The Torture Series 3: Bhavani Junction
Warning: Post contains strong language and sexual content.
Imagine, me entering my hitlerian Dad’s room. Imagine me asking for his permission to go out and see a movie called Bhavani Junction. Then imagine Pitashree’s right hand moving in slow motion, big tight palms connecting to my left cheek sending me flying out of his room in slo mo. Had that incident happened, I would never have dug deep into Bollywood films, never have the desire to blog and never would have reviewed any movie in my life.
All you new age Bollywood hating blogging punkers, just imagine that. HA! That incident never happened. I simply picked up my books to go to tution class and instead was standing in line to buy the ticket of Bhavani Junction at Mayur Cinema close to my house.
Now Mayur Cinema, and I’m not sure if it exists today, had a knack of being missed by people who would go there for the first time. If you went to watch a movie at a theater called “Mayur” and you’ve never been there before you would, I can guarantee, have a tough time locating the theater.
The problem was that you were on the right street but would keep walking up and down the street passing a tabela each time but never find Mayur. The problem with your search is, you did not look hard at the tabela. The darn tabela was Mayur Cinema.
I dread to think what would happen if Mayur still exists. I dread to think what would happen if it is showing a movie, a classic that is not available anywhere. I dread to think what would happen if me and Biwi-jee are visiting India and by chance are walking right in front of Mayur Cinema and Biwi-jee goes “Look that’s the movie not available anywhere I want to see it.”. Lastly I dread the moment when Biwi-jee, 10 minutes into sitting inside Mayur, whips out a screw driver from thin air and starts stabbing me out of the sheer horror she experiences in this theater called Mayur Cinema.
So on one hand there is this horrifying bhoot bangla slash tabela called Mayur Cinema. And on the other hand there is this movie that goddam no one has heard about called Bhavani Junction. Add to this me with a ticket in hand, about to enter Mayur Cinema to watch Bhavani Junction. Kitna Maza Ayega
The Torture Series continues…
BHAVANI JUNCTION (1985)
Everything and everyone was B Grade and C Grade in Bollywood in those days. Even the stars. Be it Shatrughan Sinha, Shashi Kapoor and yes even Amitabh Bachchan. Writers, Directors, Technicians had fallen into this degrading and a quality spiraling downward trap. I have no idea why. I have no reason to give why this happened. No one and I mean no one was making movies that was even close to being called “above B grade cinema”. An occassional Naam, Arjun, Jalwa, Dacait or JP Dutta’s - if you don’t like the desert, kiss my ass - movies. Everyone including the then top directors like the late Manmohan Desai and Prakash Mehra were making B Graders.
Every movie had 6 crying scenes, 5 fight scenes, 7 songs, 2 rapes and one loving character dying for God knows what reason - scene. That was it.
Bhavani Junction was no different. So we have a chota parivar sukhi parivar opening scene. Sir Shatrughan Sinha is a big time cop, possessing a slim sexy wife called Rati Agnihotri and a kid - who appeared in every movie that needed a kid in those days, so lets call the kid - The Kid.
Rati tells Sinha she needs to take kid out for shopping. Sinha says he has a meeting. So Rati with The Kid sit in an open top jeep to go out shopping and in the next shot they are driving in a soonsaan jungle. What motherfucking shopping malls existed in soonsaan jungles is beyond my knowledge and experience. But then it was the 80s and anything was possible.
Suddenly… yes there was also this phenomenon called “Suddenly” in 80s. So suddenly Mazhar Khan and Mahesh Anand appear on horse backs and ride next to Rati’s raddi jeep. Of course it goes without saying that their intentions are not - to put it mildly - “proper”. Something gadbad in their eyes and they look at Rati as if she is daal-batti. Rati asks in her typical stern virgin ironpants look “Kya Chahiye?”.
The late Mazhar Khan (with all due apologies) answers “Hamara mood theek karna hain”.
By that answer it was obvious that in the eighties the gabroo jawans in India who suffered from depression or off-moods had not heard of Prosaic or Zantac or even Pepto Bismol. Their only solution to get off depression was to go out and rape men and women.
So to theekao their mood, Khan and Anand pounce of Rati while the helpless The Kid escapes on one of the horses, the two suffering from depression gabroo jawans were riding on.
And while Khan and Anand are going anand he anand over Rati and her crying “Bachao bachao..”… The Kid riding Khan’s horse reaches the office-place of Shatru-jee where he is having a meeting. Such were the 80s that no MapQuest or Google Maps were needed by humans and horses. We just knew where we had to go and VOILA! our horses would reach our destination.
Khan and Anand after finishing their thaka thak over poor Rati-jee, put their pants on (I swear they showed that) and leave. Not sure how, because their horses are with the kid. One of the horses. So I guess they pillion ride the remaining horse who I guess was hoping he would be next in the thaka thak process but instead is made to take the load of two men and ride away. Guess horses don’t suffer from depression in such movies.
Shatru-jee reaches the thaka thak spot. Just in time to see Rati-jee with a torn red blouse and red saree and red blood flowing from the corner of her lip, opening a secret box hidden in her ring which contains poison and gulps it. Rati-jee goes bye bye as Shatru-jee goes Hai Hai.
Actually it was good Rati-jee leaves in 5 minutes of the movie cause I would never feel comfortable being around a woman who secretly carries poison in a secret chamber of her ring.
So after a few tears here and there in Shatru style, body burning ceremony, the patented white kurta scenes, Shatru-jee’s eyes go round and round. He gets an idea. He rushes to the stable where horses are kept. He runs towards the horse which belongs to the thaka thak men. And he sees “BJ” engraved in gold on the saddle of the horse.
Shatru-jee turns and looks at the camera. Surprised. Shocked. Opens his mouth to utter “BHAVANI JUNCTION!!!“. BJ means Bhavani Junction. Wow. I did not know that. I thought BJ meant Blow Job. And it was put on the horse so passerbys would look at the poor horse and see ‘BJ’ on it’s saddle… and would take pity on him.. and give the horse a blowjob.
Kahani Mein Twist. Twist? Yes Twist. BJ is a princely state in India in 1985 and somehow Sardar Patel and all those who followed him in the government of India missed including the kingdom into the territory of India. That is the only explanation I can give as to why there is a king called Shashi Kapoor ruling the kingdom of BHAVANI JUNCTION located inside India in the year 1985.
But Shatru-jee knows about that state. Perhaps he did not tell the government of India about it. Saala Desh Drohi! or maybe there was some secret agreement between the kingdom of Bhavani Junction and the Government of India. Perhaps the agreement was that the Kingdom of Bhavani Junction would keep sending its horses into India with BJ (Bhavani Junction) engraved on their saddle and the Government of India would in return keep sending men to the kingdom of Bhavani Junction, with BJ (Blow Job) engraved on their foreheads. Who knows. Doesn’t matter.
Kahani mein another twist. Shashi-jee and Shatru-jee are friends. It seems Shatru-jee, years ago (when he was still doing B-Grade movies), had saved the life of Shashi-jee (when he was still doing A to Z grade movies). Me thinks that’s a lie. My detective mind tells me that on one drunk night Shashi-jee, the King of Bhavani Junction, in a completely unguarded moment must have started BJ-ing his own horse. Shatru-jee still in his senses must have rushed and pulled him off “RAJA SAHEB, Yeh aap kya kar rahen hain!!! Yeh kaam aapke layak nahin…” and saying that Shatru-jee must have put Shashi-jee aside and started BJ-ing the horse himself. I may be wrong. It doesn’t matter.
Moving on. So Shashi-jee is happy to meet Shatru-jee. Shatru-jee tells Shashi-jee the whole thaka thak story. One scene leads to another. Zeenat Aman pops in. At an age when she should have gracefully retired, Zeenat does the whole disco, I’m sexy shebang songs one of which went like - One two something something, three four shut the door… and while the song played all the Bhaiyyas sitting around me which included the kelewala, the bhaji wala, the doodh wala, the mechanic (not of automobiles but of bicycles), the paan wala and all started the usual rubbing of crotches.
Today such men are know as kinky grandma lovers. No offense to Zeenat-jee. Even when she had entered the old and tired looking stage, she got all the bhaiyyas and walas in the theater hard, in spite of they not understanding a single English word she spoke in the movie.
Kahani Mein Twist. One more Twist? Yes. One more twist. Mazhar Khan is the son of Shashi Kapoor along with Mahesh Anand who is the son of Shashi-jee’s munim… Prem Chopra.
Shatru-jee wants to capture Khan and Anand and take them back to India… as if they were some khet ki mooli. Shashi-jee says nothing doing.
A lot of tired and fucked up scenes later the story moves like 3:10 to Yuma. Somehow I think Shatru kills Anand. Captures Khan. And is on his way when the whole town tries to prevent him from taking Khan. Then Shashi angrily points a gun at Shatru. Shatru fires first. Shoots Shashi. Shashi’s gun is actually empty. He he chutiya banaya. Shatru regrets. After a whole load of overburdened over acting, he rides away with Khan and the background music plays (I think it was Vijay Benedict’s voice) “Bhavani Junction Bhavani Junction”
So you damn Internet Bollywood blogging haters. How’s that for torture? Yeah? Now multiply that torture times 3. Because I watched Bhavani Junction in the same tabela - Mayur Cinema - for 3 consecutive days. Why? Because this was the best movie around that time.
If you think you’ve had enough wait till the next…
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oz: Bhavani Juction saw Bappi Lahiri at his creative peak. Apart from ‘One and Two I Love You’ he gave us ‘Prem Ashram’ - what a song!! sort of Disco Station meets Jahan Chaar Yaar.
Yups!
Actually I too watched it at least 4 times on VHS. We used to hire VCR and TV (yes!) for Rs.50 per night and spend atleast 14-16 hours watching this kind of shit.
Whats next? Karam Yudh (Mithun Da), Loha (Dharam Pa Ji), Shapath (Raj Babbar), Telephone (Shatru, Mark Zubeir). Even early in early 90s Mr. K C Bokadia blessed us with gem like Maidan E Jung. I watched it couple of week ago on Zee Cinema and digested it along with two full quarters of Whiskey. It is my favourite Sunday activity.
Please keep this series going on.
Fucking Awesome OZ !
i really look forward to ur torture series installments…pls keep them cmg.
Loha,aaj ka arjun or any mithun special could be next.
:-)..:-)…:-)….Oz, this is really one of its kind.
This is torture movie no 3 . You must’ve seen more than 300 I guess (no jokes here). Am realy curious - what made you watch all such films? What made you? I mean its like repeated self-infliceted torture. Why would you do that?
Oz, i did watch this movie on Star Gold, one of their late night shows. Thanks to my job as an IT professional, i usually end up watching movies at odd hours. The movie itself is a total frame to frame copy of an old Hollywood western Last Train to Gun Hill. Shotgun’s role is played by Kirk Douglas, and in the Hollywood flick, it is his Indian wife who is raped and killed. And Shashi Kapoor’s role was played by Antony Quinn. In the Hollywood original Antony Quinn was a wealthy rancher, and both he and Kirk Douglas were buddies once upon a time.
Hahahaha !! 3 consecutive days !! maan gaye ustaad !! It seems I was sensible enough to watch only once !!
Yes and as Clerk (!) says, Please keep this series going on
waiting for more classics…….mahavira, sone pe suhaga, paap ko jala kar rakh kar dunga, lahu ki jung, doodh ka karz…
Ha ha ha Oz! Brilliant! Please keep this series running. Guess we have no dearth of such ‘classics’, need recommendations just holler! But keep this series on!
LOL….pure genius…keep it up.
Can we have one on Gunda……..the alltime classic.
Oz, Mayur Cinema is in which city and which locality? Would like to visit and pay homage. (Even if it doesn’t exist anymore.)
And I remember watching Bhavani Junction at our rent-a-vcr-and-a-tv night, sometime in late 80’s. And guess what, my uncle had forwarded the rape scene to ‘guard’ us kids from ‘bad influence’.
But i loved the fights then.
And we were crazy about classics like ‘Shera-Shamshera’ (Kabeer Bedi and at least 3 rape scenes), khatron ke khilaadi, and ‘kaala sona’.
howlarious !!!
“The darn tabela was Mayur Cinema.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now am going on the search for Mayur cinema rightaway
Great post OZ,carry on.Please do a review of Clerk,Loha and how can you forget the greatest ever GUNDA.
Hey Oz..i owe you a big thanks… i had watched BJ long time back when i was a kid and had forgotten the story. For the past few months, dont know for what reason, i was trying to remember its storyline. I was wondering if Sashi Kapoor was a villain in this movie. Now i am sure. It was not BJ but Farz ki Jung which ahd Govinda. What about the latter being your next torture? All the best. Keep these tortures pouring in.
@Oz…
Since you chose to watch these movies on your own.
By your own admission , you match the profile of a masochist
Mind Blowing!
I must tell you, till date I haven’t read a review that was as hilarious and entertaining as this one.
I salute your writing flair!
“BJ means Bhavani Junction. Wow. I did not know that. I thought BJ meant Blow Job. And it was put on the horse so passerbys would look at the poor horse and see ‘BJ’ on it’s saddle… and would take pity on him.. and give the horse a blowjob.”
ha ha ha ha!
Oz, the torture you endured by watching these movies must have left deep scars on your psyche. The only way to get rid of them is to write them out of your mind - yep, all 100 of them
:)
I watched Bhavani Junction on Doordarshan on a Sunday evening some 15 years ago(DD used to show Hindi films on Sunday evenings at that time).
I liked it at that time. Then watched it a year back and hated it. Shows that the 80s had totally lobotomized our mind when it came to watching films.
Warning: Post contains strong language and sexual content….hahahahaha….its good old takass! and saala jhootha makkaar…”I watched Bhavani Junction in the same tabela - Mayur Cinema - for 3 consecutive days. Why? Because this was the best movie around that time”….sach bol saala…cz u enjoyed it like the kelewala, the bhaji wala, the doodh wala, the mechanic (not of automobiles but of bicycles), the paan wala!!
Arun Prakash @17 - please remember that we are getting rid of them too by “reading”, all thanks to Oz bhai !!!!!!
All this khazana are sometimes re-visited by me on a Zee channel ( it seems Zee have bought them at “kachre ka bhaav” ) - “Zee Aflam”
oz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!man awesome post!!!!!!!!!aur kitna torture series aane wala hain?eagerly waiting for torture series no 4!!!!!!!!!!!!is mayur cinema the one located in kandivali????if yes then i had watched tashan coupla months back!!!!!!do reply oz and plz specify were is dis mayur cinema
Oz,
I am feeling quite tempted to open the mystery in the plot which you have left.
SS kidnaps Mazhar Khan and keeps it where?
how physics can throw some light on science of reflection of light?
to know the answer please watch gem of a film called Bhawani Junction.
and those advertisements where a man used to cover whole city on a rikshaw and either pre recorded tape used to announce or he used to shout
Thrillaron ka badshah Bhawani Junction.
shukravar se sangam cinema mein dekhiye
shatrughan sinha ka badla. shahsi kappor, rati agnihotree aur zeenat aman ke jalwe.
madhur sangeet.
and then he used to play audio clips of one or two dialogues or songs.
No wonder if Indian Railway started searching its map where this Bhawani Junction was located.
lol hilarious!
now everyone wants to visit the holy land…mayur cinema ki to nikal padi!!!
BTW there was this 80’s remake of Cape Fear called Qayamat, starring Dharam Paaji and Shotgun. Dharam Paaji played the role of Robert Mitchum and Shotgun played the role of Gregory Peck. Poonam Dhillon played Shotgun’s dear sister, who is the target of Dharam paaji’s revenge.
Oz Bhai..saadar pranaam..In the kashmakash of the zindagi, Hum had forgotten the gem called BJ that I had seen in Variety Talkies in Nagpur, a very similar destination like aapka Mayur Cinema..meri aapse prathana hai..maa kasam..aisa torture baar baar dena..next Haathkadi????
YAA SOMETHING MORE TORTUROUS??
@11 KK, when you locate Mayur Cinema please organise a screening for PFC Mumbai. The choice of the movie is yours!!!
Oz Bhai, kya badhiya likhte ho yaar…
and wtf is wid mayur??? kahan hai ye cine’mandir’
wud like to bow my head in tribute to all those who have undergone the torture. whatte torture… It makes ‘Welcome’ look like a classic.
keep ‘em comin Oz Bhai, wanna read ‘em all!
Doodh Ka Karz(1990)- Vintage camp classic. Jackie Shroff’s dad is a snake charmer, who treats his snake as his adopted son. Unfortunately due to the machinations of the bad villians( Amrish Puri, Sadashiv Amarpukar &Co), he is arrested and beaten to death on a fake murder charge. Now Aruna Irani, has the un enviable task of bringing up her own son and the snake also. In a classic scene, Aruna Irani breastfeeds the snake with milk, and then lets it go, saying that he owes a “Doodh ka Karz” to her and needs to prove his foster father innocent.
Years later, Jackie Shroff grows up to be a tall, handsome snake charmer, who happens to fall in love with Neelam, who happens to be the Bad villian’s daughter. Mama Aruna scowls and tells Jackie about the dukh bhari kahani.
The climax scene is a camp classic. Jackie sings a song “Naag Raja main tujhe marne nahin doonga” or something like that, in the presence of the baddies, because they want to steal the jewels from the Snake temple. And the Naag bhaiiya, gathers all the snakes in the vicinity, and they crash into the villians den, and start to take revenge on the baddies one by one.
Well well Oz bhai I must say I had a hilarious time while reading this.Also this series has made me nostalgic of those days in the 80’s.When I look back now I wonder how I would try to force my folks to take me to all sorts of B-grade movies- of so many heroes- be it Mithunda, Shatru, Dharam paji, Jeetu ,Govinda etc.
Like Dhananjay even I saw BJ on Doordarshan long long ago & still remember the title “western track”- Bhavani Junction, Bhavani Junction playing in the background!!!
Keep up the good show.Looking forward to more classics
@ Ratnakar
The climax song in Doodh ka karz goes like this- main to been bajonga, main to tujhe bulaonga, mere naag raja tu na aana, bhaag jaane!tera mera hai dushman zamana,tera mera hai dushman zamana !!!
Howzatt?
What brilliant writing skills you possess..too good..
“Actually it was good Rati-jee leaves in 5 minutes of the movie cause I would never feel comfortable being around a woman who secretly carries poison in a secret chamber of her ring”
Looking forward to many many more torture series.
brilliant! either you have an amazing memory, or you are watching those ‘classics’ again!! God bless you, have fun.
awesome man, awesome…
@Aditya, pure genius, you remember that song! I forgot the first line.
@ Clerk, Supertramp, kcp, niren, Fatema, Vineet, Anindya, Mark, Arun, Sethumadhavan, Bhanu,
Thank you. I will try my best.
@ Arthi, I’m not sure. Shayad “khatron se khelne ka shauk tha mujhe” (guess the movie)
@ Ratnakar, thanks for the original - will watch this.
@Varun Grover, KK, Neeraja, Arun, Magik
check 21-abdul’s comment. he’s found it.
@ Vineet, Read TTS#2 for more details about my sexual preference discovered first by Bollywood.
@ Srivinay, Pratimda, Paritosh, Rudro, Thank You
@ Dhananjay, yes - you are right on the mark. Many we liked at that time!
@Phoenixnu, O pAnturyaami (for others, it’s an inside joke)… does that make me eligible to become a journalist now
or do you still maintain that “us NRI people” are still ganduz 
@Abdul, Bingo! You found it!
@RK, LOL! Hilarious, I forgot that scene while writing this TTS.
@Indraneel babu, next on the list, I bet may not have been seen by many. I’m shocked so many have seen BJ.
“What motherfucking shopping malls existed in soonsaan jungles is beyond my knowledge and experience. But then it was the 80s and anything was possible.” HA HA HA HA fell off the chair laughing my a** off.
Good One Oz.
keep them comin
hehee…
oyye where is Mawali? lol!!
“In the eighties the gabroo jawans in India who suffered from depression or off-moods had not heard of Prosaic or Zantac or even Pepto Bismol. Their only solution to get off depression was to go out and rape men and women.”-Classic!!!!!You can be used by CBI instead of lie detectors.Just narrate any of the stories to the terrorists.They will give out all their secrets.
guess wat is running in mayur??????????????mudrank
and all u guyz who wanted to kno were exactly is dis holy MAYUR cinema…….it is subhash lane,nr ekta nagar,kandivali (w).MUMBAI-67.hope all u people come der to pay respects to that holy shrine………lolz
@ OZ another shitty theater in kandivali was milap.now it doesnt screen moviez though……but i remeber watchin hogi pyaar ki jeet……starring ajay devgan,arshad warsi,neha…etc…had a similar kinda experience
In 1988, another film released- Dharam Yudh, a copy of the same original and Shatrughan Sinha revisiting his classic role once again. Sunil Dutt played Shashi Kapoor’s character and Aditya Pancholi played Mazhar Khan’s character. Actually, the title Bhavani Junction itself is a rip off from a 1956 hollywood classic Bhowani Junction Directed by George Cukor and starring Ava Gardener, though as far as I know, there are no similarities between the two Bhowani Junctions:)
You killed it man!
I( second Om @ 36. Mawaali should be next.
@Pawan - The orignal BJ was actually a book which was adapted. A famous book on Anglo Indians during Partition.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhowani_Junction
Just imagine what would happen if someone rents the Hindi film thinking it is an adaptation of the book.
ek to ye smiley hata ke aadha maja kharab kar diya
——
“So Rati with The Kid sit in an open top jeep to go out shopping and in the next shot they are driving in a soonsaan jungle. What motherfucking shopping malls existed in soonsaan jungles is beyond my knowledge and experience”
bajar ke liye nikle the
dukan ke pass pahunch ker khayal aaya ki shanta didi se bahut din se nahien mile
shanta didi rati jii ke bua ki ladki ki nanad thi
shanta didi ke pati ped paudhon ki nursry chalate the
nursury shehar se bahar thi
to ye chota pariwar sukhi pariwar shanta didi se milne jaa raha tha.
raaste main sadak khudi huyi thi
koi taar nikalna hoga is paar se us paar
sadak itne dino se khudi hui thi
ki board ’sawdhan aage karya chaloo hai’ dhundhala pad gaya tha.
so shatru jii ne doosra raasta padka
jisme ped paudhon ki sankhya kuch jayada thi
yahien per apne gabroo jawan aate hain.
aur haan
is beech ‘the kid’ ko do baar sussu bhi aayi thi
——
per agar itna sab film main dikhate to
4236 intervels ke baad mayur cinema main aaj bhi bhavani junction hi chal rahi hoti
“The late Mazhar Khan (with all due apologies) answers “Hamara mood theek karna hain” ”
film was released in 1985
hun
just five years back. in my city a procession passed through the center of the city. the center of the procession was a man who has brutely killed the lover of his sister. and thrown his body in jungle some seven years back from now. the procession was ablaze with guns firing in the air. everybody knew that he had did it. but court needs evidence. the culprit belongs to the cast that decides who wins or loose election. also he belongs to the family notorious in the region, and for generation. in the time of previous generation of our hero picking up the girls was not big enough to be noticed . the portrayal you see in cinema, may be dramatized but not totally wrong.
“opening a secret box hidden in her ring which contains poison and gulps it. Rati-jee goes bye bye as Shatru-jee goes Hai Hai. ”
there is word ’sati’
.
if a women is real sati. in love and devoted to her beloved. the shock of other man touching her would be fatal. if rape is attempted on a sati. the moment the rapist will enter her, her soul will leave the body. she will die.
.
rati jii still needed poision
two step lower
“the patented white kurta scenes,”
.
who would dare to wear denim and jeans in a funeral …
any body …
“she got all the bhaiyyas and walas in the theater hard, in spite of they not understanding a single English word she spoke in the movie.”
.
mard hain sab
kausi jaban bolti hai isse kya fark padta hai …
us samai yahi milta tha
.
aaj internet porn hai
.
kal ke gabroo jawanon ke pass pata nahien kya hoga ….
“At an age when she should have gracefully retired, Zeenat does the whole disco,”
.
agar ek survey kiya jaaye bhartiya mardon ka
unse poocha jaaye ki kya pasand karte hain
‘kheli khayi aunti’ ya ‘nayi ladki’
.. you know the answer
@OZ
I stay in Kandivali man…i HAVE to find this Mayur now. Will try to catch ‘Chamku’ or whatever is playing there next week.
I just finished reading all three in this series and trust me…each one made me more nostalgic than the previous one. Bhavani Junction took the cake. I watched this one on DD Metro while recovering from a bout of jaundice in 1993. That was like torture pe suhaga. What irritated me most was the background song repeating just the title in an extremely grating manner. I think it took up almost 20% of the movie’s running time.
By the way…when are we seeing some Mithunda gem in the Torture Series? Although I love Mithunda flicks, I would love to see Oz describe them in his inimitable style.
hehehehehe…..more such gems: - “Kalyug Ka Ramayan”(1987): Manoj Kumar as Hanuman (no, really, THE Hanuman!); “Asli Naqli”(1986): Casting coupe of the century - Shatrughan Sinha vs. Rajnikanth! “Main Balwan”(1986): Dharam Paji’s ‘karate’ with Mithun-da (with all the ‘hoo-haa’s and a bandana); “Bundal Baaz”(1976): witness Rajesh Khanna and Ranjeet do a “Face-Off” decades before John Woo even dreamt of it! (this masterpice was directed by Shammi Kapoor, who plays a ‘genie’ to Rajesh’s aladin…can you beat that?)”Dance Dance”(1987): Lyrics of the Century - “Aa gaya aa gaya, halwa wala aa gaya…”,