Sunday 100 : The girl wants to sleep with…
Sorry about a late Sunday 100… just came back from the LA Film Festival after a late show of To’s “Exiled”…
Ok… this Sunday 100 gets kinky… partly because our dear Anurag Kashyap is hell bent of getting a kick out of messing with the series… and I’m hell bent on not letting him have it…
So here goes…
Recently Anurag posted an incident where he was slapped by a husband who’s wife was going gaga on Kay Kay Menon while speaking to Anurag. Anurag offered help and the hubby left in a huff…
So this week the topic is :
Imagine you are at a theater, coming out of the movie. You have a woman in tow. It could be your wife, girlfriend, colleague… anyone you know. You both see Anurag at the theater and talk to him… and the topic is —
The Girl with you… wants to sleep with Anurag Kashyap
Anurag Kashyap
Abhay Deol
Dibakar Banerjee
Hansal Mehta
Khalid Mohamed
Kundan Shah
Anish Kuruvilla
Jaideep Verma
Manish Gupta
Navdeep Singh
Bhavani Iyer
D. Santosh
Onir
Ashvin Kumar
Ramu Ramanathan
Sudhir Mishra
Pankaj Advani
Revathy
Saurabh Shukla
Shilpa Shukla
Sujoy Ghosh
Suparn Verma
Santosh Sivan
Shashank Ghosh
Shivajee
Pavan Kaul
Partho Sen-Gupta
Prroshant Naryannan
Sam Langoria
Satish Kasetty
I couldn
Ek lounda sachee pyar ki talash main nikala…
Sab ne uske zeb ko dekha dil ko na dekha..
Wo tho tha albela..aur sex ke maamle main dedicated..
Uski aankoon main bhi armaan the
Blame it on Black Friday.
My colleague Mira Schelling from USA was crazy about Anurag ever since. We went to Landmark at forum, Bangalore to buy his DVDs.
Mira went ballistic as AK was signing the audio CDs of
anurag bhaiyya condom ka istamaal zaroor karna varna………..
Your stay depends on the TRP of programme.
Bring some material baby to send shocks to idle minds of audience.
You are pretty, sexy and intelligent.
Just use your skills to trap him.
You are not sleeping with him in real.
Just make him ready to drink, rest will fall in place. Who vouches for celibacy?
If he shows restrained behaviour you may compel him to say something which helps us.
Here he is!
Hello Anurag, meet Sandhya, a big fan of yours.
She wants to start a new feature on the changing phase of Hindi cinema with your interview.
YRF expect anything. Got the seat next to a Girl All Green.
One look at AKs face and he was convinced about what I had told him.Chor ki daadi mein tinkaa. AK had asked me straight coming out with his true persona from behind the thick jungle that if I allowed my girl to sleep with him he will produce my indie. I agreed. So did my girl.Later on AK derided my desperation and resorting to pimping. I could afford to as I had hired a high class callgirl to do my bidding.We are the same AK. Smooth operators.Desperados in action.Partners in crime.With girls and gall.
Priya oh my dear priya…we broke up 6 months ago…my fault..all my fault…my fascination for cougars…Priya walked in when i was on the verge of a release…point of no return..glasses shttered..few slaps on my face..bitch..cunt..cougar..words uttered..shatter…Priya was shattered…6 months later with 8 red-roses…i go to meet up Priya to patch up….i give her roses..sip wine…crowd goes berserk…i hear the crowd whispering Anurag Kashyap…Priya goes missing…maybe she is in the rest room…lemme take a leak…Priya comes out of the uni-sex restroom..followed by Anurag….i find my roses lying on the floor…along with White fluid around it…
Guys…………………what crappy things everyone has written…………..come on use ur creative abilities well to come up something good
We were used to having long arguments. But this one was longer and heated than the usual ones. Rashmi and me called ourselves
main kya gaya do din aur oz ne yeh rang dikhaya..
the girl was very upset with me..
she told me phata anurag nikla OZ.
chehre pe chehra..
lekin chehra pehenne se kya hota hai..
Oz to phir bhi oz rehega, jo chaar din pehle aa chuka , OZ kahan se aayega..
badle ki bhavna le ke chaloge to badle tujhe nahi chodega..
woh bhavna se bahut pyaar karta hai..
aur OZ badle na badle, BHAVNA ka BADLE nahi badlega
woh BHAI hai jo , oz ko maar dalega
aur oz ko blne ko bas yehi rahega “PASSIONE, passione”
Go Decipher..
rejected. 101 words as per microsoft word :p
Well, very passionate about cinema! A whole bunch of very sensitive artists!!:o
Umesh just chill. This is not a contest to be judged..its just a platform to give expression to what one feels at the moment..And who is going to be an arbitrator to what is good and what is bad..Ya Sheikh apni apni dekh..
“BHAVNA” seems to be the new BUZZZZZZZZZ word…..yeh “bhavna” “bhavna” kya hai????