saath Ghoom Ke Tak Gayi
    Are Jaane De Jaane De Jhoote Bahaane Se Aise Na Sapne Dikha
    Chup!! Bachchan Se Tujhe Mila Doon, Aa Chalti Kya..Hai Hai Hai Hai Hai..Hai Hai..Hai Hai Hai

    from God Tussi Great Ho

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  224. cassandra cassandra says:

    Another gem from David dhawan’s earliest movies Shola Aur Shabnam..

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  225. cassandra cassandra says:

    gili gili oooo gili gili oooo awaaaa. oh gori gori. oh banki chori.. sharmili oh nakhre waaaali.. haath mein kangan kaan mein baali.. bholi bhali koi matwali.. banegi meri gharwali.. gili gili oooo gili gili oooo awaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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  226. cassandra cassandra says:

    Another one.. Ouwaaaaa ohohoho (don’t remember rest of the lyrics) . This comes when govinda goes to divya bharti’s b’day party. The “Ouwaaaaa ohohoho” is flicked from some 80’s english pop number

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  227. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Tu hai mera Kukku Kukku
    Main hoon teri Kukuku Kukku
    Home Delivery. But I am not sure if it should be counted in this list bcoz it is actually designed to be a parody of Jitu-Mithun kinda songs. Vivek Oberoi is dressed in white and there are matkas and colourful cart-wheels in the background.

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  228. B Desai B Desai says:

    From Ladlaa
    Oe Oe Bumb babum boe, Main Raju Deewana


    Tutak Tutak Tutiya, I love you
    Tu he mera mera Mahiya, I Love you…


    From legendary film Justice Chaudhry

    Saath mere aaogi, kaha
    Ice creame Khaogee, Haha

    Paas Bulate ho, ice cream khilate ho,
    Bolo Iradaa Hai kya kya kya

    Apna Yeh vaada hai, kya
    Nek Irada Hai, wah wah
    Tumko Gumaonga, Duniya Dikhaunga
    Aayega Tumko Maza,

    Tarampu Rampum
    here is the link :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPclPKcXN0&feature=related

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  229. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Laurel Wreath to Sethu and Magik both :D
    Infact, how did all of us miss those obvious numbers on 223 ! That Barah Aana de song was hilarious, and it was pronounced like barana Deeee….barana deeee…
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    @226 cassandra- already mentioned.
    Why to exclude Bom Bom Bole/ Masti me dole from TZP ?
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    Sanjiv- lol…are you trying to find logic?

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  230. cassandra cassandra says:

    From Hera Pheri – main ladki paun puan .. tu ladka paun paun pauna puan paaun

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  231. Cliff Cliff says:

    Chaka raka chi chai cho chaka lo rum
    Gando vando laka raka tum
    Akko takko iddi giddi giddi go
    Iddi pai vidi pai chiki chaka cho
    Gili gili mal sulu sulu mal
    Maka naka huku buku re
    Tuku buku re chaka laka
    Bikko chikko sili sili sili go
    Bagad dum chagad dum chiki chaka cho
    Hey hey hey hey ehhhhhh….

    Bum bum bum
    Bum bum bum bole
    Hey bum chik bole
    Arre, masti mein dole

    Bum Bum Bole, Masti Mein Dole

    Taaren Zameen Par
    SEL

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  232. Satyendra Jha Satyendra Jha says:

    tu ru ru tu ru ru tu ru.. kahan se karoon main pyar shuru..

    dont know the name of the film

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  233. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    Satyendra @233 Its from Elaan. I think its already mentioned.
    —–
    Hum 2 premi chhat ke upar gali gali me shor..
    Aararara o re ararara… TU Chor Main SIpahi. (Akki and Tabu creating more ’shor’ than the galiwalas)

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  234. Here are some more-

    Diktana diktana diktana
    dik diktana diktana diktana
    bhabhi tum khushiyon ka khazana
    diktana diktana diktana

    (HAHK)

    Gadbad ho gayi, are seeti baj gayi

    ( Chaalbaaz )

    batata wada,batata wada

    ( Anil Kapoor movie, not sure of the name )

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  235. some more gems-

    bulbula re bulbula, mujhko baahon me mila

    ( Govinda again- not sure of the movie )

    Kahan gir gaya, oh kahan gir gaya
    dundo sajan, button meri kurti ka

    ( Ahankaar- Prabhuji,Mamta Kulkarni)

    chocalate,lime juice,ice cream toffiyan
    pehle jaise ab mere shauq hai kahan

    (HAHK)

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  236. some more-

    dil tera hai deewana, aiyayyo aiyayyo

    ( Govinda – Muqabla I guess ?)

    main laila chillaoonga, kurta phadke

    ( Govinda- Anari No.1)

    Ek din college gaya tha..
    Mill gayi ladki haseen maine yeh socha kar doon ishaara
    ladki hansi toh phansi
    Do duni chaar hua re.
    pyaar hua pyaa hua re

    ( Govinda again- Mahasangram)

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  237. A b c d e f g h i j k l m ,n o p q r s t u v w x , y z …i love u

    ( Hum Saath Saath Hain- how did we miss this )

    hello madam ,hello madam i am ur adam?

    ( Shaadi No.1)

    ek chumma tu mujhko udhar de de,aur badle main ,up bihar le le

    ( Govinda- Chhote Sarkar)

    huiya huiya huiya huiya huiya huiya huiya huiya huiya,puna poochuk poochuk pooo…” by Remo fernandz- Khamoshi

    also from Khamoshi-

    shingalinga yeh yeh,shingalinga yeh yeh o wah

    Mummy ko nahin hai pata, mummy ko nahin hai pata

    ( Chocolate )

    Tadpaye tarsaye re,saari raat jagaye re,
    pyar tera dilli ki sardi

    ( Zameen)

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  238. subah subah jab khidki kholun
    baaju wali ladki haye haye haye
    dil mera bole hello how are you oye how are you

    ( Yash- I remember dancing for this song in college :) )

    batti na bujha mujhe lagta hai darr
    andhere mein ho na jaye kuch gadbad
    kuch gad bad..

    ( Gopi Kishan )

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  239. axw11 axw11 says:

    from Masti

    Chain khuli ke main khuli, main khuli ke chain khuli
    Chain khuli ke main khuli ki chain
    Dil ka panchhi kare dhamaal, pinjere mein na isko daal
    Lad jaane de ladte hai jo nain
    Mauj manaaye, dhoom machaaye, masti mein kaatein din rain
    Ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho, ho ho ho ho, ho ho, ho ho ho ho yeah

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  240. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @ Styendra, Sethu & axw11- Genuiene contributions. You guys deserve to be in the Crazy songs hall of fame.
    That Bulbula number and Aararara o re ararara chhat ke upar made me remember thoise silly days too :-)

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  241. cassandra cassandra says:

    From Makdee.. ungli daba ke angootha bandungi taun taun

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  242. cassandra cassandra says:

    from prem diwane (madhuri,jackie,pooja bhatt,vivek mushran) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP .. PPPP Piya . GGGG Jiya. piya tune mera jiya le liya

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  243. cassandra cassandra says:

    Tu mer atota main teri maina (chunkey neelam movie)

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  244. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    I remembered 3 more more songs-
    1.khambe jaisi khadi hai
    ladaki hai ya chhadi hai
    shola hai phooljhadi hai
    pattakhe ki ladi hai
    aankhon mein ghussa hai
    labon pe gaali hai
    From Dil
    2. From Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
    Hum dono hai alag alag, hum dono judaa judaa
    Ek duje se kabhi kabhi rehte hai hum khafa khafa)-2
    Ladki dekhi munh se seeti baje haath se taali – 2
    Saala aila usma aiga pori aali aali….

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    And last the Yana Gupta famed item number from Dum
    Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo
    Babuji zara dheere chalo
    Bijli khadi yahan bijli khadi
    Nainon mein chingaariyaan
    Gora badan sholon ki ladi
    Oye, babuji zara dheere chalo
    Bijli khadi yahan bijli khadi
    Nainon mein chingaariyaan
    Gora badan sholon ki ladi
    Hey giri giri giri giri bijli giri
    Hey uspe giri uspe giri lo gir padi
    Arre re re re re giri giri giri giri bijli giri
    Ispe giri uspe giri lo gir padi
    :D
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    @236 Sethu- That Bulbula song is from Aunty No 1.
    *
    Cassandra- Good additions ! That PPPP song was hilarious :)
    Thanks !

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  245. mai ek disco ek disco…
    tuu ek disco ek disco
    duniya ek disco..
    disco 82….disco 82…..disco82
    lalalala

    (Khuddar-1982)

    woh laal laal,teekhi teekhi,
    ek pal me hai chaba gaya
    tota mirchi kha gaya
    tota mirchi kha gaya

    ( Suno Sasurjee)

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  246. another prabhuji ‘hit’

    mirchi o mirchi kamaal kar gayi
    dhoti ko phad ke rumaal kar gayi

    and we all missed this

    bangle ke peeche ,teri beri ke peeche,
    pia aha re pia o pia…kanta lagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    aslam bhai,hey aslam bhai
    dubai ka chashma.. chin ki chaddi..
    aur irani chai..

    ( love ke liye saala kuch bhi karega)

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  247. B Desai B Desai says:

    From Satya…

    Goli maar bheje mein, ke bheja shor karta hai..
    ….

    Mama Kallu mama…
    -

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  248. B Desai B Desai says:

    From Dilli Ka Thug

    C A T cat, cat mane billi


    From Kitaab,

    Dhim taka dhum dhim taka dhum
    A Aa E EE…
    Masterjee ki aa gayi chitthi…
    chitthi mein se nikli billi…
    .
    .
    .
    V I P underware baniyan
    [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfrvSuqpC_0]

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  249. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @246/ 247 Sethu- Disco 82 & Mirchi kha gaya deserves to be here.
    Prabhuji’s mirchi & Aslam bhai is already mentioned by others :)
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    @ B Desai
    248- The one and only crime rap :)
    249- It’s already mentioned with the full lyrics @ #70 with the youtube link :)
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    One more contribution from me, from Satte Pe Satta
    Dukki pe dukki ho
    ya satte pe satta
    gaur se dekha jaye
    koi fark nahi albatta
    koi fark nahin albatta

    :D

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  250. Sanjeev Sanjeev says:

    The song that got me burst out laughing was from ‘Sirf Tum’written by Sameer Kalidas:-
    Pehli pehli baar mohabbat ki hai
    Kuch na samajh me aaye main kya karoo…
    He probably means you are better prepared the second time..!

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  251. cassandra cassandra says:

    A few more..1.Ae kya bolti tu 2.Ae shivani (khoobsoorat) 3.Main tera tota.. tu meri maina (chunkey-neelam movie)

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  252. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Awesome entry !
    LML baba LML-2
    hone de baba LML
    Samm sabere LML
    Monday to Sunday LML
    LML LML kya hota hai yeh LML ?
    Love me lots baby
    Love me lots baby
    LML baba LML-2
    GTH baba GTH
    hone de baba GTH
    Samm sabere GTH
    Monday to Sunday GTH
    GTH GTH kya hota hai yeh GTH?
    Go to Hell baby -2

    masterpeice from Hathkadi !!

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  253. B Desai B Desai says:

    few more…

    1. Jumma Chumma De de… from Hum
    2. Imosanal Atyachar… Dev D
    3. Teyyab Ali Pyar Ka Dushman Hay hay… from AAA
    4. Padosan Apni Murgi ko rakhna sambhal ke
    Mera Murga Hua Hai Diwana …. Jaadugar
    5. I am a street dancer … Ilzaam
    6. Assi chutki nabbe taal, ragad ke khaini muh me daaal … Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
    7. Mard tangewala hun mein mard tangewala
    Mujhe dushman kya marega mera dost uparwala
    8. Signal Pyar Ka Signal… From Bhagam Bhag
    9. Dekho meri bate sunke hasna nahi,
    Sach manke use fasna nahi,
    ….
    Madhuri mili mujhe raste mein,
    Khaye chane humne saste mein… – Some govinda movie

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  254. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    Found this hilarious video
    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeEIhpnBYfw]

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  255. cassandra cassandra says:

    Some more.. (1) .ladki.. sheher ki ladki. (2). kya adaa kya jalwe tere paaro. (3). Ajj na chodenege tujhe dam dama dum (4). Kya gaadi hai.. kya bumper hai.. (5). Chori chori ham gori se pyar karenge. chupe chupke dil ki batein 4 karenge. (6) rekha ko dekha tune hema ko dekha.. main lagti hu sridevi lagti hu.

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  256. ~uh~ ~uh~ says:

    @254 B Desai- Not all yout suggestions strictly fall under category, but #6 would definitely be. The idea is to find such songs which uses meaningless words or uses repeat words meaninglessly to suit the tune.
    Emosanal Attyachar is quite a ‘proper’ song that way, if you leave that ‘ gay gay gay gay gay gay’ part :D
    *
    Does anyone have the video link of that “Annan Fannan” Song from Hathkadi ?

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  257. cassandra cassandra says:

    hey one more classic song if anybody has heard of it. it has govinda .. sone ki cycle chandi ki seat.. chalo chale darling chalein lover’s steeet :D :D

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  258. B Desai B Desai says:

    @257 point noted.

    Here is one more from movie Love 86 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdfsChqO0A]

    Loooooooooooooove 86
    O Miss De De Kiss, Aaya hai 86,
    O Miss Miss, De de kiss kiss, aaya hai 86

    O Miss De De Kiss, Aaya hai 86,
    O sanam kehta hai mausam pyar ka time hai fix.

    shak shik sha sha ha….
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  259. ScrapManic ScrapManic says:

    One more.. ichik daana michik daana .. daane upar daana

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  260. axw11 axw11 says:

    Kathmandu..Kathmandu….O Mandu…O mandu…
    Dum bhar le pyar ka tu, bol bol ke shiv shambhu….

    searched for these lyrics..was linked to an earlier article on PFC that had these lyrics…reposting it here…

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  261. ~uh~™ ~uh~™ says:

    You can see few more new additions to the list on my blog.

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