There’s No Business Like Sanskriti Business!!
1.
Alu in my Parantha
Is Portuguese legacy
That’s against Bharatiya Sanskriti
2.
Tourist raped
In Pushkar
Must be the Pub culture
3.
Women, remember
Their speeches are inflammatory
And you, inflammable
4.
It’s illegal
To light a cigarette
Torch a bus instead
5.
Cabinet Ministers
Don’t have work
Pranab’s playing a single-hand
6.
Fictitious people
Are winning Padma Shri
It’s time they decorate Chacha Chaudhry
7.
Munnabhai
Appropriates Gandhi but
Dutt’s not for sister
8.
Holding hands corrupts minds
Pelvic thrusts
Build a sound body
9.
Easy to (b)eat
Karachi Sweet
Where art thou, LeT?
10.
Writing bad Haikus
Against Bharatiya Sanskriti
There goes again my individual liberty
Anurag Kashyap
Abhay Deol
Dibakar Banerjee
Hansal Mehta
Khalid Mohamed
Kundan Shah
Anish Kuruvilla
Jaideep Verma
Manish Gupta
Navdeep Singh
Bhavani Iyer
D. Santosh
Onir
Ashvin Kumar
Ramu Ramanathan
Sudhir Mishra
Pankaj Advani
Revathy
Saurabh Shukla
Shilpa Shukla
Sujoy Ghosh
Suparn Verma
Santosh Sivan
Shashank Ghosh
Shivajee
Pavan Kaul
Partho Sen-Gupta
Prroshant Naryannan
Sam Langoria
Satish Kasetty
Funny.
One of your post that I understood in the first reading. So yeah, you are dropping your standard.
good one professor.
knitpicking is easy
knitting haiku is hard
thus sang the sleeplessnightingale.
lol @ honhaar.
Had a good laugh. But these are more of Triveni than Haiku.
One I wrote recently-
ctrl+f
ctrl+f, ctrl+f…
err, it’s paper.
Great satire.
hmmm…
Good food for thought…
solid solid solid professor saaab
wanted more of it
That was crazy man
I am gonna start a Professor saab fan club now I think.
Aapka har shabd moti samaan.
Wah! Wah! Wah! Saying so much in such a few words! Great!
HG: I will give you the benefit of doubt. You’re improving
Lol @ Comments 1 and 12!
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And whats with 2-exclamation mark titles post-’Rock on!!’? Always thought it was to be one or three :P.
and lol at the post itself
Subbu Sir, great satire..
Short and sweet bhai.:)
Pub ne bana di Jodi!!!
superb stuff, need more..
awesome man simply awesome
Nice one! I am a non-smoker, but this one is simply genius
4.
It’s illegal
To light a cigarette
Torch a bus instead
Awesome as always
Slumdog Millionaire
Makes money coz
Poor kids were paid low wages