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Last fall as me and the gang of desis from Bombay were winding up our NY adventure we suddenly realised that we needed to do some heavy duty shopping. I wasn’t as concerned as the rest coz I had gotten admission to my place of study in LA and knew I’d be returning soon but for the others it was au revoir time.

So me and my buddy (code name Enigma) land up at Macy’s to ravish and pillage during one of their frequent sales. I for one never shop there coz I find the clothes too expensive and not really suited to my style of dressing. More about me later.

So anyways Enigma is eying a $200 pair of sunglasses and I’m trying to talk him out of it saying the money would be better spent buying some fancy electronic gizmo. He looks at my pityingly and says “Chutiya tu bahut …